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Jurassic Park: Clever girl
05/10/11, 20:51
I had a flamboyant and temperamental physics instructor from England. Picture a slightly effeminate Mister Belvedere teaching class in his slippers and a torn sweater. You've got the picture.
One day he'd throw a temper tantrum, the next he'd be awesome, making jokes and being a real character.
One time we had to do some ridiculous bullshit having to do with the probable asteroid strike that probably killed the dinosaurs. Calculate the velocity at impact given such and such information, or calculate the energy transfer upon impact, something like that.
He ran around the class screaming, "DINOSAUR FLAMBE! DINOSAUR FLAMBE!" in a cartoonish French accent.
Oh yeah, sometimes he'd randomly speak French or German. French to be cute, German to be angry.
Point is, I can't see a dinosaur now without thinking of him. |
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Jurassic Park: Clever girl
05/10/11, 20:47
By the robot dinosaurs. |
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Tina Fey talks about her facial scar.
05/10/11, 04:22
I never noticed it before. |
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Crane accidentally drops crane
05/09/11, 20:50
Yo dawg I heard you like cranes. |
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Crane accidentally drops crane
05/09/11, 19:43
I work construction and therefore respond excitedly to this video. |
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Guy On Game Show Being Racist
05/09/11, 19:08
They took all my poi. Now I can't put my wallpaper up. |
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Wheel of Fortune Contestant picks the wrong letter
05/08/11, 18:14
You are a person that annoys me. |
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Best of Joey Boots
05/06/11, 05:15
Love. |
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Obama cryptically warns Osama bin Laden of his approaching doom.
05/02/11, 19:27
I didn't catch that it was a fly at first. I thought the prez was having an episode. |
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Art Bell Legends - Mel Waters and his hole
04/30/11, 07:00
I totally remember this. |
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7 Faces of Dr Lao
04/28/11, 17:39
"get on yo mocyco" tag? |
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New Trailer for Thor
04/28/11, 12:42
Richard Grieco. For fuck sake. |
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New Trailer for Thor
04/28/11, 12:24
Oh for fuck sake. |
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Sinking A Floating Fire Ant Raft
04/27/11, 04:42
Hey, look at me, I looked up a word. |
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Rifftrax - Highlander compilation
04/26/11, 17:49
I wish they'd stay away from movies that I like, despite, or because of, the cheese factor.
Highlander isn't perfect, but it's still fucking rad.
Next they'll do the Last Dragon or the Crow. And I'll be like, wow, I had no idea those were B movies when I loved them all through childhood.
Or the Wraith. The Wraith, you'll remember, is pretty much the Crow, in high school, in the desert, with drag racers. In other words, the Wraith is pretty much the greatest film of all time. Fucking Rifftrax would nitpick and ruin it all over.
But I guess they can't do Star Wars anymore, because redlettermedia came along and was much too clever for them to compete with.
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Rifftrax - Highlander compilation
04/26/11, 17:44
No. |
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A fan interviews the guy who played Skull on Power Rangers.
04/26/11, 03:39
Doesn't seem like much of a fan.
And I can't tell if Skull is really upset or if this is cooked. |
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Lightning Crashes
04/25/11, 02:18
I will do an opinion on Ed Kowalczyk and experience no consequent action. |
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Half Life Snacks
04/25/11, 02:16
Without identifying them. |
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Half Life Snacks
04/25/11, 02:15
Erik would have written "their proximity." |
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