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Family Circus: The Holiday Special
10/24/10, 13:56
Christ, what does it say when the best animated holiday special based off a comic strip is Garfield?
(Fuck Peanuts) |
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inFact: Locally Grown Produce
10/24/10, 13:43
Also, I probably should point out that a good portion of my local shopping is not really shopping at all... I will either get a lot of eggs, and jerky via the barter system and the cost of fuel (usually when I deliver tractor starters to old farmers and they pay my father for the repair and I get eggs for going out of my way to get it to them). And I get corn, cucumbers, jalapenos, tomatoes, chilly peppers, and other produce for no charge at all. All you need in this case is either a hobbiest with surplus of produce, or a sweet Mexican family next door that will let you pick shit out of their garden any time you want.
Totally tangent on the subject: All the illegal immigrants in the surrounding area have trampolines. What's up with that? |
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inFact: Locally Grown Produce
10/24/10, 13:33
I just don't see how long-distance distribution is better for the environment for where I live at. Kansas is so land-locked that you usually need all three types of freight to get it to us (ship, then train, then trailer).
Local meats are pretty fucking expensive, I'll give you that. Unless you go in with other people and get it bundled. Then you're just crazy not to shop local.
http://www.hermansmeat.com/Bundles.html
Still, this guy is saying one aspect of shopping locally is not as good as buying it globally for some people. That's pretty good argument guy, and it has spawned quite a healthy debate on this page. But isn't just saying that it's not environmentally friendly too buy tomatoes grown in the United Kingdom as an argument against shopping local like saying that you are going to vote for a certain candidature because you agree with his views on abortion? Do people really just shop locally only because they believe it's helping the environment? Do people really want a tomato grown in the fucking UK?
But still, stars for the discussion it has caused, the walls-of-text from us wanna-be intellectuals, and the lack of name-calling between people that disagree with each other. |
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inFact: Locally Grown Produce
10/24/10, 12:51
Vegetables maybe, but you cannot argue that local farm eggs are so much tastier than store-bought ones.
The yolks are much richer, the eggs are (usually) larger, sometimes you get those two-yolks-in-one super eggs, and even though some people avoid them I think a little bit of blood gives omelets a nice punch.
Also, local cuts of meat from small farms are superior in my opinion. A slab of cheap-ass pork sirloin from the store had so much fuckin' fat on it, it took me an extra 20 minutes to prepare because I had to trim all that shit off.
Of course, in Kansas, the best cut of meat is from deer you hit with your car. Kills *and* tenderizes all at the same time! |
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crazy monkey video this crazy lol
10/24/10, 10:31
"Will these two hairy-assed apes get out of my window?" ...is exactly what I was thinking while watching the clip. |
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Dude flunks out of nursing school and posts a video about it.
10/24/10, 10:23
I wish I could award extra stars for the poster's ability to find such a incendiary subject not about Tim and Eric.
But then I'd take them away because I'm really not looking forward to more videos by this bed-dwelling drain on society.
YAAAAAAAAAAY!!! |
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Dude flunks out of nursing school and posts a video about it.
10/24/10, 10:16
Man, these comments *are* pretty gold!
Thanks Scrotum! |
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Iraq War Logs: Torture, civilian death toll revealed in latest leak
10/24/10, 09:56
Does this mean I have to go to jail. |
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In memory of Dr. Mandelbrot (1924-2010), a 10 minute HD zoom
10/22/10, 22:48
This is the song that never ends,
Yes, it goes on and on, my friends.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because... |
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'Chinese Professor' Political Ad
10/22/10, 10:48
This is exactly how nations work out their outstanding debt with each other.
Just like on those old sitcoms where characters didn't have any money to pay their for their dinner at some fancy restaurant and they had to spend the night washing dishes. |
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Joan Heffington (write-in) and her views on abortion
10/21/10, 19:03
whoops. Didn't mean to 5 star my own video.
Fuck. |
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Joan Heffington (write-in) and her views on abortion
10/21/10, 19:03
That and so many other reasons. A good portion of outrage stems from our past use of "indulgences", the veneration of the Virgin Mary, confession, and then all that bad blood with the Huguenots.
Depending on which nut you ask, Pius XXII either did nothing to stop Hitler, or secretly was in collusion with him. |
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Mystery: How To Be Interesting
10/21/10, 14:53
Ugh. The bit before this video is him teaching the importance of storytelling, and the story he uses involves his 14-year-old niece's sexual activity.
This guy a metric-ton of gross. |
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Copping a feel the Mystery way.
10/21/10, 00:52
I can attest to the fact that their are clearly people that buy his crap and think he has some awesome secret on acquiring women.
I have a friend* that subscribes to his book and boldly uses it in his quest to bone women in their vaginas. This man is considered a god** among my tight knit circle of friends, and he has many followers***.
*No he's not my friend. Jesus, what kind of guy do you think I am?
**Of course we all make fun of him for his reliance on Mystery and his total inability to pick up chicks at bars.
***He does have a kid that he procreated with some girl. This girl was also known to dance around with a folder full of pictures of her college professor. So just take that information with a grain of salt. |
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Copping a feel the Mystery way.
10/21/10, 00:42
Welcome back SUGAH. Nice to see you around again.
Can I grope your boobs in a totally non-intentional way? |
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Mystery: How To Be Interesting
10/21/10, 00:37
Just a curious question Mr. Zircon. Do you need any help with mining the 5 hours of shit? Because I would like to think that I have a pretty impressive resume of sifting through tons of shit on Youtube for the choice nuggets.
As for the video, there's only one nine between one and a hundred. That's not multiple choice, that's actual counting. It's also not that interesting.
To recap: 9 != 19, 29, 39 ... or 99 twice. But if you want to really blow her mind (or if you want her to really blow your dick), ask her how many F's are present from 1 to 100 (in hexadecimal).
Hint: It's 16 (in hexadecimal). |
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Tea Party candidate Sharron Angle campaign commercial urging Latinos not to vote
10/20/10, 17:27
In honor of this commercial, I didn't vote on this while it was in the hopper.
I'm pretty sure you guys got my message loud and clear. |
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The New Republican Feminism = HOT CHICKS!
10/20/10, 08:36
I didn't recognize most of the women being featured, thinking to myself "What is this shit? Fox News Anchors and swimsuit models??".
Then the second part of the video played.
It was amazing. A+++++++++ Will get trolled again! |
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Don't vote for my opponent! He likes killing puppies in Nazi-style gas chambers!
10/19/10, 08:09
ABHOLEN MACHT FREI
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Casey and His Brother - Song for Mommy (No Sunsets)
10/18/10, 20:54
Tim and Eric has paid out many times their worth in drama on this site.
Oh and I'm a stupid hipster because I like their "humor" "ironically". YOU STUPID SHEEPLE WHY DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT THEY ARE TRYING TO BE UNFUNNY AND IT IS ONLY A ALLEGORY ON HOW ***THE MAN*** TRIES TO TELL YOU WHAT COMEDY IS??????///SLASH MARK
If you hate Tim and Eric, then you hate comedy. If you hate comedy, then you love the Blue Collar Tour. Ergo, if you hate Tim and Eric, then you love the Blue Comedy Tour.
You fucking white trash. |
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