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|The Onion Reviews 'The Hunger Games: Catching Fire'|
I watched Battle Royale for the first time the day before seeing Hunger Games in the theaters. I was so desensitized I thought I was watching Matlock.
|Doorways To Horror VHS Game|
Through this door is a shitty B-movie MST3K wouldn't even touch.
|How Michael Savage Got Fired from MSNBC|
Se he's one of those self-hating Jews?
|Rob Ford and Chris Farley Mash Up|
Too bad Farley died and this guy didn't. Actually, the optimal scenario would be that they both lived and Farley came back to SNL to guest host and do an hour and a half of sketches based on Ford.
|I have 3, PS3's|
More like $1500-$1800 depending on which model you got when it first came out.
|Taylor Baby - A birth announcement inspired by Toyota's Swagger Wagon|
This is worse than blackface.
|I Fingered A Skeleton|
Shit got real.
|Video Stores Explained To Modern Kids |
We would get movies every Saturday night. I always liked to wander around in the horror section and get scared by the covers. Ghoulies in particular. I have still never seen Ghoulies.
|WGN reporter acts creepy while behind Chicago Bear Matt Forte during interview|
|IAmTheEnd1000 chokes and belches uncontrollably|
Ya, it was the spit, not the four Big Mac's you ate for breakfast.
|Black Spring Break - Trailer|
Black Spring Break 2: The Sequel
|Unintentionally hilarious goth band video|
2:50 that guitar tone.
That's classic Woman Tone
|Have A Happy Day|
I'm going to learn computer animation and graphic design and narrate my creations with a $5 Big Lots microphone.
|A Scene From a Porn Movie Set on a Plane|
But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
Also, Brooke Balytine.
|a scene from The Pigkeeper's Daugter (1972)|
Every chick in this movie has the biggest knockers ever
|How us sonnys dip |
Skoal Mint Pouches are easier.
|Bass cover of Daft Punk's 'Get Lucky'|
This is good, but did you see John Myung's version on a double neck Chapman Stick?
|Fireproof - Breaking Free From Internet Porn Scene|
The porn is the that beige box on your floor, bud. You just wasted a sweet 17" CRT.
|Cinco Face Time Party Snoozer|
Poop Tube and Cinco Phone this is not.
|British Ninja Turtles|
I couldn't decide if it were plausible for the British to be so far up their own ass as to dub over a movie just for the accent.