|Goethe and ernie|
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|Dead Rising: THIS IS MY STOOOORE!|
As incredibly entertaining as bits like this were, Dead Rising was a deeply terrible game.
|Disappearing Car Door|
All my stars are for the sheer enthusiasm for car door-related technology that led to this video being created.
|Juggalos and Maggots: Why can't we be friends?|
I have no qualms with maggots and juggalos befriending one another.
|Andrew W.K. does the daily weather for Tulsa, Oklahoma|
|Buses are extremely territorial creatures|
Justice is done
|Thom Yorke on British Quiz Show|
Jimmy Carr is rhyming slang for "auto one star".
|Furry couple on Tyra|
I know that hating furries is considered passe and stuff, but Christ, they're utterly disgusting.
|Goon Music sucks|
SomethingAwful disgusts and upsets me in equal measure. Think about the life of the person who recorded this. Actually think about it, imagine him telling his co-workers about his music and bringing them copies of the albums with hilarious memes on the homemade cover inserts. Then imagine him going home and posting about it. Sorrow and contempt.
|The Marshmallow Test|
Can we get classic experiments week on POETV? Can we get some motherfucking Berko-Gleason up in here and shit?
|Mr. CHECHECHE And Friends In: Rooftop Attack!|
I'm not convinced that Japan isn't just doing this to act up to our expectations. I mean, nobody's that creepy, right?
|DJ Hero Daft Punk Trailer|
And I blew my own witty comment by spelling retarded wrong, FUCK
|DJ Hero Daft Punk Trailer|
We already had a gaggle of retarted kids that thought they could DJ, they're called "DJs".
|B4CON IS GOOD 4 ME|
I could watch this fat little fucker getting upset all day long.
|An increasingly odd Edarem - eenie meenie miney moe|
It's the combination of sounding quite lucid whilst clearly being insane that does it for me. He has a good voice, I mean a classic radio voice, he sounds erudite and sharp, then you listen to the words and realise he's totally fucking cracked, like Resident Evil villain cracked. I want to go drinking with him.
|Never Forget 9/11|
If I was 15 and a regular 4chan poster, I would love this. So five stars from that non-existent me.
|A Horrible Scam At Trader Joe's.|
How fat do you have to be to give this much of a shit about food? American fat.
|Larry David Gangster Scene|
I still say "You're sorry? I'M sorry!" when drunk, and find it endlessly amusing. Best scenes from the whole series.
|Lady GaGa - AOL Session performance|
Honestly unsure as to what I make of this. I'm giving this a theoretical rating of ? stars.
|Yeah, I'm a bird.|
10/10, bumped up to 11/10 by the fact that homeboy looks like Bill Hicks.
I'm half-cut and I lasted 44 seconds. Like having a sweaty perineum rubbed against your eyes.