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'Bus Dominoes' stunt goes wrong in a new and exciting way
12/25/12, 00:18
dude you ok |
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DragonzBall PeePee
12/23/12, 19:56
I regret nothing. |
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DragonzBall PeePee
12/23/12, 19:56
Indeed! |
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A Dubstep Christmas!
12/23/12, 11:45
Those poor neighbors. |
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Russell Brand answers a question
12/20/12, 00:09
I've always thought he looked like a less deformed Brian Peppers. |
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Extremely personal mobile home commercial
12/18/12, 22:15
Apparently I never rated this. Huh. |
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Woman Keeps 100 Dead Cats in Her Fridge
12/18/12, 22:05
Also, where the fuck is La Loco? |
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Truck full of cows crashes
12/18/12, 19:30
god damn it. |
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Woman Keeps 100 Dead Cats in Her Fridge
12/17/12, 19:08
No, she needed to get money to have her cats cremated, because that costs money, but then she just never got around to it and accumulated more dead cats and apparently thought fuck it I like having these corpses around. |
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Ulillillia packs his shit and shows off all his pennies
12/14/12, 22:26
75 degrees is "a bit chilly"? And you're in North Dakota? Oh dear. |
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Belly button inflation fetish
12/14/12, 22:03
Why.
And how.
And then why again. |
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Reshiram is overprotective of me
12/14/12, 18:50
The radio announcer speaks, "Next up, we are going to talk to a man who married a Pokémon. Yes, really. We will be back after a word from our sponsors."
The radio announcer continues "Welcome back to Pokémon Alternative 99.7 FM. in the studio we have a man named Justin Coolidge, who said "I Do." with a Reshiram. Is this right, Justin?"
Justin responds, "Yes, I did marry a Reshiram. In fact our love is strong."
The announcer asks, "What is it like being married to a Fire Type Pokémon?"
Justin responds, "I cannot count the amount of times I was asked that same very question. Well anyway, I don't really think it is any different that a typical marriage. Aside from my Reshiram wife can keep me warm in winter. I hate cold temperatures."
"Is this the only reason why you married a Reshiram?" asked the announcer. You don't find too many Pokémon/human marriages, there is got to be some reason." asked the announcer
Justin responds, "No! I love Reshiram and she loves me, it is more just her keeping me warm. It's true love!"
"You love your Pokémon wife don't you" asked the announcer "even though she is a Pokémon"
"Yes I do, love is love, it doesn't matter if one is a human and the other is a Pokémon, as long as you love each other." Justin replied
"so, being married to a legendary Pokémon, not to mention she is a lot bigger than you and a lot more powerful too, does it make living, life, and activities harder to do together?" asked the announcer
"No actually, it makes it more interesting actually. Especially the love making. As for Reshiram being so powerful, she is overly protective of me and I like it." Justin answered
The radio station phone rings and the announcer's assistant answers it. Justin's wife Reshiram is at the other end of the line."
"Hey, Corey" (the announcer's name) "this is Justin's wife, Reshiram. Yeah we love each other lots, and I protect him with dear life. I have been listening to your conversation with my husband. As you said, I am a powerful legendary Pokémon and that is why I protect him. 80% of Pokémon are liable to take a human down in one attack. So I am overly protective of him." Justin's wife Reshiram explains
"That's right!" Justin says "it is a dangerous world out there with lots of powerful Pokémon"
The announcer asks, "How did you two meet?"
"We met when my foot was trapped in a trap. And Justin freed me. I never left his side since. Our relationship just grew and grew until it became love. Thankfully, Pokémon/human marriage is legal in our area." Reshiram explained
Justin adds, "It was like we were meant for each other, every day and ever minute we just clicked." I wonder if Arceus had that trap thing happen for a reason!"
"I was wondering that myself! You see announcer? It is things like that that proves we were meant to be!" Reshiram stated
"Totally amazing!" the announcer said loudly "I have never heard of Pokémon/human marriage that was meant to be!"
"Now you have!" Reshiram and Justin said at the same time.
Agai... Justin and Reshiram start talking at the same time. "Go ahead, Reshiram" Justin says
Reshiram continues, "See how we said that at the same time, another example! You are seeing examples just on this radio interview you are having with Justin. You have to be convinced by now!"
"I am!" the announcer stated. "I am impressed"
"Pokémon/Human marriages do work!" Justin says
"Yes they do, you are 100% Justin" Reshiram adds
"You are more love in your Pokémon/Human marriage than some of those Human/Human traditional marriages."
"Exactly!" Reshiram and Justin says at the same time
The announcer says "I guess another example; you two just said that at the same time again! Holy cow!"
"We love each other" they both say at the same time again
"OK, I know for a fact now it is meant to be!" you know each other like a book!" the announcer says " well that's all the time we have right now, thank you for listening to Pokémon Alternative 99.7. And lets all thank Justin and Reshiram for this interview."
After the whole radio show is over and the ratings were in. the interview gets high ratings. |
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JustinRPG - Jingle Reshiram Bells
12/14/12, 18:36
This guys ED page is...distressing. |
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'Archer' Stars H. Jon Benjamin and Aisha Tyler Discuss Diarrhea
12/14/12, 18:25
It really scared me when the first word uttered in this clip was "taste". |
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In Bed with Bree Olson - Episode 2
12/11/12, 23:46
So gay porn is shocking now? huh. |
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Reshiram is overprotective of me
12/11/12, 01:23
It's probably a track from DDR. |
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How I eat my favorite topping of pizza: Youtube Edition
12/11/12, 01:09
I'm with you as far as knowledge of furnishings go and all but no way is that a university age student. Anyway that room is like 2-3 times the size of my college dorm and I didn't even have the combined bed/dresser. |
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In Bed with Bree Olson - Episode 2
12/11/12, 01:04
"Let's just talk in general, because most people don't do porn." Haha, oh right.
Also, every girl I have known who is open and talks about their pornography usage loves gay porn. So...way to answer a question about yourself right after a long spiel about not wanting to do that. |
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She's trying to convince me to stop eating toilet paper
12/06/12, 22:09
That third, unlinked tag is not getting enough love. |
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The Boondocks On Tyler Perry Movies
11/30/12, 23:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W1WTXhhmFQ
How right you were. |
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