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Rob Liefeld's Captain America mea culpa
07/21/10, 22:59

Rob Liefeld's mea culpa is unnecessary. If you are looking for anyone to blame, I have no choice but take my share of the responsibility for his rise to prominence.

If you are unfamiliar with the state of comics in the 1990s, let's just say that it was a crazy time. And when Image came out, I was nothing more than a young teenager full of crazy hormones with no acceptable channel to direct them (i.e. a girl's vagina). Liefeld, for what he lacked in actual artistic skill, he more than made up for in eye-candy laced in testosterone. Think of his comics as a two-dimensional version of wrestling or the Insane Clown Posse. Or more apt, think of how Ion Storm acted when they thought they were hot shit, and now you have a pretty basic understanding of what to expect.

For a small taste in what I'm talking about, look no further than the names of the imprints in which he published his comics: Extreme Studios, Maximum Press, and (fucking christ) AWESOME Comics.

happninmojo was incredibly accurate when he said he's only scratching the surface. Not only were these big-boobs gals and dudes weighed down with 'tudes and lazer guns, but the life-span of his heroes never made it more than 25 issues. And I'm not fucking kidding when I say he made a shit-ton of characters, both "good" and bad.

So what you were left with is a bunch of cliche' spouting cannon fodder trying to one-up each other before getting rail-gunned to the wall for no discernible reason.

I liked that. I admit it. I'm sorry.
'The Goon' teaser trailer
07/21/10, 22:38

Whelp.

Looks like I'll have to start getting back into comics now and find out what this Goon guy is all about.

Come to the USA
07/21/10, 22:13

Swear to god, I double checked both sites.

But yeah, if it *is* on here, then it's pretty well hidden.
Zak's Kindergarten Moth Project
07/21/10, 22:05

Are we using this video to talk about things that made you feel all squishy inside?

My other job is at a non-profit that takes care of the mentally-disabled. Arriving on a Sunday, one of my guys (I call him Eyeballs because he always stares at me) was going on to summer camp for three and a half days.

A little about Eyeballs, he's 54 and suffers pretty majorly from Down Syndrome. You can tell the gears turn pretty slowly, but he's still pretty sharp and is a good communicator as long as you are patient.

Now, he's telling me that he's going on summer camp, and is downright excited about it. He's getting hugs from his housemates while I pack away his clothes and supplies.

He asks me "Will... you... miss... me?" Seriously, dude? I wasn't going to be working there again until after he got back.

"No, I'm not going to miss you," I said "Why would I miss somebody who I'm not going to see for a week anyway??" Jeez, sometimes these guys just don't get it, am I right? I go back to packing and he goes back to hugging his housemates.

After I'm done, I watch some television with him, and I notice he's rubbing his eyes.

"Dude, what's wrong? Are you okay?"

He motions me closer to him. When I approach he puts his arms around me and cries.

"I'LL... MISS... YOU!!!"

My icy black heart shattered in a million pieces. I couldn't do anything but hug him back with the biggest, goofiest grin on my face.

"Man, I'll miss you too. I'm sorry."
FOX News given crow pie, tries to pass it on to Obama
07/21/10, 20:25

Nice to see you back with your flame-bait that you post and never answer for, Enjoy.

For anybody new here that has no idea who Enjoy is and are seriously concerned about the authenticity of my accusations, our beautiful Rachel Maddow explains it so clearly:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptbuIme-iCc

Plenty of clips of FOX tripping over themselves in trying to push this sham of a story has been lovingly included.
Sportsmanship at it's finest.
07/21/10, 17:15

Not only could the guy keep from taking a cheap shot...

He couldn't even dribble the ball.
Tales from the cave
07/21/10, 09:18

Does "piss myself laughing" have a different meaning in Britain than it does in America?

5 for "or other horrific injury that's funnier than a broken arm"
Sarah Palin comments on a mosque being built near ground zero. (Msnbc link)
07/21/10, 09:15

Allow me to defend George for a second.

Comparing his verbal hiccups to Palin's outright disregard for language is an apple-to-orange affair.

