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Guy shits himself in a martial arts exhibition
01/12/09, 15:50
Enjoy, do you like movies about gladiators? |
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TOTALLY FREE SPIRITED HIPSTER GIRL
01/12/09, 15:46
Why shouldn't rats eat a de la Poer as a de la Poer eats forbidden things? ... The war ate my boy, damn them all ... and the Yanks ate Carfax with flames and burnt Grandsire Delapore and the secret ... No, no, I tell you, I am not that daemon swineherd in the twilit grotto! It was not Edward Norrys' fat face on that flabby fungous thing! Who says I am a de la Poer? He lived, but my boy died! ... Shall a Norrys hold the land of a de la Poer? ... It's voodoo, I tell you ... that spotted snake ... Curse you, Thornton, I'll teach you to faint at what my family do! ... 'Sblood, thou stinkard, I'll learn ye how to gust ... wolde ye swynke me thilke wys?... Magna Mater! Magna Mater!... Atys... Dia ad aghaidh's ad aodaun... agus bas dunarch ort! Dhonas 's dholas ort, agus leat-sa!... Ungl unl... rrlh ... chchch... |
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Two Rats One Cat
01/08/09, 13:24
It's all fun and games until one of those rats somehow ends up with a broken spine and the cat needs to sadly wait in a corner for months. |
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Sonic X-Treme for Sega Saturn Development Hell
01/08/09, 13:20
Why was the landscape breathing? |
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Kill and Kill Again - Bullet-time Scene
01/06/09, 13:01
I came in expecting Reb Brown or John Phillip Law. The cripple chief engineer was a total surprise to me. |
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Andy Rooney on magazine ads
01/05/09, 15:19
Andy likes his women pale and clownish. |
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Andy Rooney hates your gifts.
01/01/09, 13:41
Also, I need to get a "Free is the worst kind of fudge" shirt. |
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Andy Rooney hates your gifts.
01/01/09, 13:39
Christ, if he just actually tried to find out why some of these things are done it would show at least a little effort on his part.
Companies give you gift cards when you buy a certain amount so you will COME BACK AND BUY MORE THINGS FROM THEM IN THE FUTURE, ANDY! |
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Andy Rooney on Public Art
01/01/09, 13:36
Ballerina Clown is my new favorite piece of art. |
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8 minutes of The Stupids
12/31/08, 12:50
Automatic five stars for porkpie hats. |
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Ann, wait!
12/31/08, 12:44
The surprise ending is that it turns out that I'm still amused by people acting like no-one ever does. |
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Robocop Korean Fried Chicken Commercial
12/29/08, 12:26
Seriously, is that the Maverick music, or what? |
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Robocop Korean Fried Chicken Commercial
12/28/08, 23:49
Five stars for what is obviously music from a Western in the background. |
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Denis Leary Remembers His Movies
12/26/08, 15:55
I can't wait until he gets to Gunmen. |
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Magneto defeated!
12/24/08, 13:27
You'd better not let H.E.R.B.I.E. hear you talking like that, or his finger might slip. |
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Andy Rooney Complains About Girl Scout Cookies
12/22/08, 15:18
This just in: Old man likes, is confused by, cookies. |
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Oh, Cthulhu
12/17/08, 13:01
Cthulhu is supposed to be pronounced more gutterally. =( |
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Samurai Cop - Final Fight Scene
12/17/08, 12:59
My favorite part is Joe's epic struggle to get his arm around Z'dar's gigantic jaw. |
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The Thrillseekers will Rock America!
12/05/08, 20:21
BEST DATE EVER. |
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Starship Troopers 3 - The One True God
12/04/08, 14:04
This movie is basically insanely awesome. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in disbelief at a movie's ending. |
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