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Chess Diva (episode 1)
01/01/10, 16:12
Does Sojourner Truth actually have any sort of link to the game of chess, or did the organizers just pull a random woman's name out of a hat? |
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Cyborg Cop - Final Shoot-out
01/01/10, 12:10
Colt Bangkick! Bruce Stabgroin! Drake Towerfall! |
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Avatar Makeup Tutorial
12/31/09, 15:06
Lard of the Rings. |
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Q.I.: John Hodgman
12/31/09, 11:03
So this is an updated version of "My Word"? |
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Avatar Makeup Tutorial
12/31/09, 10:56
IT'S REAL TO ME DAMMIT!!! |
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Jesus Sings Jingle Bells
12/30/09, 15:17
Ladies and Gentlemen.... AMERICAN JESUS! |
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Chocobo Cosby
12/30/09, 10:52
What a stinking pile of garbage. |
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Atheists are sex perverts
12/29/09, 17:28
whoops.
That was not meant as a reply. |
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Atheists are sex perverts
12/29/09, 17:27
In the absence of the atheist-hating sweet old Grandpa...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKjfbJgui70
ANOTHER atheist-hating sweet old Grandpa!!!! |
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Star Trek - Edith Keeler
12/29/09, 09:57
^^^ |
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Good God, she's dead!
12/29/09, 01:52
I've petitioned the FCC to censor orgasms like that. |
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Google's 'coping with loss' ad.
12/29/09, 01:33
"You people"? That's racist. You're racist, William. I hope you take a long, hard look at yourself in the mirror, you fat racist idiot. Maybe then you'll think twice before opening those greasy monkey lips and spewing out sub-literiate hate speech, you fat oily racist jew-eating coon.
Oh, and this commercial is stupid. |
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Sisqo - 'Gone Country' Finale
12/29/09, 01:19
Isn't there some unwritten rule that you have to at least know how to play an instrument before you are able to be called a Country Singer?
And I *know* there's a written rule prohibiting gay African-Americans somewhere. |
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Iranian protesters save two men from being hanged
12/28/09, 23:54
also his balls were shot :( |
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Chris-chan: Raging Pussy
12/28/09, 17:04
While I sympathize with those that are basically worn-out of Chris, you must keep in mind that his tag barely cracks the top 100 (I've seen it at 99th just today, but now it's gone).
Also, his autism comes and goes in waves, so it's not like we get a video from him every single day, more like a shit-ton of videos every couple months or so. |
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Scantily clad juggalettes in a mosh pit
12/28/09, 10:46
How do you make an emoticon for that sneer of disgust that kinda looks like an Elvis Presley impersonation? |
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Sexy Xenergy Advert - Probably NSFW
12/28/09, 10:27
I was unfortunate to be persuaded by that commercial also.
And now I'm a 29 year old man that strips in a fireworks factory south of Leijing.
禅氣 - From my old textbooks and help from the internut, I believe that their selling "meditation gas", which I don't believe a caffeinated liquid would be able to pull off.
