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Inappropriate Inflatable Kid's Slide
09/14/08, 23:11
After the children, they started throwing beehives down the slide. |
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Freshen-Up Gum
09/14/08, 23:00
I don't think this is very funny. I was at a party once and blacked out from drinking too much, and when I woke up, my mouth was open and there were gum wrappers all around me. I tried to not brush my teeth for days but still had fresh breath. I still have panic attacks while chewing... |
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Air abacus
09/14/08, 22:48
After the apocalypse, I searched many strangely backlit smokey alleyways for the one, a small child that could do taxes by the light of a burn-barrel. After slowly earning his trust, I handed him my W-2...
And I owed $153... shit. |
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Steven Hawking tells a joke
09/14/08, 22:32
Take my hydroxyl ion, PLEASE! |
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Man turns into a Lobizon (a.k.a. werewolf)
09/14/08, 22:11
But a lot of his time is missing apparently |
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Oprah's 'New Earth'
09/14/08, 22:03
Life is the sitter and you are an old couch.
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Whackjob artsy crap poetry.
09/14/08, 21:42
I was standing outside a music store the night that the Nirvana box set being released and the "kurt cobain was murdered guy" filmed me and I was still on the show even though I said nothing relevant.
I'm the guy who says "Um... I'm just waiting to buy the Sigur Ros CD..."
So, YAY! |
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Bindi Irwin singing about her dead dad
09/14/08, 21:22
C'mon Almo, it's okay to have feelings.
Remember that picture you drew in first grade of your family and your dad looked angry and you were frowning? And your mom told you to always draw pictures with smiling faces?
:( |
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Sophie Can Walk
09/14/08, 18:56
I love the rambling speech on the street corner.
"Now I'm saying a baby in a wheelchair? How is that medicine? doesn't make sense" |
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Spinning Ball Spare Conversion
09/14/08, 18:24
I was thinking it may be legal since its within the same frame and it was able to reset before it hit, but then again what if he got the strike?
Also, I like that this was even thought of.
"I never get the strike and I hate waiting to take the spare, there's got to be a better way!" |
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Juha Rasanen sets world record for throwing a human being.
09/14/08, 18:09
Nope, you need to have a complete soul to count as a human being, whereas midgets only have half. |
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Pussy versus Printer
09/14/08, 18:03
I didn't understand the tag
PC Load Letter? What the fuck does THAT mean? |
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Sarah Palin on Charlie Gibson
09/14/08, 17:59
It's A PILL to GIVE WORMS to EX-GIRLFRIENDS |
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Obama is a Pro-Sodomy Activist
09/14/08, 17:30
yeah, it does. |
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The Ending of Babe
09/13/08, 04:17
"Baa, Ram, ewe" was originally a aboriginal chant to plead for the growth of tubers and was wrongly attributed to a pagan holiday. |
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The Learning Channel - Child on Internet
09/13/08, 03:53
I call fake, no way that kid could own a dog that hot and not get the idea on his own...
or "HOTDOG!"
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Sarah Palin Interview (pt 1)
09/13/08, 03:29
I like what's good but, you know what?, I DO NOT LIKE BAD THINGS! |
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Kitty's Silent Frustration
09/13/08, 03:12
um, double check that meow count, AND WE REALly have to be certain on this, people... this is a big account, so... |
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The World Warrior (english subs)
09/13/08, 02:58
What did you toss? |
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Unaired portion of Sarah Palin Interview on ABC
09/13/08, 02:50
I really, really like fart noises, but c'mon now, i think this was a little inappropriate. |
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