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Obama Introduces RFID Chip
07/19/09, 03:30
And anyways... *yawn* I'm calling Poe's Law on this one.
mcsancherson probably made it himself to get us riled up about paranoid neocon shenanigans. If I am going to make a witty comment about a stupid person on the internet, I'm am going to need a source to work with here. |
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Obama Introduces RFID Chip
07/19/09, 03:26
mcsancherson put this in the "Classic Movies" and the "Nature & Places" categories.
What makes you think he give a shit about tags? |
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Rep. Tiahrt (R Kansas) wonders what would have happened if Obama's mother got money for an abortion.
07/19/09, 03:21
azraiel,
Terribly, terribly, sorry for fucking up the lines and putting your area under his district. I know I wouldn't stand for somebody saying that Tiahrt represented Topeka in congress.
And the way I understand it, Moran is trouncing Tiahrt in the fund-raising dept., but I don't know if he's going to be ready for the dirty politics in the race for Senator.
http://cjonline.com/news/state/2009-07-16/senate_race_will_test_gop_base
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Good luck with you guy, I know whoever is going to run on the Dem ticket simply won't have a fucking chance. |
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Sen. Graham Admits He Would Have Lacked The Courage To Desegregate Schools
07/19/09, 02:58
Hey stop hogging all the rebuttal Irish!!! Give some of other people a crack at it, will ya?
1. Wow OMG you are right. I never looked at it that way. Incidentally, I just now realized that MIRANDA v. ARIZONA was just another blatant socialist assault on the Freedom of Speech!!!
2. What? I can't use my Gymkata and a pommel horse to protect my house from ninjas? Is that what you are saying?
3. Why stop with the out-of-context quoting there? It's fun when you can do it with other people! Observe:
"I' been very partial to Malcolm X, particularly his self-help teachings." -Clarence Thomas ...he's a sekrit moslim.
"Strength and wisdom are not opposing values." -Bill Clinton ...roleplays D&D games as a Cleric.
"Firefighters are indispensable foot soldiers here at home. " -Chris Dodd ...Thinks he's the fucking Shredder and is probably racist against them also.
All in all: 3 out of 5. I enjoyed the apologizing about confusing our fragile minds with logic, but deciding against insulting us based upon our SN really hurt your grade. |
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Sen. Graham Admits He Would Have Lacked The Courage To Desegregate Schools
07/19/09, 00:05
Seconding Merzbau, I really like to see examples of what Sotomayer (Kinda liked it the way it you spelled it the first time, thought it was one of your name-puns: SODOM-ayer) could possibly do as a supreme court justice to wreck our Real American freedoms? I'm withholding my stars until I read your rebuttal, so if TeenerTot gets a 1-star from me, he only has you to blame!
P.S. Actually Saddamayer is pretty good also. Hey, I copyright the both of them, so if you use them you have to say (c) Toenails 2009. |
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Rep. Tiahrt (R Kansas) wonders what would have happened if Obama's mother got money for an abortion.
07/18/09, 23:47
It's my submit. So I get the last word on the wall-of-text thank you very much. >:(
In closing, I want you to give everyone a couple of things to chew on:
1. Rep. Tiahrt's district is Wichita Kansas. You know, the whole "Tiller-the-Baby-Killer-abortion-capital-of-the-world"? Yeah, he's elected by those constitutes (Not exactly, since district 4 includes all of Kansas west Wichita and westward. But even still, more people live in Wichita than the rest of the district).
2. If you click "Im a Kansas" tag you will notice that this title wordwraps at "Obama's mother got money for an abortion." and that is just fucking hilarious. |
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Tea-Bagger explains global warming
07/18/09, 17:52
Somebody should put this lady in a room of pure Oxygen.
Oxygen is essential to life, right? |
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Glenn Beck talks about Health Care... this time on Television.
07/18/09, 17:41
This was submitted the same day as the radio meltdown. In fact, this episode was aired the same day as the radio meltdown, which was why I submitted it.
Trust me, it was topical and not over-done at the time. |
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Glenn Beck interviews Sarah Palin on Fox News Channel
07/18/09, 16:12
http://wikibin.org/articles/palinfreude.html
Oh wait... I guess I didn't really come up with it after all. :(
Is "Bidenfreude" still available? |
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Glenn Beck interviews Sarah Palin on Fox News Channel
07/18/09, 16:10
WHAT??? No "Palinfreude" tag? It took me all of three seconds to think up that term!!! |
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Hurt Locker opening scene
07/18/09, 15:42
Ah Hulu.
As far as flame-wars on poeTV are concerned, I believe it's something like this:
1. Tim and Eric videos
2. Hulu
3. Cat videos
4. Abortion
This is why I love this site. |
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Barbara Boxer and the Racial Politics Debacle
07/18/09, 15:39
I think whites need to stop using the word "diversity", because we are just so hilariously bad at applying it in proper context.
It's pretty hard to believe a NAACP resolution would have any place in an energy policy discussion, especially if the panelist wasn't black. I'm waiting for her to bring up a GLAD resolution to a cross-dressing business advocate in the next meeting.
Also, if this guy is so pissed at being pigeon-holed on the basis of the color of his skin, then he needs to find a job in an organization whose name doesn't refer to the color of his skin. |
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Hurt Locker opening scene
07/18/09, 14:42
Either that or Gomorrah sock puppets. |
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Pat Buchanan - Global Warming is a Hoax and a Sham
07/18/09, 14:29
How can anyone NOT like Pat Buchanan? |
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Rep. Tiahrt (R Kansas) wonders what would have happened if Obama's mother got money for an abortion.
07/18/09, 14:22
yeah, that failed. :( |
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Rep. Tiahrt (R Kansas) wonders what would have happened if Obama's mother got money for an abortion.
07/18/09, 14:22
I don't like to 5-star my own video Foolish.
So how about an internet high-five?
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Rep. Tiahrt (R Kansas) wonders what would have happened if Obama's mother got money for an abortion.
07/18/09, 14:13
That was a low blow phalsebob. He's playing a devil's advocate, not a dumbass advocate.
allcaps just is stating his interpretation of a book he read a long time ago. I'll admit that I have read books and forgot the whole point of their message over time (I could have sworn "Angry White Men" was suppose to be humorous). He also has serious misgivings about dollar-menu abortions, from what I can tell.
allcaps, if I may, I would like to posit that abortion is cheap as possible because if the procedure wasn't, people will go ahead and do it themselves for free. I don't believe that the hybrid-car analogy is quite apt for this discussion. Maybe instead we look at Veterinarians who offer to clip dog ears and tails, for the fact that if they don't do it, then the owners will go ahead and do it themselves. Yeah, that's cringe-worthy that a vet will go ahead and mutilate pets, but given the choice of those two options, I'm glad they aren't letting the owners do it with gardening shears.
Now, should the Government step in and subsidize the Dog-ear clipping market?
Erm.... |
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Drew Carey Doppelganger Price is Right Nightmare
07/18/09, 13:37
PUH-leeze.
http://www.cjonline.com/stories/090102/com_drew.shtml
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All three pictures are of Roger Smith, not Drew Carey. |
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7 Questions That'll Make Atheists Think!
07/18/09, 02:13
Hyuk Hyuk.
Hey let's make a video about how dumb allcaps is! We can all five-star it and stroke each other's cocks at the same time!!! |
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Orly Taitz asks John Roberts a birther question.
07/17/09, 20:55
I'm not saying that she's as crazy as "Time Cube"
But her html skills are just as atrocious:
http://www.orlytaitzesq.com/blog1/?cat=14 |
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