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Andrew Breitbart Sputters and Fails to Answer a Question
03/02/12, 14:10
If you run a landfill, you've got to expect to receive rotting garbage. |
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Avengers Assemble - Trailer (2012)
03/02/12, 10:36
Again, Xeno, you need to do your research.
Spider-Man's film rights aren't currently with Marvel/Disney. They were licensed out along with the Fantastic Four and the X-Men franchises. Until the studios with those rights let them go (that is, not make a movie in a given allotment of time), Marvel/Disney can't include them in their films.
And Batman is the only reboot? Someone better tell the people working on "The Man of Steel," then. |
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Andrew Breitbart is Dead at 43
03/02/12, 00:01
They're far classier than Brietbart's twitter-eulogies for Kennedy.
The man was a douchebag. |
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Andrew Breitbart Sputters and Fails to Answer a Question
03/01/12, 23:49
Unless being a fuckhead is hereditary.
I'm betting there's a movement afoot by some wingnut to turn at least one of them into Brietbart II. |
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Breitbart: I Have Obama College Films
03/01/12, 20:22
I like how in the description we're told the tapes will expose Obama's "radial roots."
I'm not sure many roots are out that which aren't radial: Tree, hair, etc.
But sadly, most of the comments make Andy out to be some kind of Mister X who was offed by presidential assassins to make sure these tapes of his never saw the light of day, but HE KNEW HE MIGHT DIE SO HE MUST HAVE HAD A PLAN... |
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Breitbart: I Have Obama College Films
03/01/12, 20:16
To have a ghost, must you not first have a soul? |
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Breitbart: I Have Obama College Films
03/01/12, 20:15
Now that he's dead (or rather... ERASED. Bear with me), I think one could easily come to the conclusion that Andrew Brietbart never existed.
Nobody has come forth to assert that he was real, much in the same way that Glenn Beck never refuted the accusation that he allegedly raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. Until someone shows me evidence otherwise, Andrew Brietbart was a hoax created by 4chan using Adobe After-Effects and a repurposed AOL chatbot. The hard disk crashed and the source code was lost. Allegedly. |
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Breitbart: I Have Obama College Films
03/01/12, 20:11
How can people who want to turn the country into a corporate-run theocracy call themselves "conservative?"
Labels are only handy for name-calling, as the classical definitions of political ideologies/leanings are only used by academics anymore. |
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Andrew Breitbart is Dead at 43
03/01/12, 20:09
Something's going to have to go on the death certificate. I don't think they use "old age" or "natural causes" anymore because medical science can actually tell what caused you to snuff it.
Maybe his hate gland exploded. |
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Andrew Breitbart is Dead at 43
03/01/12, 20:07
This is what's interesting about this sort of thing. When someone who is known for basically lying his ass off for profit, name-calling, being a douche, etc. dies and someone says something not unlike what the deceased would say, that person is called out by the deceased's fans. As if such behavior were beyond the pale, even though the dead guy they're venerating did the EXACT SAME THING and it didn't cause said fans to even blink.
When Rush Limbaugh passes away, his adherents should expect a whole crapload of what he dished out. While it's not "right" in either case, the dittoheads will have no place to complain. |
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Andrew Breitbart is Dead at 43
03/01/12, 17:45
That all five somehow intermingled with his DNA? Yeah, but him dying didn't change that. |
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Andrew Breitbart is Dead at 43
03/01/12, 17:42
Ol' Brietbart did. Quite a lot, actually:
http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2009/08/26/57997/breitbart-kennedy-twitter/ |
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Avengers Assemble - Trailer (2012)
03/01/12, 13:29
Xeno? Marvel's been on the continuity bandwagon for a while, now. While the Hulk movies faltered, the others (Thor, Iron Man, Captain America) were all basically prequels to this film, and they were planned that way. You're also aware that there is such a comic as "The Avengers?" More of this movie comes from the popularity of "The Ultimates," but it's still nowhere near what you're proposing.
It's gotten so I don't care for the DC films as much because they seem so comparatively meaningless, since they'll just get rebooted by the next director anyway. |
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Andrew Breitbart is Dead at 43
03/01/12, 13:24
What "natural causes" kill you at age 43? A moose stampede?
I'm betting something a tad more embarrassing happened. My top three guesses would be meth overdose, autoerotic asphyxiation, or some kind of wacky "protect our bodily fluids" dietary supplement that's normally used for things like killing termites or opening clogged drains. |
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Avengers Assemble - Trailer (2012)
03/01/12, 10:39
What powers or tech does Black Widow have, Sol? Being sexy doesn't count (since every superheroine is that, pretty much). Comic book archers and gun-bunnies need other superheroes to sort of fit in. Otherwise, they're mere weapons fetishists or homicidal maniacs.
That said, I'm looking forward to this movie for Robert Downey Jr., if nothing else. I do wish they'd kept Captain America's outfit more like the WWII version or the one from The Ultimates. |
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A Scene from Captain Planet
03/01/12, 00:36
A power fantasy of being able to hurl fire and bang a hot Russian chick? |
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A Scene from Captain Planet
03/01/12, 00:25
I guess if you own the network you can do what you want.
Ted Turner used blood & violence in a cartoon about environmentalism. Rupert Murdoch lies, taps phones, promotes conservative values, and uses boobs to sell papers via Newscorp. It's about the same, I suppose. |
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Robert the Robot
02/29/12, 22:23
So when was the idea proposed that maybe consumers would be turned off by seeing the serfs assembling their meaningless trinkets? |
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Little Hero clip
02/29/12, 22:21
I'm learning so much from this:
Never live downhill from the giant ping-pong ball factory.
Ball pit skills will come in handy someday.
While the balls can pulverize a grown man, they are unable to penetrate tall grass.
Spiked helmets will not save you. |
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Robot Quadrotors Perform James Bond Theme
02/29/12, 22:10
I disagree.
Over a thousand years from now, I think this will become a tradition among the flying robots. They'll perform this every year around this date. They'll feel compelled to do it, they'll celebrate it as part of the "Death To Humans" festival, and yet they won't know why they do it. |
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