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Little Hero clip
02/29/12, 22:21
I'm learning so much from this:
Never live downhill from the giant ping-pong ball factory.
Ball pit skills will come in handy someday.
While the balls can pulverize a grown man, they are unable to penetrate tall grass.
Spiked helmets will not save you. |
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Robot Quadrotors Perform James Bond Theme
02/29/12, 22:10
I disagree.
Over a thousand years from now, I think this will become a tradition among the flying robots. They'll perform this every year around this date. They'll feel compelled to do it, they'll celebrate it as part of the "Death To Humans" festival, and yet they won't know why they do it. |
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Robot Quadrotors Perform James Bond Theme
02/29/12, 22:07
Not "Flight of the Valkyries?" |
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Reginald D. Hunter on the subject of death.
02/29/12, 22:06
Crap. 5-starred out of habit. That wipes out my good deed, doesn't it?
Typical Wednesday for me, I guess... |
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Reginald D. Hunter on the subject of death.
02/29/12, 22:06
My work here is done, now.
AWAAAAAAYYYYY! |
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Brian Blessed asks a short, simple question.
02/29/12, 11:34
Him hosting "Have I Got News For You" was one of the best things to happen in television, ever.
I do find myself curious about where his chin ends and his beard begins. Maybe medical science will someday solve this mystery. |
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A Scene from Captain Planet
02/29/12, 11:31
Since they can't actually show death in cartoons, the Kool-Aid man must have died off-camera, right? |
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I wish my forearms AND arms were LONGER!
02/29/12, 09:21
Can you reach that thing you want? How about that other thing? Or that one? If you find something you want you can't reach, they're too short. |
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Why Earth Is Not Orbiting The Sun As We Are Taught
02/29/12, 00:17
I should have included "on the internet."
Again, you're probably not going to see explosives out of this bunch so much as threats to duel you with a bat'leth or replica of a sword from Highlander. |
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Local news report on convicted bestialitist
02/28/12, 16:59
"We find this offensive. To view images, videos, and text that we were offended by, click here."
It's the Rupert Murdoch way of upholding moral values via Page 3 girls. |
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Why Earth Is Not Orbiting The Sun As We Are Taught
02/28/12, 16:58
It's scary how many more comments on THIS tripe have been removed or flagged as spam than the ones on even more dubious religious videos.
There's the usual religious anti-science mindset that can't deal with real-world repeatable phenomena contradicting their holy books, then there's this stuff, where people want to believe that somehow reality is part Narnia, part Sandman, and all run by cosmic steampunk machines. The latter camp seems the most vigorously angry. Maybe it's because they buy fake medieval swords at conventions. |
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NMAtv: Santorum on satan
02/28/12, 15:49
That's just the work of the devil, pay it no heed. |
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Do the Whack Attack
02/28/12, 03:11
I'm guessing parades and inaugurations need stuff to be going on in front of the crowd while you're watching the hosts wear headsets and talk to each other about how exciting the event is, and he provides it.
He's basically the foam packing peanuts of public events, providing some cushion for the stuff people might actually find entertaining. |
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Do the Whack Attack
02/28/12, 03:09
John Jacobson uses "Whack Attack."
It's super awkward. |
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Autistic Queerbait
02/27/12, 20:45
As the husband of a teacher, one thing a lot of people forget is under the autism/aspie behavior is still a kid/person who still has a personality, which can be that of a spaz or a fuckhead. |
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Autistic Queerbait
02/27/12, 20:44
Really? I detest Vevo. I think it's Italian for "enjoy your unskippable 30 second ads and random load times." |
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Santorum: Obama 'A Snob' For Wanting Everyone To Go To College
02/26/12, 19:26
Fun fact. He supported college education for everyone on his 2006 Senate run website:
"In addition to Rick’s support of ensuring that primary and secondary schools in Pennsylvania are equipped for success, he is equally committed to ensuring the every Pennsylvanian has access to higher education."
He must be pandering to the Tea Party commandment of "trust not any who know more than you or are smarter than you, for they art trying to trickest thee." If only they'd apply that equally to other professionals they hire, like doctors, maybe the Tea Party and its growing singularity of ignorance might pass away from colloidal silver poisoning or something. |
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Gangstalker calls his mental hospital.
02/26/12, 19:17
Uh, yeah, SolRo, that's all it takes. Because their illness won't come up with new delusions to work any "kindness" into their narrative.
Any actual help short of some kind of coping mechanism (good luck finding that) or a treatment that would probably sound like their worst conspiracy-fueled nightmare probably isn't a lasting solution for anyone involved. |
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Christian Weston Chandler humps a blowup doll in public
02/26/12, 19:15
Given his history, though, it seems somewhat inevitable. |
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Thing Ring Do Your Thing
02/26/12, 19:02
Blame it on Superman. |
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