The Faghorn
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(One Time I Sucked) Six In A Row
05/08/09, 02:48 I bow to experience in this instance. |
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Cardinal Ratzinger Plays the Piano
05/07/09, 17:10 Nazi. |
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Broken Pixels- Wild Woody
05/07/09, 01:12 Call me Woody.
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'That's so gay' PSA
05/06/09, 18:02 And I just thought of this seconds after writing that. Why don't you language warriors start out with a slow pitch? How about you take 'gaybashing' and make it a word to describe, I don't know, doing really good at Halo or pulling off an awesome snowboard stunt. 'Phil just gaybashed that 360!' |
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'That's so gay' PSA
05/06/09, 18:00 No one picked gay as the way to refer to themselves originally. It was winnowed out of the pool including 'twinkle toes,' 'fairy,' 'lavendar,' and dozens of others. I don't think it's particularly outrageous to ask that you put your reappropriation of gay on the back burner until we see some long overdue civil rights movement.
Of course, I feel that way because I'm not some screeching bigot who'd pull out my own eyeteeth if it meant a day without deep depression over sublimated urges. |
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100 Days of 'Fair & Balanced'
05/02/09, 17:10 Aren't there supposed to be 120 days of this sort of thing? |
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Scared Stiff Pinball with Elvira
05/02/09, 08:54 When you start wanting to be Maila Nurmi instead is when you know you've grown up. |
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Italian Wine Ad
04/30/09, 23:25 Campari tastes so bad you might as well just splash it on people at random in hopes of finding the genderqueer of your dreams. |
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Lou Reed has not aged well
04/30/09, 02:20 I don't blame them. Unless he brought enough smack for everyone he shouldn't have done it. |
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Too fat for the swings.
04/29/09, 18:59 I'm afraid this kid is pretty much an unloveable wad of suet. My condolences if this reflects poorly on your own physical shape. |
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Dr. Andy Thomson - American Atheists 09
04/28/09, 02:21 So far they've all been worthless robonostics unfortunately, but there's still hope. |
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Intelligence Squared - Tim Wise speaking for affirmative action.
04/27/09, 21:09 Probably because this was two years ago, jughead. |
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Preview of Dustin Diamond Teaches Chess
04/25/09, 18:04 Fuck you, Parlagi. I'm worse off now than I was before. |
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New Jack gets so angry he spontaneously starts to bleed.
04/24/09, 11:45 Being a pro wrestler hasn't stopped him from trying. |
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How to board a camel if you're a shorty
04/19/09, 19:30 That camel deserves a MEDAL! |
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Sneezing At 1000fps Is Disgusting
04/19/09, 09:50 Reverse bukakke. |
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The Day Science Took Over
04/19/09, 09:03 The joke is that your daughter is going to make a great third wife for me, Enjoy. You're not going to get invited to the reception if you keep up with the sass mouth though! |
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Charlie Brooker's Newsipe ep 4
04/18/09, 07:24 Episodes 2 and 3 are still in the hopper as well. |
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GhostWatch
04/16/09, 06:49 I've been trying to find this for awhile. Thanks!
And how appropriate that it was a mysterious phantom who submitted it. |
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Charles James: Chicks with Dicks in AG Super Erotic Anthology is a killing offense
04/14/09, 19:29 Funny you mention that.
I found and downloaded an issue of this anthology, and the one I picked had a 'story' about some fat otaku's obsession with a model and how he'd regularly beat off on her photos. Then there was some old, liverspotted cretin and then I deleted the file.
But I think the point is that he's too far gone to feel any shame except the plain ol' primeval dick fear. |
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