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|Inflation suit almost touches ceiling|
Are you supposed to masturbate to this? I'm just trying to map out my day.
|The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (trailer)|
LOTR is standard fantasy stuff because Tolkein invented the fucking genre. George R. R. Martin is an even more morbidly obese neckbeard living off Social Security eating McNuggets in his mom's basement without it. Having said that, the movies were a bit of a letdown. Too much romance bullshit that wasn't in the book, not enough whimsy. I think '80s Tim Burton would have been a better director for it.
|Tim Tebow Becomes First Christian To Play In NFL - GOOMF Year in Review|
Bruce Bowen Fouls Back In To Game
|Gamer Girl Manifesto|
I don't ever use a headset so I don't know if people are chicks or dudes, I refer to everyone as a cockgobbling assfister equally.
|WHAT THE HAIL IS THAT THANG?|
Government object sounds like a tag with potential.
Never rode in a paternoster, but I think a man-lift in a grain elevator is the next scariest means of conveyance.
|Glenngary Glen Ross|
Flipped the screen so the video won't get recognized by MPAA scans.
|Ulillillia degreases a cheese pizza, which is the only thing he eats|
No you weigh the pizza before and after you dorf.
|Maddox on KATU Channel 2, Portland|
Go fuck yourself you 19 year old.
|Drifting 18-wheeler interrupts a conversation|
|Parents making out with their blindfolded children|
Does not appear to be faked:
|Super Toilet Can Flush Anything|
I don't care about golf balls and hotdogs, can it flush a real greasy Taco Bell shit?
|Conservative 'Game Show' skit|
Dang, you stole my comment.
|TokenLibertarianGirl shows off her guns and gives a lesson on the Second Amendment|
I was wondering why she was so proud of a couple shitty Mossbergs. "It's so old, if I shoot it, it will blow up in my face!"
|Kellogg's Rice Krispies Treats -- IN A BOX!!|
These things taste like the box they come in.
|Doom 32X Ending (Bad Version)|
That's a software development team of Mount Rushmore proportions.
|Pat Robertson has an important question about mac & cheese.|
You can't have mac and cheese for Thanksgiving. At that point you might as well break out the hot dogs and Twinkies.
|Half in the Bag reviews Adam Sandler's Jack and Jill|
Meh, I don't agree with the premise that it's a scam. People are giving Adam Sandler money to make this. They know where every nickel goes. They expect to make their money back, and if that is because stupid people go watch his movies, more power to them. Going to a movie is not like paying your water bill, you don't have to do it.
|Trailer for the Ghanaian sci-fi movie 2016|
Apparently Tim and Eric moved to Ghana.
Omaha has a Fatburger. That counts for something.