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Maury: I Have More Power Than You. (2009)
04/02/12, 16:16
oh my god they are even cutting promos on each other
"Jeremy's the one I wanted to be with"
= "Yeah Jeremy's got masturbatin' eyes but Nick can't hold down a job" |
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If you see something, film something
04/02/12, 13:35
Someone here once said that there are very scary people in prison, and we've hired a bunch of people who are only the tiniest bit less scary to keep them in there. |
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If you see something, film something
04/02/12, 13:31
I think there's a communication issue here. Republicans think civil liberties are when corporations aren't regulated. |
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WHAR JESUS WHAR?
04/02/12, 13:26
Or, god forbid, a church. |
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Kinect Star Wars - 'Hologram Girl'
04/02/12, 13:24
You can really hear the self-hate in the singer's voice. |
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Senor Chang - Gay
04/01/12, 21:00
Whole show's mailing it in, you just haven't noticed because Annie's clothes keep getting smaller. |
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Santorum's Freudian slip
03/31/12, 01:35
I feel like this is reaching. There's plenty of fully formed sentences I can hate him for. |
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Jonathan Livingston Seagull
03/27/12, 23:32
In catholic grade school a school sister sat us down and read the book. Which was weird because it's half-Buddhist "power of positive" thinking woo-woo. |
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Mio Commercial - Nose Job
03/27/12, 10:17
You sell artificial flavors, sweeteners, and colors sold to folks whose diets are so out of whack they can't enjoy water, and they call you a hero.
But sexualize one little cartoon giraffe... |
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Animated Series Intro
03/27/12, 10:03
Batman: The Animated Series was so good nobody else bothered. |
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a talking pumpkin wants you to feed him
03/27/12, 09:54
Pumpkins are vegan, dude. |
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DARPA - Cheetah
03/06/12, 15:42
We are going to have to forge a hasty alliance with doors. |
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Rush Limbaugh on why he apologized
03/06/12, 02:49
I like the image of Reagan repeatedly being shot but just walking slowly toward the gunman, grinning. Then he grabs the gun and says "'I'm still moving. Regulate me." |
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How Fat People Deal With Being Fat
03/06/12, 00:57
sweet, sweet dopamine. |
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12 Years of Putin in 2 Minutes
03/06/12, 00:56
that is... something.
off topic but it reminds me of this:
http://imgur.com/gallery/yrSGB |
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Nick Bravo talks about how Special he is
03/05/12, 21:27
There's a little Bravo in all of us.
If a girl slams a door in your face because you accidentally said something racist during the movie... that's him struggling to get free.
If you don't get a promotion because you used to skip showers until people complained... he's saying hello.
If you get caught stealing frozen pizzas and, while Walmart security beats you down in a remote corner of the parking lot, you quote Ayn Rand through snot and tears... congratulations, you are the new SpikeBravo. Tradition dictates that you find and kill the old one. |
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Fat Guys Screams for McDonald's Chicken
03/05/12, 21:12
came out meaner than I intended.
the fact is, the poorest among us are at the worst risk for obesity, and it's because most of what they eat is a flavored, sweetened, stabilized blend of soy paste and milk protein. |
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Split Brain Experiments
03/05/12, 03:19
While dickish, it's actually central to the research. He talks about "theories" at the end but they don't show one of the cooler parts of the study.
"The left hemisphere of a split brain ... attempts to craft explanations for behavior initiated by the isolated right hemisphere. For example, a split brain subject's left eye received a command to stand. The person stood, but when asked why she stood up, she responded, using the language center of the left hemisphere, that she wanted a soda."
We are wired for bullshitting ourselves. |
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Three minutes of the Superman musical
03/05/12, 01:48
He's more Solomon Grundy than Superman. |
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found myself in that part of youtube, and this was there
03/05/12, 01:37
when it comes to the home, she has blinders on |
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