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|Arthur's New Friend (Personalized DVD)|
Four stars for "Potty in space", another one for "She might let you take a swing" sounding oddly filthy.
|James Bond-esque intro to Spitfire|
Lance Henriksen boredly jetpacking by is an instant 5 star. This is possibly my new favorite movie ever.
|Totally for Teens promo|
Less of this, more Venture Bros.
|Listen up youtube!|
Guys, guys, take it easy! These are not only the person's feelings, but all of ours!
|Christian Bale Has a Tantrum|
Christian Bale ate nothing but bread and apples for like a year to become The Machinist. He's a HARDCORE ACTOR. I did like the way that he thought to separate the guy from his job, though. The DP is a good person, and Bale admits this, but he's A TERRIBLE DP AND HIS LIGHTS NEED SOME SMASHIN'.
Still, this would've been five stars if he'd actually done it in the Batman voice.
|G.I Joe: The rise of Cobra teaser trailer|
Five stars for the ridiculousness of putting Hollywood Undead in a GI Joe trailer, plus the exact same slow-motion hand-springing-over-a-rocket scene from the Transformers movie.
|Bush's farewell address set to jazz piano|
Five stars for the weird Mr. Rogers vibe.
|Sonic Says: 'Sexual Molestation Is No Good!' with synthesized voices|
I don't mind this so much, because you can close your eyes and pretend Soundwave is telling you how not to be molested, instead.
Well, higher-pitch Soundwave.
|The Other Skip Rogers Score More Points In Nintendo Games Video|
Bam Bam likes head-butts and cartwheels.
|Stains the dog|
Oh god, even sandwiched between that crap I can't help but give that dog's facial expression anything but five stars.
|The ultimate lucha libre finishing move.|
Yeah, I'm surprised he could pull off something that awesome after spinning around a guy for eight seconds.
My next attack would've been The Green Mist.
|Know Your Occultists!|
Also, the "witches" in the clip were totally going clockwise. Witches go counter-clockwise.
|Defense Against Bear Hugs|
Five stars for "Start woring the face!".
Also, another hypothetical five stars for the guy that actually looks like a bear doing the hugging.
|Magneto - Master of Magnet|
Forget that, this game was awesome.
It was all about Colossus's "HWAUGH!" move.
|Damon Packard's Dawn of an Evil Millennium|
So, how much Keeffe is in this movie?
|The Dark Knight video game for 8-bit Nintendo|
-1 because the NES couldn't actually do that.
|Stephen Fry in a Tortoise Shell eating sausage off the floor|
Five stars for the concept, -2 stars for mugging British hosts.
|John smokes salvia, convulses on the floor, comes out a schizophrenic|
I would've never figured that guy for a drug-user.
Also: This should've been the ending of Cloverfield.
|Star Trek Outtakes-Data Krupa|
I don't care what anyone says, this is hilarious.
|TOTALLY FREE SPIRITED HIPSTER GIRL|
He's wishing you happy birthday. He's just doing a rooster dance for you.