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Botfly Kitten
05/12/12, 19:40
What a horrifically symmetrical wound.
It almost makes me wonder if there's a market for hard-core piercings using parasitic insects. Almost. |
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ONN - Romney Courts Hispanic Vote with an Animated, Sombrero-Wearing Parrot
05/12/12, 10:50
Not from the Onion, but it's hard to tell. Here's Mitt picketing in support of Stanford administration against some sit-in protestors in the 60's.
http://www.whosay.com/pattonoswalt/photos/171213
I'm sure Mitt will apologize "if anyone was offended" or whatever. |
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2 The Ranting Gryphon - Do Your Job
05/12/12, 08:39
He is, and he's selling them at Anthrocon 2012. Here's a preview:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uiyYuACd4c
So... good news? |
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SHIRI
05/12/12, 00:09
In Japan, clenching one's buttocks is pretty much as emotional as one gets. |
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Medieval Times: Dinner and Tournament
05/11/12, 19:59
SUGAH is just ticked because they didn't give him his fork and Pepsi refill. |
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Medieval Times: Dinner and Tournament
05/11/12, 19:58
Spoiler: It's from a movie. Also, you've been uber-pedantic lately. Go get laid or something. |
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unlucky couple at a baseball game
05/11/12, 19:56
Pat Robertson immediately used this clip as proof that God will punish BOTH participants for engaging in oral sex. |
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Medieval Times: Dinner and Tournament
05/11/12, 17:36
Texas always surprises me when it comes to Ye Olde Stuffe. They're in a kind of constant war with Minnesota for who has the biggest Renaissance Festival.
The obvious joke is that the conservatives in the state think the Wild West is too liberal and want to take Texas back to feudal times, but I'm not going there. |
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Romney Apologizes For 'Hijinks'
05/11/12, 17:10
If by that you mean he's insincere in every way possible, then yes, I agree. |
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Romney Apologizes For 'Hijinks'
05/11/12, 14:51
Mitt Romney: Richie Rich as written by Frank Miller.
Which means we're in for massive amount of violence soon. |
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Apple's 1984 spoof of 'Ghostbusters'
05/11/12, 10:19
I remember the programs for students at my alma mater to buy Mac computers on credit that probably made their student loans look reasonable by comparison.
And MacPacks. Ugh... |
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Medieval Times: Dinner and Tournament
05/11/12, 10:17
Steven: Can I get a knife or fork?
Wench: There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there are no utensils AT Medieval Times. Would you like a refill on that Pepsi?
Steven: There were no utensils but there was Pepsi?
Wench: Dude, I got a lot of tables. |
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Romney Apologizes For 'Hijinks'
05/11/12, 09:38
What's really sickening is that the idea of a super-rich-guy born into wealth who behaves like he's got no empathy for anyone, especially if his target isn't also of privilege, gives a lot of the GOP a raging boner. |
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Romney Apologizes For 'Hijinks'
05/11/12, 09:36
There really needs to be some kind of harsh punishment for any public figure, politician or celebrity, that makes an "apology" that contains the words "if I." |
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Thomas Kinkade died of an overdose
05/11/12, 01:10
Christian schlock isn't just a contemporary (within the last 30 years?) thing. All those 3D pictures of Michelangelo's "The Last Supper," the shittty nativity figurines, the statuettes and icons that were/are used to smuggle drugs, and those friggin' praying hands.
Oh, and "Footprints" in all of its forms, especially laminated to wood. |
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Apple's 1984 spoof of 'Ghostbusters'
05/11/12, 00:27
Yeah, that whole "get IBM unseated as the go-to computer for business" really worked out in the long run, didn't it?
And "I hear it's hard to learn" is just slimy with unintended irony. |
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SHIRI
05/10/12, 20:50
It'd be a cinch to win the election for Sheriff. |
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きゃらコレ! SexyビーチZERO
05/10/12, 13:39
Whatever the monster is, it's kind of weird to see a 3D model on a crummy animation loop that uses a cheap light burst to reset itself. |
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Cascade Creature
05/10/12, 08:42
Right. Of course. Silly me for stating otherwise, even in jest. Back to being literal for me. Thanks for putting me on the right track. |
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pamperchu reviews outdated video camera
05/10/12, 00:15
You can't have a Betaclimax without Sony! |
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