The "misunderestimate" example was clearly a case of Bush starting to say "misunderstood" but meaning to say "underestimate" and not bothering to take the time and pause to let his brain catch up with his mouth. This basically describes all Bushisms: he's not actually making up words, he's just not letting them come out his mouth one at a time.

Sarah's "refudiate" is a word she thinks is real. This is dumb. Real dumb. George W. Bush wasn't this dumb.

GEORGE W. BUSH WASN'T THIS DUMB. Wow, I can't believe I would ever say that.
Fireworks accident at a Renegades game.
07/20/10, 10:53

White people have no sense of fireworks safety.
11th Gathering Of The Juggalos Infomercial
07/20/10, 10:14

Dammit. First they take Tech N9ne away from me, now Brotha Lynch Hung?

Well at least Mr. Hung will be able to school the audience on how to make a rap persona effectively disturbing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjMZuv08SLs
Lukemorse1 game room update
07/19/10, 12:45

I couldn't tell, was that black Xbox in his bedroom a 360 "elite"? Because that would make him own FOUR goddamn consoles of the same brand.

For what? Having sock-puppet Xbox Live accounts that stroke his ego and tell him what a great decision it was picking toys over family??
Tommy Sowers for Congress
07/19/10, 12:37

It was commercials like this that made me turn my back on Nancy Boyda's unsuccessful run for Congress back in '08.

Just because you are in the Mid-West doesn't mean you feel like you need the fucking pick-up truck/hay-bale/farmville backdrop, Gomer.

Hey, while you're at it, why don't you bring up your qualifications? Fellow soldiers and a combat bible, eh? Well, that's a pretty good start I guess.

KILLED OUR JOBS
BAD TRADE DEALS
BANK BAILOUTS

What the hell does "Bad Trade Deals" even refer to?
Terrell's Siding
07/19/10, 12:11

The march of Secular Humanists against traditional family values (and our lord and savior Jesus Christ) threatens us ever more with legalized abortion, indecent television, perverted marriage for the homosexuals, and a secret marxist muslim Kenyon infesting the White House with his globalist ethnic agenda!

..and remember for the very best siding, windows, and roofing for the very best price, call me.

Be safe, and God Bless.
How to say 'ask'
07/16/10, 22:47

Stop trying to incite racial tension when there isn't any, Preybymail. Nobody cares about you or your opinion about half the ethnic people you know.

And while you're at it, go drink 63,000 gallons of AIDs.

WWD, do not say that cancer is killing poeTV. Seriously, it was a lot worse when I started lurking here, and I fucking lurked here since POE-Red.

(Seriously, can a mod get this Preybyemaild guy banned? Racist comments like this is why POE-News even pays us attention, and I rather those clowns not bitch and whine about what goes on around here.)
How to Play Jenga - A Tutorial
07/16/10, 20:09

http://tinyurl.com/2cdrm9d
You dun goofed up
07/16/10, 20:01

The laugh to sad ratio is safely above 1.

Five for everyone involved with this being stupid/evil. Thanks Anon, you really outdid your terrible, terrible selves.
Turkish guy makes an excellent counter-argument.
07/16/10, 19:56

"That's a Turkish daytime program (for women LDO) and that guy claims he can fly.
"Havada durdum , sahitlerim var" is his statement which means "I stayed still on air and i have witnesses".
Then he proceeds to prove his statement.. "
Re: Everyone | Old Spice
07/16/10, 19:54

Make me.
Cows & Cows & Cows
07/16/10, 19:53

Gosh, I'm dizzy.
How to say 'ask'
07/16/10, 19:05

P.S.S. The old anonymous submission was not the same as the phantom submission.

There was the way to submit a video as "Anonymous", that was taken away probably because it was abused I wager.

There was an even more devious way to submit(and vote in the hopper, and even comment on videos) anonymously that involved logging out and then hitting the back button a couple of times. It would let you still do things as if you were logged in, but since it couldn't recognize you, it did not display any name.

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=61620

Doesn't work anymore.

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