|Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie Pledge|
Who the fuck are Tim and Eric?
|Police attack students with batons at Univeristy of California, Berkeley|
5 stars for the UC popo telling the Chronicle with a straight face that the students linking arms is a type of violence, and thus any and all retaliation is legitimate.
Where were these cops when the hippies lived in those trees for ten months?
|Russian man sees an opportunity|
Frivolous lawsuit attempt or practicing for professional soccer?
|Ed Lee is 2 Legit 2 Quit|
Vote David Chiu. Or write in Turd Sandwich. There's no wrong answer.
|Ed Lee is 2 Legit 2 Quit|
Automatic 1 star for Ed Lee being a vile bureaucratic douchebag. "Oh I'm not running for mayor, I'm not running... oh wait."
|Policeman Purposefully Runs Over OWS Protester|
+2 stars for my overlay Google ad being "Become a police officer!"
|The Worst Guns N' Roses' Cover Ever|
needs a WTF Brazil tag
|Protesters mock Family Radio|
Is... is that the A's Banjo guy?!
5 stars just in case.
|Neo-renfair hipster plays a prototype instrument|
Is that older Pete from Pete and Pete? Fucking threw his life away.
|Rally to Restore Sanity - Jon Stewart's Speech|
There were forty people at the simulcast in SF; I walked through it on the way to the grocery store. One guy came up to me and asked me if I was interested in politics, and I said no.
It would have been more fun if people showed up.
|Last night in Oakland - massive shootout.|
Can't get the SFGate link to work; was this related to the shit they closed the freeway for?
|Chinatown Bus Fight|
Pretty rowdy for the 1, but everyone knows the really crazy shit happens on the 22 Fillmore. We need "People Getting Shanked on the 22 Fillmore" week.
|Oakland A's Fan Gets Tazed During Ballgame|
I saw an old guy get pushed down a flight of stairs by one at a Raider game. I love Oakland.
Also, for the record this guy was a Ranger's fan at an A's game, not an A's fan.
|The Reverse Graffiti Project - cleaning spaces to create a message|
The Broadway Tunnel is indeed filthy. I wonder how long ago they did this? There's certainly no clean mural there now.
|Canadian wants Americans to stop Health Reform|
Paid for by Blue Cross of California.
|See what we did with the Ford today|
Thanks a fuckin lot, Internet. I give it three days before duck-hoses become the new whistle-tips and I'm rudely awakened by them. Although I should probably be up cooking breakfast or something.
Five stars for a linguistics joke making me shoot iced tea out of my nose.
I'm gettin one, and I'm paintin' it like R2D2.
|Bacon wrapped hotdogs vs. The Man.|
First of all, ignorant ass mid-western Drew Carey, the appropriate nomenclature is "dangerdogs". They sell them outside of bars in San Francisco from about 1 AM to 4 AM every weekend, and when you stumble drunkenly into the street after last call, those god damn things smell like heaven.
Exotic parasites and antibiotic-resistant bacteria aside, dangerdogs get the automatic five-star.
|Dating a Pro Gamer|
Homely girls get one star.