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Students told they're not allowed to sing national anthem at Lincoln Memorial
08/12/10, 00:10 OOOOOOOH SAAAAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEE/THERE ARE BUUUGS ALL OOOOVER MEEEEEE/SOOOOOO PLEASE TAKE A FEEEEW/CAUUSE I GOT THEM FROM YOU TOOOOOOO |
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The Cat Puke Song
08/11/10, 08:53 Amazing, a cat video poeTV doesn't like. |
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Jesus Camp - The End Times Puppet Show
08/11/10, 08:40 Stop biting David Liebe Hart's shtick little girl!! |
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The Expendables Rich Media Ad
08/10/10, 17:03 I'm getting a white box... perhaps you could provide the link... or Update Dead Link or something. |
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Port Chester NY gives Latinos 6 votes per person!
08/10/10, 17:00 Oh, and to all of you cornballs shouting about how EVERYONE gets six votes:
I didn't get to cast six votes in this election. In fact, I didn't even get to cast one vote! Do you liberAWLS want to know why? Could it be that it was maybe because I was white???
Huh???
HUH???
...or maybe it was because I don't anywhere near Port Chester, NY? |
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Port Chester NY gives Latinos 6 votes per person!
08/10/10, 16:56 The Constitution you guys.
THE CONSTITUTION!!!!
...also the Bible. |
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Hedonism Bot
08/10/10, 16:37 Caminante apologizes for nothing. |
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The Expendables Rich Media Ad
08/10/10, 16:35 They did what first? |
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'Fireflies' sung by a girl with no sense of anything.
08/10/10, 11:43 I'm not as quick as you guys are, so it took me some time to realize that the book she was reading was one she wrote herself.
So, allow me to post my favorite excerpt from the free preview of "Dreams Happen" in hopes that I can redeem myself:
Lindsey and I got off the bus watching as the girls went into the school. I walked to my locker inside with Lindsey not even realizing that Steven was walking not too far behind me. We reached our lockers, and Lindsey and I slowly opened them watching as Steven strolled by us with a group of guys. “Oh, I wish I could just reach out and touch him.” And so I did. I grabbed his shirt, ripping it in the back. I couldn’t believe what I had done. I tore Stevens’s silk shirt. Steven and his friends stared at me in silence. We could have cut glass with the tension in the hallway.
“What was that for?” Steven questioned me upset by the fact that I tore his shirt.
“I’m sorry. I thought I saw a bug on you. I tried to get it off.”
“This was my favorite shirt. Now what am I supposed to do?”
“Well, I can sew it for you if you want.”
He stood in front of me holding the rip in his shirt staring at me. “Yeah, like I’m going to trust you after you ripped my favorite shirt.” |
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A teenager of 16 years demonstrates his love for the United States.
08/10/10, 10:09 So, he's a weeabo, but for America.
There has to be a name for those kinds of folks... |
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'Ambush in Waco' TV ad, 1993
08/09/10, 12:52 They didn't even wait until the bodies were cold.
THANKS I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK!!! |
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A tour inside Furries House
08/09/10, 10:10 Ugh, buddy. You have too much money to spend or no sense on how to invest the little money you have.
5 for those Bradford Exchange commemorative Lion King plates. No way he got ripped off buying those. |
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Redline Trailer
08/09/10, 01:56 It's like Aaron Augenblick ran over Peter Chung on the set of Deathrace 2000.
Can't give it 5 because it gave me the same headache I got from watching Fist of the North Star when it first came out in that terrible terrible english dub. |
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Mayor Bloomberg talks a little sense
08/09/10, 00:31 Oh jesus. That's the angriest jedi I've ever seen. |
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Proposition 8 Commercial
08/08/10, 11:42 Yes, obviously she was kidnapped. |
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Alex Jones: Media Pushes BRAIN Eating Vaccine
08/06/10, 16:49 Why am I not surprised a deranged psychotic is so scared of the effects from Lithium? |
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I Want Your Money (Trailer)
08/06/10, 16:29 Better tighten those belts DUMMOCRATS! Soon there's going to be a REAL conservative LIKE REAGAN in the office and then they're going to really hammer down that awful debt!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_debt_by_U.S._presidential_terms
Oh shit. |
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KILL DAT NIGGA!
08/05/10, 19:04 Black people are good at nothing but sleight of hand tricks and goofy animated walking loops!!! |
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Quall Of Duty - Tim and Eric Awesome Show
08/05/10, 17:29 Anyone who hates this is racist against comedy. |
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'The Jade Pussycat' in 'Gravel-O-Vision' SFW
08/05/10, 12:11 HA! Little do you realize that I get off on pictures of Mike Gravel!! |
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