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Who's nailin' Paylin?
10/20/08, 11:38
Somewhere out there, someone has unronically masturbated to this, and that thought makes me so happy that I can't give this anything less than five stars. |
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Gaming In The Clinton Years: WWF Attitude
10/18/08, 16:09
YES, spending hours creating fighters with ginger afros, even though none of us had a memory card at that point (the transition to the N64 left us disorientated, see), so that next time we played it, we had to spend several hours more doing it again... |
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Dune II Harkonnen Ending
10/18/08, 14:07
I don't think I could call you an idiot loud enough to reflect my feelings. Jodorowsky's Dune would have been completely fucking ridiculous. Paying Dali $100,000 an hour to play the emperor, then being genuinely upset when you realise you don't have the budget? Get fucked. Lynch's Dune is criminally underrated. Better than Star Wars. BETTER THAN STAR WARS.
Oh yeah, I was obsessed with Dune 2 when I was a kid, I used to draw huge battle scenes on A3 sheets of paper. |
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Yes On 8: Whether you like it or not
10/18/08, 14:03
Once again I was spurious until I saw that John Q. Faghater studied at PEPPERDINE, which changes everything. "Pepperdine" is pretty much a synonym for "illustrious institution" as far as I'm concerned. Thank God there are still honest people out there making sure that our kids don't accidentally find out about homosexuality, and somehow get the crazy idea that it's not a sin. |
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She without arm, he without leg
10/18/08, 08:16
Prrrft, if SHE was missing the leg, this would be boner city. |
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Yakitate Japan: British Stereotypes
10/17/08, 22:03
Also, nobody says British except for foreigners. You're either English, Scottish, or Irish. Unless you're a politician trying to claim that people from England, Scotland, and Ireland actually get on (politically) in which case, of course you're British. |
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Yakitate Japan: British Stereotypes
10/17/08, 22:02
That's weird, they claimed to be British but they appeared to be speaking Japanese. |
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Brig
10/17/08, 22:01
If it was 19 seconds would you have complained? Are you only complaining about the length? Is this longer-than-short-but-shorter-than-long & sweet? Longer-than-short-and-shorter-than-long & NOT sweet? If it was sweeter, would you have ignored that it was insufficiently short? Can something get away with being longer the sweeter it is? Would maximum sweetness allow a clip to last 45 seconds and still count as sweet?
Five-starred because you're a whining fuck. |
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Yes on 8: It's Already Happened
10/17/08, 21:42
Oh shit, yeah, I missed the entire point of that anecdote, that being that they went to one of these weird Christian colleges. I can't remember which one though. |
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Yes on 8: It's Already Happened
10/17/08, 21:42
I actually had a couple of religious dudes sleep on my floor when I was at university, they were over for some debate thing, and due to a scheduling/rooms fuck up on the behalf of the dude organising the whole thing, they ended up with nowhere to sleep... I was friends with the head of the debating society, so they ended up on my floor and uhhh, they were really odd. Really nice dudes, but 100% about Jesus, clearly the kind of guys who were willing to sweep their brains under the carpet for the sake of "walking with Jesus" or whatever. I mean, they were smart enough to be taking part in debate at Cambridge, but not smart enough to recognise that being getting married at 18 is possibly not a totally awesome idea. I don't know, 50% fuck 'em 50% "those dudes were nice, so maybe don't fuck 'em".
No, no, I'm drunk, definitely fuck 'em. |
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Dad farts and scares baby.
10/17/08, 21:20
Even if I wasn't drunk when I watched this, I still would've laughed like an idiot. |
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Furry Dancing to The Bad Touch
10/17/08, 13:34
I just read through all of that. Mmm. |
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Furry Dancing to The Bad Touch
10/17/08, 13:27
As offensive as a turgid member delivered swiftly to the eye. |
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Kia Ora Ad ('80s)
10/17/08, 13:26
"WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABAAT?" |
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Yes on 8: It's Already Happened
10/17/08, 11:53
I was already to go "pah" and "pishtosh" until I saw that homeboy attended Pepperdine University School of Law, which is so prestigious I have never even heard of it. |
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Gaming in the Clinton Years: Cool Spot
10/17/08, 11:41
I never played this. I had the isometric one, on the Megadrive (or "genesis" for you lot). With that level where you had to fight an Alien, and a Terminator-Spot. It was rad. |
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POGS RULE
10/17/08, 05:57
I still have hundreds of Pogs in a small box just next to my desk. Many of them were stolen from a kid I went to school with who's currently out in Iraq, maybe next time he's back in the country I should ask if he wants his Pogs back. |
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Bacheror Numbah Two.
10/16/08, 12:21
Was that an "ah-so" I heard? |
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Lucy, Daughter of the Devil- You Can Pound My Tom Tom
10/16/08, 12:20
I have no idea what this is but it confused and amused me in equal measure. |
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Richard 'Lord British' Garriott gives a tour of Britannia Manor
10/15/08, 08:34
Mental. I'd love to get drunk there. |
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