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Help us, Osama Bin Laden.
07/01/09, 12:37
Oh great, now we're going to have to watch this played out with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles action figures...
Leonard: Listen brothers, the only way we're going to be accepted by New York is if we pray that Krang blows up the Empire State Building!!!
Micheal: COWABUNGA!!!
Raphael: PIZZA TIME!!!
Donatello: *face-palm* |
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Westboro Baptist Church - God Hates the World
07/01/09, 09:24
This is quite apocryphal, but someone told me that Fred gave an interview many years ago where he said that he had a vision of God telling him that him and his family were going to hell unless he could make the whole world despise him.
Not putting any faith in that rumor, because lord knows I searched for it. But it does seem to make answer why he would switch from focusing on gays to America in general, then eventually to the world. |
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Michael Shermer interviews creationist 'scientist'
06/30/09, 13:40
*spit-take* |
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Transformers 2: Exclusive Clip.
06/30/09, 12:45
Paperclips! |
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The Critic--William Shatner Discusses James Caan
06/30/09, 12:42
...you hear him say: "Once Carol Channing came in our house to use the bathroom (I was hiding in the shower at the time)...." |
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Some guy does a video about Conservapedia.
06/29/09, 21:30
That's just because of the liberal bias that JEWtube mandates in they're end user agreement!!!! May be if you ever went to Conservapedia you would under stand that we are under constant scrutinty... scruteny... watch of the Mainstream MSM media!!! (witch are liberal!).
If you wood quit rating us may be we could let people finally rat our videos!!! |
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A Distant Thunder - The Death of Patty
06/29/09, 15:31
1:09
Those has got to be the worst Friendly Mutton Chops I have ever seen. |
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Muhammad Ali vs Howard Cosell
06/29/09, 15:13
excuse me there's something in my eye... |
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Lisa It's Your Birthday
06/29/09, 14:20
Oh no, you misunderstand (which was my fault because I constantly type walls-of-text that make myself look retarded).
I agree with Camonk in the sense that there is no way you can compare two singers that have no similar style (Elvis with his white-bread blues/rock, and Jackson with his androgynous pop-tunes). I was just saying that given time, he's certainly going to gain a kitschy cult-status that I've only seen in Presley (hell, I don't even think Lennon enjoys that type of Weekly World News-esque fandom).
Oh.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_albums_worldwide
*Every* musician is going to have to live in the shadow of Thriller. As the second best didn't even sell half of what Thriller sold. |
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Paul's Backyard
06/29/09, 12:49
Please tell me you're joking, baleen. Oh God, I so want to believe you are joking. |
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Transformers cast Interviews
06/29/09, 12:41
I enjoyed the movie for the same reasons I hold my DVD copy of "Monsters Crash the Pajama Party" so very close to my heart.
Because it was a brainless boy-movie. It's like how my nephew would write a movie if I gave him a box full of Transformers, GI-Joes, and firecrackers. |
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Hey, F3AR!
06/29/09, 12:26
Great clip. What's what the point of the submission?
I'm not going to even bother mentioning the rules against calling out other people with a video (cause it also states you can't swear in your comments or description or tags, fuck that). But the person who submitted it did so anonymously.
For all I know F3AR submitted this himself in a bid for e-sympathy. |
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Lisa It's Your Birthday
06/29/09, 12:20
You say this now, but in five years Neverland Ranch will be just as toured as Graceland, there will be people claiming that Jackson didn't die, people will focus on his early career rather than what he eventually became, and there will be novelty clocks where his hips shake swing back and forth (possibly while grabbing his crotch).
If he wasn't an Elvis, we'll certainly make him one. |
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Pokemania 1999
06/29/09, 12:13
actually, not to derail this anymore. (Although, I'm fairly confident that those that wanted to comment on the video done so already)
My new theory is how long the address is. When I copied and pasted it the second time, I noticed that it is exactly as long as the box given to type the comments in. Mayhaps something to do with filling a line with text and no spaces somehow fucks with the font?
http://www.cjonline.com/stories/082798/com_pokemon0827.shtml test
I don't know if having a word right afterwords is necessary or not. |
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toilet
06/29/09, 02:58
It's a normal toilet that does not have lights/sounds/hands clapping when you flush it.
To a Japanese, it is quite horrifying. |
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Paul's Backyard
06/29/09, 00:48
http://cjonline.com/files/u4433/huh.png |
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Seamus McManus: Beekeeper; Father of Cloud Computing
06/29/09, 00:05
I can not tell... is this narrated by a text-to-speech? |
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Pokemania 1999
06/28/09, 23:59
Dicknuts, unless you are under 20 years old or have been smoking weed for the last ten years, I seriously don't know what to tell you. It was just about the biggest deal our one-horse town had for quite awhile (until Bush and Kerry came to Topeka during their campaign stop on the same day to honor the Brown v. Board museum).
http://www.dailypress.com/news/national/bal-te.topeka18may18,0,1776509.story (let's see if this bolds)
If you aren't quite 20, then you or your friends probably have a tiny stuffed pikachu laying around somewhere. It looks like a Chinese knockoff, but I'm sure it's worth a lot of money.
If it's cause you have been smoking weed all this time, then you need to hook a fellow up! I've been dry for months. |
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Pokemania 1999
06/28/09, 23:33
I don't know... must have been something with that address I copied and pasted into the comments (It does link to a page over ten years old).
Although, I think it's that space between the address and parenthesis, because I honestly thought I put a paragraph between the two.
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Trying it to see if it works. |
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Pokemania 1999
06/28/09, 22:49
What the fuck??? I think I broke poeTV!!! :( |
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