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Judge Judy - Drunk defendant caught on videotape hitting car, falling down.
12/09/08, 14:33 Seconded. The drunkenness and falling are great, but what separates this from every other video of drunkenness and falling is the absurdity of someone not realizing that they shouldn't repeatedly try to convince a judge that their injuries were minor even though they submitted a counterclaim arguing that they were not minor.
Also, the mailman could have broken his neck. Unfortunately, he didn't. |
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Eugene Mirman - Grunge
12/09/08, 14:21 Why are you treating him like Hermes? He's a lot more like Hannah Montana.
Summing up the Pixies in four seconds of mouth noises put it over the top for me. |
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Coldplay Sued for Plagarism by Joe Satriani
12/09/08, 03:50 I'm not hearing a huge similarity. Was I DragonForceRoll'd? |
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Coldplay Sued for Plagarism by Joe Satriani
12/08/08, 15:05 I think it's the same deal with Mencia, actually...the problem is not that he rips off material from others, it's that his material is so lame that every other morning show DJ comes up with the same stuff.
Satriani has technical prowess, but he'd be better off spending that legal team cash on equipment to improve his crappy tone. |
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Andy Rooney on Computers & Bill Gates
12/08/08, 05:29 He didn't write it though. I think it used to be the sideways message on Bazooka gum wrappers.
Also, if Rooney used his PC for porn, like you're *supposed to*, he'd understand what the passwords were all about. |
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Homemade Cat Toys
12/07/08, 20:28 That moustache has the look of one that's been patiently groomed for years.
Also, does this count as recursion, or would it only count if the turd-toy was made from a previously vomited furball? |
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Rock Revolution - the worst Chop Suey! cover ever
12/07/08, 20:23 Not meant as a reply. But I stand by my statement...
And Avril Lavigne...just watched and there are no words. |
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Rock Revolution - the worst Chop Suey! cover ever
12/07/08, 20:21 Which goes to show that it's hard to do a good cover of a bad song, even with the assistance of advanced software that will even help you practice. |
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A&E Intervention: Allison The Huffer
12/07/08, 19:40 She wanted to make sure no one thought it was Sioux, I think. That one moment was weirder than everything that followed. |
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Man with no emotion tries to play Stairway To Heaven Solo on a theremin
12/06/08, 08:22 1:45 is the only part he actually wanted to play. You can tell because it's in tune and then he jumps the gun on it the next two times. |
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Behind the Music
12/04/08, 04:39 Whoa. Had the tape (cassette tape of the album). Then apparently forgot about it for almost 20 years.
"Growing up in a glass bowl
With chameleons, lizards, and tadpoles
It hardly enters your mind that there's something better than this."
April and Splinter have monster ballads.
I'd like to see James Lipton do an episode about this album and tour. |
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Alien Expert Interview
12/04/08, 04:12 That interviewer is a terrible actor. |
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Roland MT-32 playing Space Quest
12/04/08, 04:09 My understanding is that this little guy represents the old guard of computer-synthesized game music, which ended up giving way to wavetable-based General MIDI cards.
The game musicians wouldn't just say "oh, make it a flute sound", they would program the synth, as you would with a Nintendo or a C64, except this is much more advanced and worked with a PC.
I wonder if anyone's ever hooked up a game with MIDI support to a Disklavier... |
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Andy Rooney on Computers & Bill Gates
12/02/08, 20:12 Buying 7 computers in 6 years is not your everyday technophobia. He could have spent that money on an assistant who could explain to him what the manual does.
I'll start the rumor now: Andy Rooney was Apple's first choice for "I'm a PC", but the turkey neck didn't play well with focus groups. |
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Battle Wages over Found Severed Leg
12/02/08, 15:27 Check out the garage in the beginning. He's probably got older, better smoked human legs in there but can't find them anymore. |
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Big Al: Americanization is Racist!
12/02/08, 15:01 Needs a "why the Japanese hate us" tag. |
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Bailey the Puggle
12/02/08, 02:16 The ear flapping at the very end is adorable. That dog deserves an award, or collar that's looser than the one he's got on. |
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Mad TV - Olive Garden Commercial
12/01/08, 23:10 Nick Di Paolo did it better. Sort of.
One star for the economic model that supported a decade and a half of MADtv. |
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Judge Forces Teen Noise Violators to Listen to Barry Manilow
11/30/08, 22:07 Q: Who knows if they'll be back?
A: All of us are gonna still rock.
This treatment was not effective enough. They should have gone for the nuclear option (Celine Dion duets). |
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Bill O'Reilly Loses His Mind
11/30/08, 19:27 FAIRNESS BULL
THIS IS THE LAW
IN MY MIND |
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