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Should We be Doing More to Reduce the Graphic Violence in our Dreams?
04/27/09, 19:13
Motherfuckin' spiders.
This thing has such a perfect arc to it. The Onion at its best. |
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Futurama - Bea Arthur as the Femputer
04/27/09, 19:07
The movies are pretty good. I wouldn't say they're much better than the show, but it's nice to have more Futurama. I'm with mr666...Fry and Leela definitely gets annoying but there's plenty of other stuff to enjoy. |
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Arresting wire snaps on USS George Washington
04/27/09, 18:22
teabagging convention |
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Arresting wire snaps on USS George Washington
04/27/09, 18:17
Well, that and full use of his legs. |
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Jun 'Blood' Kasai signs autographs.
04/27/09, 18:14
One day we are going to invent a form of sports entertainment, and as the Japanese take it to the next level, as they do with our game shows and wrestling and whatnot, they will end up destroying half of the planet. |
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NOT The Cosby Show XXX
04/27/09, 18:12
Some of those jokes may as well have been ripped out of the show for all I know. |
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Miss California's Opinion on Gay Marriage
04/26/09, 03:24
We're not the embodiment of anything. But given that it's in our Pledge of Allegiance I'd say it's a nice goal to shoot for.
Despite what Glenn Beck says, conservatives in this country are not actually discriminated against. For one thing, they're free to marry other conservatives if they want. |
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Korean TV show teaches English to would be romeos
04/25/09, 08:40
update: the real stuff is like cabbage with carbonation in it. it is an affront to god. not that bad though, besides disturbing the natural order of tihngs, just kinda weird. |
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The Copyright Song
04/25/09, 08:08
i should also clarify. my insults were inteded at the lady in the video. i think pretty much all the comments here are saying the same thing, which is that she is horrific and that downloading, while not the end of the world, becomes worse when you try to justify it as some sort of liberating thing. |
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Kay Pettigrew - Fresh Prince theme
04/25/09, 07:55
A little Susan Tedeschi will fix that. |
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Neither have you tasted my Jesus.
04/25/09, 07:29
i did exactly that not too long ago. damn youtubers. |
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Gordon Ramsay teaches you how to make scrambled eggs.
04/25/09, 07:26
i couldn't find any creme fraiche where i live.
THERE I ADMIT IT
sob |
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Gordon Ramsay teaches you how to make scrambled eggs.
04/25/09, 07:23
the fact still remains that he threw a vine of mini tomatoes on a pan and then on the plate for no reason other than color. who is going to eat all those? at least cut them open you lazy git |
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Trojan Vibrating Touch Commercial
04/25/09, 07:13
utah, you so crazy |
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Masturbation as Birth Control
04/25/09, 07:09
i mean, the larger messages of these passages relating to lust. i did not read the bible and decide it was a book on marriage and addiction.
the cliff notes version is that there is some genocide committed by the hebrews, then some against the hebrews, then they are just ruled over for a while, and all the while they want their temple back. and then this guy shows up and he's pretty cool but he doesn't come with a temple, but some people say he did and you just have to use your imagination. and at the very end there's some more genocide to round it out. |
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Jonas Brothers spray hot foam
04/25/09, 06:49
i can only get it up when irony is involved. Once I had a nun for a girlfriend, those were really wild times. |
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Miss California's Opinion on Gay Marriage
04/25/09, 06:41
One day America is going to be taken over by some country that hasn't even been founded yet (or maybe one that has, who knows).
They'll give us parts of New Mexico to live in. The occupying force will dance on our ancestors' graves and then come in from a long day of dancing and watch whatever the future calls "conservative pundits" on the holovision, drink some soft drink not yet invented, and wax philosophical about "that which governs least" and how those moon colonist queers shouldn't be allowed to marry people born on planet earth.
That's how they were raised, you see. |
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Miss California's Opinion on Gay Marriage
04/25/09, 06:33
Discrimination is not getting to eat somewhere or sit somewhere because your skin pigmentation or sexual orientation is not en vogue. Discrimination is, having to go to New England because you want to declare your marriage to someone and no one else will let you do it.
Getting called out on your bullshit is not discrimination, it is life.
If the "opinion" is that certain people shouldn't have the same rights as other certain people, then she can move somewhere where there's a fucking caste system. "Liberty and justice for all" does not suddenly become a bad thing if "all" doesn't mean "straight WASPs." |
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Tesla Coil's Greatest Hits: Zelda
04/25/09, 05:53
I wonder if you could make back the money spent on one of these by charging people to play various instruments through it. |
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Sad Wolverine Vs. The Blob
04/25/09, 05:51
"you're very attractive! no you're very attractive!"
these are always home runs with me. |
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