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Bruno interviews Ron Paul
07/12/09, 19:22
Have you heard Cohen talk about how his people set up for interviews like this? They lead them to believe a legit person is doing it, he shows up in character as part of the set crew and normally with a nicely dressed decoy who is assumed to be the interviewer, and at the last minute he jumps in the chair and introduces himself. |
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fishing spider eats frogs
12/09/08, 22:53
There are fishing spiders in America too.
http://www.cirrusimage.com/spider_fishing_Dolomedes.htm
The link says 2.5 inches in length, but that is actually kinda small. If you live near water like I do, they oftentimes get into the house. I have caught fishing spiders that could seriously cover my face (yes, like in Alien) just hanging out in my kitchen, on the wall above my bed, the shower, pretty much anywhere that you might be vulnerable or distracted. Sweet dreams. |
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Strawberry Shortcut
12/01/08, 19:20
Urban Dictionary defines a strawberry shortcut as: "Like a strawberry shortcake (the act of ejaculating on a partner's face and then punching them in the nose, the blood and semen creating the effect of whipped cream and strawberries), only without ejaculating first. " |
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Troll Collector Barbie
09/10/08, 11:12
Jesus, that was a flashback. I had a Troll Barbie way back when. |
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The Unconstructed Rebel
08/16/08, 20:51
Having lived in a small mountain town in the South my entire life, I feel the need to say that we're not all Yankee-hatin', 'baccer-chewing, "South will rise again" racists. Granted, there are still hardcore rednecks who like to exhibit their "Southern Pride," but those rednecks do not make up the majority here, contrary to popular belief. For the most part, everyone I grew up with couldn't give a flying rat's ass. Yes, there was a war. Yes, the South lost. Yes, it was a long time ago. Stop beating a dead damn horse and move on already. Five stars because I like old-time singing. |
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Frog being Fed to Piranhas
08/15/08, 19:02
But the beauty of it is that they don't have to be flying fish. Its highly probably that sooner or later, one of the cool guys will be dumb enough to stick his hand in the tank on a bet or dare (if he even needs prodding from others). Screw Sci-Fi channel. Get Troma on the phone. Nothing but the best for my Guido Zombie vision. |
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Frog being Fed to Piranhas
08/15/08, 18:24
I prefer to believe that the frog was not "still alive" but rather became zombie-frog due to being previously infected. Somewhere, there is now a tank of infected piranhas who will also soon turn into zombies, and somehow, someway, bite one of the guido-sounding guys. "Guido Zombie Beach Party" just sounds like an awesomely horrible movie. Wow, that was a tangent. |
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The best of Batleth
08/12/08, 12:25
Real Klingons don't wear hockey masks and bike helmets while in battle. Back in my day, Trekkies were honorable, and they didn't leave the house without the most authentic costume possible! Kids these days... |
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The Secret Life of the American Teenager
08/07/08, 13:32
I couldn't find a postable link, but look up "Lost Children of Rockdale County." Its a documentary about the teenagers of a small town that essentially developed this secret culture of sex and debauchery. The kids talk about participating in massive orgies and drugfests on a regular basis. The parents, for the most part, had no idea what was going on for a long time. It has been awhile since I saw it, but I want to say that nothing ever came to light until one of the kids died. |
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Nasty Pussy
08/06/08, 22:15
Maybe one who's feeling a little self-conscious about her junk looking like a roast beef sandwich with extra mayonnaise? |
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Nasty Pussy
08/06/08, 20:25
I really, really hope that the va jay jay sauce she displayed on her fingers was fake. Otherwise, there must be a yeast invasion the likes of which humanity has never seen commencing in that netherworld of nasty. |
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Fat Girls Deep Frying Twinkies
08/05/08, 21:45
Linkage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCbDy97-XWQ |
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Fat Girls Deep Frying Twinkies
08/05/08, 21:43
I was okay until I saw the related youtube videos. "I'd eat a FORK if it were deep-fried" shows the twinkie-frying beast gnawing on her batter-covered spatula despite it obviously still being hot. :( |
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New Sonic Unleashed trailer
08/05/08, 21:03
Five stars just for "headchog" |
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