|Goethe and ernie|
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|Dogs at 1000fps|
Disgusting filthy animals. I like a nice bit of slow motion though.
|I love you|
Dogs are dirty and disgusting but I could almost believe that this one's mocking its owners which is kind of awesome because people who keep dogs are dirty and disgusting too, so have some stars
|Bronson: The Electrician|
i.e. "wah wah wah I don't know what you're talking about"
|Homemade Cannon Gone Wrong|
Most people wouldn't have to build and (attempt to) operate a homemade cannon in order to know that doing so is not a good idea. These guys just ahead of the curve.
|Bronson: The Electrician|
I'm still not sold on late-period (i.e. post-4) Walker. Remind me to watch this again when I'm not hungover.
Five stars for the eerily unchanging dance, a further five ghost stars for what appears to be the guitarist out of the Night Marchers in his band.
|The better best Judge Judy Ending Ever|
Three stars because Time Travel Mishap's comment made the whole thing infinitely less entertaining.
The Matrix sequels were clearly the result of a massive lack of judgement. If two transvestite brothers called Wackoff tell you how the sequel's going to be even better because it's got dreadlocked albino twins in it, Christ, treat it like an email from a Nigerian prince and tell them to bollocks.
|Steaming Wolf Penis|
Like a marginally more amateurish Brutal Knights
|Jumpstyle in the Bundesheer|
5-starring simply due to the fact that I know an Austrian guy who gets really angry if he hears this referred to as anything other than "The Vienna 2-Step".
|Jimmy Valiant interrupts a reporter|
Was that the Boogie Woogie Man himself, and did she just accidentally invoke him by saying his name on live TV?
|Love Thy Neighbour - Cannibals|
They made eight seasons of this. I'm sorry.
|xtro trailer - 1982|
Five stars for a film that's entered my everyday vocabulary as a synonym for "unreasonably aggressive".
I've not seen this film since I was 14 years old and more than a bit of a goth. It would probably be awful if I rewatched it.
|US War Department VD Training Film No. 8-1238|
|Back Flip off Fence Faceplant|
Minus one for lack of blood on snow
|Ren and Stimpy: The Video Game|
I remember playing this game before I'd even see Ren & Stimpy. I borrowed it off a friend and completed it in forty minutes or something. I thought it was OK, but then, I was eight or something.
|Charlie Brooker's Newswipe S2E5|
Don't get people being down on Stanhope and Key. Although I guess Tim Key wouldn't really make any sense to someone who's not up to speed with what's going on in the news over here?
Anyway, five stars for Charlie Brooker and his wonderful potato-y face, even though I didn't actually watch this.
|Bus Fight Mortal Kombat Style|
WHAT IS EVERYONE ARGUING ABOUT
(?) STARS AS A PROTEST VOTE
ANGRY ABOUT SOMETHING
|The Last Lovecraft Trailer|
There's a good Lovecraft film waiting to be made, there has to be, right?