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Gimme da casssssh!
08/29/10, 15:47
I know, it's embarrassing. I would have been 12 at the time this movie was released. I grew up in one of those really strict, ultra conservative families, proper catholic school and everything. Didn't see anything with a rating over PG until I was 13, and late night TV consisted of (I'm not making this shit up) Fox news with my dad. A lot of great movies I've discovered and caught up later in life, this is one of them it would seem. Anyway, I'm pretty everything I just mentioned is why I turned out to be such a Palin hating liberal douchebag. |
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ZEVO-3 from NickToons
08/29/10, 15:40
"In a battle between old and new..." So, if it's not cutting edge, it'd evil? The hell is the message here? |
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SNES - Super Metroid
08/29/10, 03:54
Stop it. I want to think this is Team Ninja's fault. Then again, it's pretty easy to believe it was Nintendo's doing. They did feel the need to pad out Zelda with excessive amounts of story in the most recent ones.
Am I weird for wanting games to have less cinematic moments?I don't hate storytelling. I love a good book, movie, or TV series, but for some reason I just want games to shut the fuck up and let me shoot shit and explore. |
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Another BLAM!
08/29/10, 03:48
I honestly thought it was 90s material at first too. The 'bling bling' gives it away though.
I really want to know what the meeting where this was though up was like. They're having a session to decide what to do with the 3 minute gap between I Carly and Hanna Montana, and some guy makes the suggestion of "how about we play a small chunk of our old cartoons, while some annoying asshole mocks our classic property and shouts things like 'bang!' and 'wham!' or some cross between them every time someone gets hurt?" At which point they decide it's an awesome idea and break for lunch. |
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Gimme da casssssh!
08/29/10, 03:45
Or maybe I could stop drinking long enough to read the tags. |
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Gimme da casssssh!
08/29/10, 03:45
What movie is this? I need to rent it NOW |
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Nice Cats (Dingo Pictures)
08/29/10, 01:41
Bitch 'races off' at about 2 miles per hour. Also, why the hell is the jail next to the hotel? Who planned this city?! |
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SNES - Super Metroid
08/29/10, 01:32
I still don't get why they felt she needed a 'beauty mark.' I'll admit, I've got this prepaid and am waiting to pick it up, I'm just trying to keep my expectations low.
The one thing I personally feel Metroid never needed was cinematics, action packed cutscenes, and more bullshit with Adam, which was easily the most awkward part of Fusion.
I still don't get why nintendo went with Team ninja though, or why people are all excited about it. They're not known for their gameplay so much as they are for being perverts.*
Wow, that cutscene is just terrible. This takes place after the SNES one, right? So that thing's come back, what, 7 times now?
On one last note: Jesus Christ, the youtube chatter on that trailer. It's horrible! Thisis why I stick to poe.
*http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=70945
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SNES - Super Metroid
08/29/10, 00:17
I'll give you that one. |
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SNES - Super Metroid
08/29/10, 00:17
I'm afraid I'm one of those people. This was what I was worried about from the moment I heard 'Team Ninja.'
I really don't get why so many people were so excited about that. I mean, their batting average is like 50/50. Ninja Gaiden 1 was good, 2 was pretty bad, the DOA fighters ranged from good to average, and everything else they made, especially those volleyball games were complete garbage. They've never done anything that wasn't linear, and are known to want to throw a lot of unnecessary dialogue, cinematics, and 'backstory' into their titles, a bunch of stuff Metroid didn't need, and wasn't known for. |
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Postal 3 - Porn Shop Walkthrough
08/28/10, 21:38
"Look at the porn store guy! *hehe* it's on Jeremy"
"Now look look at the background here. *hehehe*"
This guy is way too proud of his shitty accomplishment. |
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SUper Nintendo: Zombies Ate My Neighbors
08/28/10, 04:50
Aaaaand scene.
The community here is the reason I keep comming back to this site. |
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Salt Review - Brian Firenzi Reviews Movies
08/28/10, 04:40
Also, I really hope to see "unusually exciting lunches" become a linked tag. |
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Salt Review - Brian Firenzi Reviews Movies
08/28/10, 04:38
I think we're both waiting for that day. M. Night is dreading it. |
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Chris Chan is back, talks about high school reunion and trolling.
08/28/10, 04:35
Graduating class of 2000? That means this guy is at least 3 years older than me. Holy shit. I'd actually feel pity for him if I didn't see enough stuff on this site to know better. |
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Disney BLAM! - Chef Donald
08/28/10, 02:44
All Donald Duck shorts are legitimately good. |
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100 Ways To Love A Cat
08/28/10, 02:01
Rule 10 says 'be quiet when they're sleeping', but it should say. "let your clearly awake cat watch you take off your shoes." |
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Wendy's Chili song
08/28/10, 01:58
This one doesn't rhyme half as well as the others. |
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The Expendables Review - Brian Firenzi Reviews Movies
08/27/10, 23:25
Stupid, immature, and fucking hilarious. |
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Wayne's World for the SNES gameplay
08/27/10, 23:13
Somebody please tell me the windmilling is him powering up a charge shot. |
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