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10/17/11, 17:08
You sound like you understand engines better than me: this is only possible on a manual, right? |  | How the Russians start a car with a dead battery.
10/17/11, 17:06
Can anyone tell me what is up with my submission?
In the hopper, it was a white screen to me, so I was surprised to see it made it to the frontpage. It's working fine to me now, but obviously some of you aren't so lucky...
The hell did I do? | | The President of Flavor Country
10/17/11, 14:48
As always, CN. | | The Muppets Official Trailer
10/17/11, 00:34
I remember that teaser. I was watching something with my wife and that trailer began. As we watched the opening, I leaned over just as they were saying who was in it to whisper "Jesus, this looks like the most awful generic roman-HOLYSHITMUPPETS we're seeing it!"
I'm now more excited than ever. | | McDonalds Incident
10/16/11, 14:56
Take 'em, erratic. | | Halloween Stand Out
10/12/11, 14:15
People actually liked/remembered that movie? | | MEET NINTENDOFANGIRL
10/11/11, 18:41
I wish it wasn't. She didn't seem like such a bad nerd when we first met, but it didn't take too long for me to realize that as nerdy as I was, I found her untouchably geeky. That whole story unfolded over around 3 and a half months. | | MEET NINTENDOFANGIRL
10/11/11, 15:14
I know that now, but at the time I didn't think much of it. I was 20, going to college, and had a TON of disposable income, since I had a job and doing 2 hours of RA work a week meant a free dorm room. It's not like I was just handing her cash, it was more like she'd ask me for a game for us to 'play together' and I'd fall for it because I though dating a gamer would be the best thing ever, or helping her pay for her WoW account when her parents cut her off. (I should have taken that as a red flag, she told me it was because they were' paying for games now that she was a college student, the truth was her grades were shit, found that out just before I decided I had enough.)
Anyway, that was my stupid 20-something mistake, and man did I learn a lot from it, aside from the obvious "stay the fuck away from grrl gamers' idealism. | | Guile's Theme goes with everything (DOG HUMPS OLD LADY)
10/11/11, 15:01
There's plenty of it going around on youtube. Hasn't gotten old for me yet, but I think it's best with videos I've never seen before. | | MEET NINTENDOFANGIRL
10/11/11, 14:57
Dude, trust me, you don't want to date this girl. She's just going to ignore your calls for hours because she was in a raid, and when you do manage to spend time with her, she'll randomly act like a weeaboo in public, screaming "I love you gamestop!" at every one you walk by, or literally dance and butt in to every conversation she overhears about any game, even with total strangers, she overhears. If you're lucky, it will just embarrass you, but more likely than not some other desperate loser will decide then and there that she's their dream girl and do their best to impress her with his knowledge of the backstory between Zelda games or the Final Fantasy fanfic they wrote, and how he's much better suited for her than her asshole boyfriend who didn't want to visit the same gamestop a third time in the same mall trip, and you'll get to tell them off, get kicked out of the store, and wait outside 40 minutes for her to decide she's ready to leave the store too.
She will have $30 of nintendo merch when she does though, since you wouldn't have been there to stop her. If you're lucky, one of her new admirers got it for her along with their number, but more likely than not it was your money. "Oh they're just being nice, it's like gifts on WoW." she'll say. "they just want to be friends, people don't see a girl gamer every day." As you wonder if she's even slightly loyal.
Eventually you'll decide you want your life back. As you dump her, she'll tell you how you don't matter anyway, because she met someone on a fanfiction website. He actually read her fanfics about Sephiroth's teen years and sexual conquests, and think's she's SO talented, where you never appreciated her in the first place. And you won't give a shit, because at least you didn't have to listen to her cry for a week, and both you and your wallet are finally free. | | Princess Rain - Gamer Chick
10/11/11, 14:45
Even worse than 'grrrl gamers' are the fucking nerds that not just allow, but encourage it. For every obnoxious girl there is who shouts out how 'kawaii' Link is, there's 5 desperate fucks who are willing to desperately agree with and compliment her, shower her with praise, or shower her with gifts if it's not over the internet, as though they believe dating works the way it does in Harvest Moon.
It's painfully pathetic to see, and makes other people who like games look bad. Sudan no 1 summed it up perfectly. | | Princess Rain - Gamer Chick
10/11/11, 14:28
Jesus, is it unlikable nerd girl week here or something?
I wonder if she regularly prunes her youtube channel, it's hard to believe she only has a few comments, and all of them positive. | | MEET NINTENDOFANGIRL
10/11/11, 14:20
Christ.
Candlejack, we were just talking about girls like this. Un-fucking-datable. | | Lovely old dude takes his blanket to an appraiser
10/07/11, 13:45
Jesus the youtube comments are a hilarious fucking mess on this one. | | Battlefield 3: Waiting for Jets
10/07/11, 13:38
I dunno, I missed 2, but I remember in 1942 finally getting a tank or jet and having the immediate area coated in mines because 4 other people didn't get it. At least that's not happening here. | | Bank of America refuses to let customers close accounts
10/06/11, 02:26
Christ, that's actually worse than the South Park that was mocking them. | | Bronies going out for pizza.
10/06/11, 02:25
I didn't actually make it that far into the video to see it. Once they started singing I quit out of shame. Rewatched just for that.
Knew I was hanging onto these stars for something. | | Bronies going out for pizza.
10/06/11, 02:16
You've got a good point, Xeno.
I'm going to sound really old here, but here goes: My favorite thing about it is that it's safe. I think regular show is hilarious, but I wouldn't let my daughter watch it, or really half the other shows on cartoon network which I swear are actually targeted at me anyway.
I can watch my little pony without getting horribly bored, and I can let her watch it on her own without worrying that she's going to learn how to tell someone to piss off, take the paint off their car with lunchmeat, etc.
And yeah, I know how old I sound praising that show because it's healthy for kids, but I swear someday you guys will look at stuff like this too.
Except for CN. | | Bronies going out for pizza.
10/06/11, 02:09
Yeesh, the ones that think they're writers are always the worst.
It's funny, really. Every guy I know (myself included, a long time ago) THINKS they want to date a girl gamer/nerd/whatever you want to call them, but that's only because you don't know better.
Once they ignore you for weeks at a time for their WoW habit, dance in the middle of a gamestore for all the other nerds because someone mentioned Zelda casually, or buy another box set of anime DVDs with all the 'extra money this month' before you have a chance to buy the fucking groceries, you're more than willing to let the next unfortunate nerd who has no idea what they're in for take them. She won't care about the breakup because now she's found a guy who actually read her Sephiroth and Yuffie fanfic and appreciates her talent, and you won't care because you just got your life back.
My wife's enthusiasm for my gaming hobby can best be described as 'tolerance'. There's a few games she enjoys, and every now and then something like Uncharted comes out and she'll watch the whole game for the story while I play, but beyond that she's not interested and keeps me doing other things with her. It's worked out perfectly for ages now, and has certainly made me a more rounded person. | | Bronies going out for pizza.
10/05/11, 17:41
I've seen a couple episodes. It can't compare with adventure time or a Disney movie (the ones they put effort into, that is), but it's way less painful for a parent than a lot of the children's shows out there. | |
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