|Goethe and ernie|
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|Dario Argento's Phenomena|
Oh yeah, next thing you'll be saying Prince of Darkness wasn't great.
|Dario Argento's Phenomena|
It's perfectly normal for insects to be slightly telepathic.
|Fat Mexican kid falls off bridge - Kirby Superstar Remix|
The involvement of Kirby is like slo-mo for me though, automatic five star status.
|X Factor - Emma`s Audition|
5 stars for that monstrous mother alone. She's utterly horrific.
|Win a solid gold Twinkie|
Wouldn't a golden twinkie just be a malformed gold bar?
|Louis Theroux - Extreme Bodybuilding Part 1|
Louis Theroux can be a bit obnoxious, bit over-the-line at times, but this is pretty nice so far, that bodybuilder dude seems genuinely pretty sweet and pleasant. Five stars for occupying the next hour of my day!
|Men In Black: The Series - Intro|
Yeah, this was a pretty good cartoon, doubly good for how shitty it should have been.
|Falling Down: William 'D-Fens' Foster would like to know what's wrong with the street.|
I liked this film when I was 14, but it's kind of shonky. The bit where the kid knows how to use the bazooka because he "saw it on TV" is heavyhanded to the point of being embarrassing. I like this scene anyway.
According to Wikipedia, Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu is the world's longest officially recognised place name. Still, five stars for a kid reading an inherently hilarious word.
Amazing, it's a pity that we've lost whatever impulse drove people to create enduring works of such timeless - wait, what?
|Fight scenes from Equilibrium|
No. Not without incident.
This film is to the Matrix as Dune was to Star Wars, i.e. so much better that it's not even funny.
|Kangaroo gets hit by racecar|
Skippy? Fuck him, he knew the risks
|Behind the Scenes of Uwe Boll's Postal|
Five stars for recklessly endangering a kid and getting someone to cry about it
|Authors@Google: Christian Lander, 'Stuff White People Like'|
Stuff White People Like is really unentertaining. It's untertaining. Just some smug fuck who's convinced that he's the only person in the world who can see the inherent absurdity of various aspects of popular culture. Eh.
|Where The Wild Things Are - Maurice Sendak - 2009 Remake Clip|
No stars. No stars for you.
Oh fuck me it's the antarctic isn't it? Well, I proper ballsed that up didn't I.
If you're going to remake The Thing, at least keep it in the arctic.
|Kitten afraid of remote control mouse|
They should have sent a poet
|Avenger Penguins (Intro)|
Five stars for nostalgia, minus one star for making me realise that I can actually remember the words to the theme tune of a cartoon I watched when I was six, thus forcing me to examine what I've actually achieved in the sixteen years following said cartoon's debut.
|Soccer Mob Rises as Security Beats Fan Who Ran onto Field|
Well, you live by the power-of-superior-numbers-and-beating-a-man-when-he's down, you... fuck, I forget how it goes.