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|Come to the USA|
Swear to god, I double checked both sites.
But yeah, if it *is* on here, then it's pretty well hidden.
|Zak's Kindergarten Moth Project|
Are we using this video to talk about things that made you feel all squishy inside?
My other job is at a non-profit that takes care of the mentally-disabled. Arriving on a Sunday, one of my guys (I call him Eyeballs because he always stares at me) was going on to summer camp for three and a half days.
A little about Eyeballs, he's 54 and suffers pretty majorly from Down Syndrome. You can tell the gears turn pretty slowly, but he's still pretty sharp and is a good communicator as long as you are patient.
Now, he's telling me that he's going on summer camp, and is downright excited about it. He's getting hugs from his housemates while I pack away his clothes and supplies.
He asks me "Will... you... miss... me?" Seriously, dude? I wasn't going to be working there again until after he got back.
"No, I'm not going to miss you," I said "Why would I miss somebody who I'm not going to see for a week anyway??" Jeez, sometimes these guys just don't get it, am I right? I go back to packing and he goes back to hugging his housemates.
After I'm done, I watch some television with him, and I notice he's rubbing his eyes.
"Dude, what's wrong? Are you okay?"
He motions me closer to him. When I approach he puts his arms around me and cries.
"I'LL... MISS... YOU!!!"
My icy black heart shattered in a million pieces. I couldn't do anything but hug him back with the biggest, goofiest grin on my face.
"Man, I'll miss you too. I'm sorry."
|FOX News given crow pie, tries to pass it on to Obama|
Nice to see you back with your flame-bait that you post and never answer for, Enjoy.
For anybody new here that has no idea who Enjoy is and are seriously concerned about the authenticity of my accusations, our beautiful Rachel Maddow explains it so clearly:
Plenty of clips of FOX tripping over themselves in trying to push this sham of a story has been lovingly included.
|Sportsmanship at it's finest.|
Not only could the guy keep from taking a cheap shot...
He couldn't even dribble the ball.
|Tales from the cave|
Does "piss myself laughing" have a different meaning in Britain than it does in America?
5 for "or other horrific injury that's funnier than a broken arm"
|Sarah Palin comments on a mosque being built near ground zero. (Msnbc link)|
Allow me to defend George for a second.
Comparing his verbal hiccups to Palin's outright disregard for language is an apple-to-orange affair.
The "misunderestimate" example was clearly a case of Bush starting to say "misunderstood" but meaning to say "underestimate" and not bothering to take the time and pause to let his brain catch up with his mouth. This basically describes all Bushisms: he's not actually making up words, he's just not letting them come out his mouth one at a time.
Sarah's "refudiate" is a word she thinks is real. This is dumb. Real dumb. George W. Bush wasn't this dumb.
GEORGE W. BUSH WASN'T THIS DUMB. Wow, I can't believe I would ever say that.
|Fireworks accident at a Renegades game.|
White people have no sense of fireworks safety.
|11th Gathering Of The Juggalos Infomercial|
Dammit. First they take Tech N9ne away from me, now Brotha Lynch Hung?
Well at least Mr. Hung will be able to school the audience on how to make a rap persona effectively disturbing.
|Lukemorse1 game room update|
I couldn't tell, was that black Xbox in his bedroom a 360 "elite"? Because that would make him own FOUR goddamn consoles of the same brand.
For what? Having sock-puppet Xbox Live accounts that stroke his ego and tell him what a great decision it was picking toys over family??
|Tommy Sowers for Congress|
It was commercials like this that made me turn my back on Nancy Boyda's unsuccessful run for Congress back in '08.
Just because you are in the Mid-West doesn't mean you feel like you need the fucking pick-up truck/hay-bale/farmville backdrop, Gomer.
Hey, while you're at it, why don't you bring up your qualifications? Fellow soldiers and a combat bible, eh? Well, that's a pretty good start I guess.
KILLED OUR JOBS
BAD TRADE DEALS
What the hell does "Bad Trade Deals" even refer to?
The march of Secular Humanists against traditional family values (and our lord and savior Jesus Christ) threatens us ever more with legalized abortion, indecent television, perverted marriage for the homosexuals, and a secret marxist muslim Kenyon infesting the White House with his globalist ethnic agenda!
..and remember for the very best siding, windows, and roofing for the very best price, call me.
Be safe, and God Bless.
|How to say 'ask'|
Stop trying to incite racial tension when there isn't any, Preybymail. Nobody cares about you or your opinion about half the ethnic people you know.
And while you're at it, go drink 63,000 gallons of AIDs.
WWD, do not say that cancer is killing poeTV. Seriously, it was a lot worse when I started lurking here, and I fucking lurked here since POE-Red.
(Seriously, can a mod get this Preybyemaild guy banned? Racist comments like this is why POE-News even pays us attention, and I rather those clowns not bitch and whine about what goes on around here.)
|How to Play Jenga - A Tutorial|
|You dun goofed up|
The laugh to sad ratio is safely above 1.
Five for everyone involved with this being stupid/evil. Thanks Anon, you really outdid your terrible, terrible selves.
|Turkish guy makes an excellent counter-argument.|
"That's a Turkish daytime program (for women LDO) and that guy claims he can fly.
"Havada durdum , sahitlerim var" is his statement which means "I stayed still on air and i have witnesses".
Then he proceeds to prove his statement.. "
|Re: Everyone | Old Spice|
|Cows & Cows & Cows|
Gosh, I'm dizzy.
|How to say 'ask'|
P.S.S. The old anonymous submission was not the same as the phantom submission.
There was the way to submit a video as "Anonymous", that was taken away probably because it was abused I wager.
There was an even more devious way to submit(and vote in the hopper, and even comment on videos) anonymously that involved logging out and then hitting the back button a couple of times. It would let you still do things as if you were logged in, but since it couldn't recognize you, it did not display any name.
Doesn't work anymore.
|How to say 'ask'|
I believe I have a partial explanation.
The other day I left a page up in the Hopper. It was the video of the creationist troll and the "flarred" rib cages.
The next morning I watched it and voted on it, not knowing that it had already got it's seven votes and moved to the front page.
If you notice, there is a total of 8 votes, and I believe that was one of the videos that "jumped" back up to the top of the page. Looking at the Hopper voting results for this video gives us:
Nine votes for and one vote against, another instance of eight votes.
I do recall there was a fail-safe against this back in the day. Some sort of "This video already made the front page. Click here to view it" return when you tried to vote for it. But this was also when you were able to phantom vote/submit/comment. So, maybe that was taken out when they patched up poeTV and took away the ability to anonymously submit?
I would take this over to In-House Stories and bring it to the Ghost-Mods attention, but I rather not get called a racist, and/or banned. On the other hand, this would make quite a devilish way keep certain videos on the front-page for much longer a time, sort of hacky-sacking between multiple users, if you will.
P.S. Jesus Christ, somebody get Camonk a drink. He's downright scary when he's sober!
|Kill the Ground Zero Mosque TV Ad|
Rick Barber also has a related video condemning that Islamic Jahidist boogeyman trying to DESTROY AMERICA with their mosque-building abilities.