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LOVE BITE OFFICIAL VERSION Exclusive World Premiere Extreme Midnight Moon Junk Moves Performed 12 am
12/28/09, 09:02
Because no LilNiceWolf video is complete without the description:
Please COMMENT,RATE,SUBSCRIBE and reply.Hello Dear viewer,subscriber,friend or newcomer.You find me here on YouTube,Twitter,MySpace, my Facebook page has mp3 tracks in a player, the link is on my channel beside Website:.I try to tell the creation progress,trivia and much other each day.New item to publish.Here follows a description of the song and movie work process, reading can be omitted by choice for non technical or uninteresting.One Friday evening I got inspiration and came up with a tune. I had it in my head for an hour or two while it evolved.The idea was to have popping and blipping analogue synth sounds going in arpeggio and rhythm patterns.Its simple with a and b half equally long.Simultaneously the story was conceived about a dancing man wanting to be bitten by a werewolf.The original music was created in old cakewalk but I missed the software synthesizer sounds and moved to convert to logic for pc where I could use es2 with own or other presets.I found several I like but together the produced a distorted mix.Also the tempo went down when there was many tones.The bounce feature saved the tracks together in real to a hard drive wave file.The problem was that the computer was to slow to output every constructed timbre without pace fail.I didnt care and let the uneven flow be.Some notice and cant stand it but hopefully the major piece rock.I have been fascinated by electronic music since the days of Moog,Arp with Wendy Carlos (then Walter) as favorite.The picture was shot with both front and back light resulting in either black or lit foreground and white background.To hide the bathroom tiles,I hang a sheet by fastening adhesive tape at the upper fold edge.First take was miserable and things were visible that wont supposed to be.Next and coming was better with bright or dark boy and correct color temperature.The dancing shows a head with face keeping the beat.The low angle reveals legs but only as shadows.This was accomplished using the ceiling bar to fasten the sheet and locating a cable construction bulb lamp lying on a laundry basket behind in the shower area.It worked terrific with vignetting like an old cheap super 8 projection on the big silver screen with the center proportionally much illuminated than the surrounding.Having less footage material than required for a full composition,I inverted or made negative with photoshop for still photo pictures and VirtualDub internal filter for the moving clips.Duplication with variation was aquired by altering or changing the hue or tone of the yellow beginning to become several transformed equivalent like cyan,blue,pink,green,purple,red.Maybe it looks ok psychedelic.I wasnt jumping listening to the real deal,instead I heard click from a solid state metronome tuned or adjusted by a potentiometer with painted bpm marks with no exact measure at all.Therefore everything was drifting with sync problems.I had to manually remove and add single frames to circumvent the bad feeling.Another drawback was the 20 second roll limit of my Fujifilm A200 digital camera which didnt match the 1 minute 38 length.Certain you guess I repeated stuff and you are right.The zoom effect spread over the entire selection is from the plugin folder start 100 percent and increasing to 400 with normal middle height and width focus.Lucky I got an acceptable thumbnail still preview,the first rendering was a dull disappointment.The predator horror man has cut off top hair on his forehead,nose and cheeks.The teeth has modified extensions as fangs with fake blood drops drop down on lips and chin,its Heinz regular tomato ketchup bought in reverse standing bottles for a bargain price because the opening have a tendency to explode a squirt on the table,floor or clothes.We had several accidents and I choose a different container model in the future when these are consumed and empty.Outdated equipment can be an advantage if you want.A soft or blurry lens helps skin look even.Under par sensitivity helps to be grainy and dark.Currently Im searching for a replacement camcorder to my ancient 2002 digicam without mic and just 10 fps.I want HD High Definition 1080p or at least 720p with an option for wide standard def and 24 fps and a cinematic look.I had two pocket gadgets home but wasnt fully pleased.They were Aiptek Z300HD-V which had cmos rolling shutter jello and not sharp, otherwise the bright pic center exposure and natural colors was ok,also was the remote control and the dual flashlight led for night.Connected to a 80s Fashion CRT TV via composite connection gave good picture but native was just mono.The Europe model had no AV input like the US United States variant for tax reason.With that option ,I could have used it solely as a video recorder for my old mos shoulder cam.Sanyo Xacti VPC-CG10 was dark and blurry with distorded budget stereo,missing HDMI and no RGB component output,otherwise its excellent independent aperture and shutter manual options was desirable like cost. |
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Sleeping Beauty Robbed (BICYCLE PUMP THIEF Bum Biker)
12/27/09, 07:15
I'm guessing the big server move is still going on and that's why it won't embed.
Also, I noticed "www.poetv.com" is unavailable, yet "poetv.com" is still up. Ahhh, the mysteries of the interwebs. |
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Grandma Got Runover by a Reindeer
12/26/09, 16:35
I've been at this for over an hour, and it is a fact that every single Christmas music video benefits from this kid's performance.
Behold: http://tubedubber.com/#JEETviNu_VM:SvHoKkFJmac:0:100:6:0:true |
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