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The complete Boxxy / John Holmes Thingee
03/28/13, 20:30
Fair enough. That said, don't stop being yourself. Unless of course that "yourself" implies that a boxxy-shaped coffin is currently halfway done in your workshop.
P.S. If anybody ever implies that you and me are internet brothers now, I will vehemently deny such accusations. Not because of any worry with being associated with you, but because you called me the s-word. |
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'Trash Talk' with Super Dave
03/28/13, 20:19
Well, in that case, can I just mention that when I soon read the next entry of Time Magazine's Milestone section; I now cannot be surprised that Super Dave dies of an excruciating bout of lung cancer? |
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The complete Boxxy / John Holmes Thingee
03/28/13, 20:05
JHM
Yeah, I was ribbing you in my reply, but let me be perfectly clear that as long as you make sure you aren't making anybody feel unsafe, you are a-okay in my book.
You put yourself and your quirky hobby out there, which is what most of us wouldn't be able to on our best days. I mean, so what you watch videos of a girl being stupid on the internet? I go to the Christian Film Database and cream my fucking pants when I learn that the parkouring movie that thinks that the Pope is the anti-Christ because the Sabbath was moved to Sunday has another sequel (yeah. ANOTHER sequel).
You already knew folks on here will make fun of you, yet you still don't mind being your god damn weird self. For that I thank and envy you. True Portal of Evil material if I do say so myself. |
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The Robot Fighting League
03/28/13, 17:45
Can't help it. I fucking love this awful show.
~Every robot is just a cosmetic shell on the same animatronic skeleton underneath.
~The robot characters are these hollow one dimensional turds that only the laziest of writers would bother putting down on paper. Case in point: One robot is named "Commander" and he's a military style robot. Because fuck everyone. SEMPER FI!!!
~"Team Steampunk"? Sure okay why not? At least SyFy recognizes that their audience are some of the more terrible nerds. (I'm looking at you, fans of Warehouse 13)
~Punches aren't landed so much as squibs full of sparks are set off. Also, a whole lot of hydraulic fuel is spilled from the upper arm areas. You know when you see the hydraulic fuel shooting out the sides you're suppose to be like "OH SHIT NO HE DIDN'T! THIS JUST GOT REAL" It's a very easy way to tell who's suppose to be winning, in lieu of any actual conflict.
~There are 3 rounds that last two minutes each. The time between each round is 20 minutes. Could you imagine attending a live show? All this fake fucking shit and you still got to pretend that they need 20 minutes to flip the switch that pumps out all that hydraulic fluid to the "off" position? There has got to be some crazy shit going on between rounds, that's all I'm saying.
~Chris Jericho hosts it. Love or hate wrestling, you gotta respect a guy that still goes by "Y2J". Well, at least if you are a poeTV user and you like terrible things. |
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The complete Boxxy / John Holmes Thingee
03/27/13, 23:25
I, for one, stand behind a creepy internet weirdo obsessing over a creepy internet weirdo.
Shit, last time this happened, Jay Herrod became a household name. That is, if your household consisted of Tosh.0 and other gross sewage problems. |
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InAPPropriate Comedy - trailer
03/27/13, 23:16
In elementary school, our class clown would run into the wall repeatably while shouting "I THOUGHT THERE WAS A DOOR HERE! OOF!!"
Just saying that an hour of that would be a way better use of cinema than what I've seen of this movie so far. |
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Dreadlocks and White Privilege [ a breif history of cultural appropriation ]
03/27/13, 23:10
Isn't this just another howto and style video where a girl talks about her hair?
Good God, it is. |
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SIMPSONS DO HARLEM SHAKE ☆ 3D animated mashup parody
03/26/13, 17:27
A couple weeks ago the Simpsons' couch gag was the Harlem shake (Although the "lyrics" were changed to "The Homer Shake").
This video is pretty similar to the original gag that I'm thinking whoever made this still watches Simpson episodes (like me).
P.S. The episode in question was actually a pretty good story about how Abe Simpson use to wrestle as a pretty boy heel (a.k.a. Gorgeous George or Ric Flair) back in the 50s. |
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PoeTV A Few Hours Ago
03/24/13, 15:47
Well, like I said, I don't know anything about commenting and forums... so I'd have to research, but the last time we had a forum we just signed up for a free one and linked to that.
Years later we decided to see if any one bothered to use it, and it was full of spam bots replying to other spam bots. Truly, a thing of beauty. |
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Teen shot and killed in 'prank' by friends
03/24/13, 00:58
I have a buddy who forgets the definition of legal terms when he argues about gun control with me also.
He's all "Isn't every weapon that you use in an assault an Assault Weapon? Better ban cigarettes because they assault more people than a gun ever would!"
Needless to say, he wins every argument by acting stupid in an attempt to make me look stupid.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_rifle
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_weapon |
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Teen shot and killed in 'prank' by friends
03/24/13, 00:09
Why? It would be better to ban assault WEAPONS. |
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GM Adrien Brody
03/23/13, 23:53
Uh, did you try googling "Adrien Brody Neil Cicierega"?
http://youtu.be/ygI-2F8ApUM
Are you razzing me or something? |
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FOAR EVERYPONY FRUM BOXXY
03/23/13, 23:50
It's like... just when you think Cena isn't capable of trolling anymore...
For you brother. |
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4 year old flushes puppy
03/23/13, 23:48
Actually, from the video, the puppy was the one that looked like a little shit. |
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Judge Dredd Plays Façade
03/23/13, 23:46
Bullshit. Judge Dredd doesn't kiss a perp on the lips. |
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PoeTV A Few Hours Ago
03/23/13, 23:40
Me and another user on here (doesn't comment and only sometimes spams the hopper with videos) own a website that we really don't do much with.
If I knew more than the basic XML Strict and CSS I could probably rig up some sort of check in station in case poetv goes down? I dunno. |
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PoeTV A Few Hours Ago
03/23/13, 23:36
Just point me in the general direction and I'll let my cash cannon do the rest. |
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6 minutes of 3 second Pit Stops
03/22/13, 09:31
Yeah, at the five minute mark I was thinking "What's wrong with these fucking slo-mos? A monkey could have swapped out the tires faster!" |
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Tiffany Brissette (Small Wonder) on the 700 Club
03/22/13, 08:57
God fucking god that song was 4 minutes long. |
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Hidden Ark
03/18/13, 16:55
For some reason, I was overcome with the need to put the theme of "The Straight Story" over this video.
This is the approximate of what i experienced when I did that: http://bit.ly/WzzNYm |
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