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Lake Beast - an animated short
03/29/13, 11:06 Which SCP is this? |
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Why Does Alex Jones Deny The Existence Of Gang Stalking? He Ignorantly Claims TIs Are Schizophrenics
03/29/13, 09:53 This guy just needs to accept that Alex's "Dementia Dance Card" is full. In the same way that some people never accepted GUI interfaces and color displays because they were so set in their ways, Mr. Jones already has reptiloids, UFOs, and the Illuminati taking up space where the next generation of streetcorner mutterers has gangstalking. Not to mention the old Alex Jones model of crazy isn't designed to integrate every concept of paranoia uploaded to YouTube like today's modern asylum candidate. |
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Hong Kong Phooey/Marvin Martian Test Footage
03/29/13, 00:50 This will make billions in Japan. |
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Zero Punctuation - SimCity
03/28/13, 19:10 What did he say about the franchise that he didn't like? I got the impression that he liked previous versions, but not this one (for some list of unfathomable reasons culminating in the resignation of EA's CEO). |
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Zero Punctuation - SimCity
03/28/13, 19:09 The irony of Gmork wondering why the prospect of interacting with someone else via the internet in the slightest is heavy enough to generate its own gravitational field. |
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Video captures bumbling burglary suspect
03/28/13, 17:54 At first I thought there'd be no problem finding this guy, but then I thought what would happen if they decided to apprehend everyone fitting the dress/description at just about any given Wal-Mart. |
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MLP Japanese Press Conference
03/28/13, 17:50 It makes the one on the right look a bit like some kind of genetically modified rooster. |
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MLP Japanese Press Conference
03/28/13, 17:47 Or who to contact about the job vacancy? |
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'Alien Mattress' attacks Chemtrail
03/28/13, 17:18 Unlike other conspiracy flakes, this guy at least seems to have a few fingernails on the edge of reality. He appears to be as earnest about his subject as his audience. He's all about tossing out "UFO" and "alien" until he's called on it where he backpedals to "I'm just saying it's an object, so the people need to decide what it is."
If he stopped getting positive feedback, he'd probably slink back to whatever dead-end life he had before he got his first video camera. |
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'Alien Mattress' attacks Chemtrail
03/28/13, 16:30 I think what really grinds my gears about these people is the same thing that gets me angry at god-botherers who try to disprove evolution: Neither group understands scientific principles, yet they claim that SCIENCE! backs up their clams after running it through their broken mental processes.
I looked up chemtrails on Wikipedia, and the effects/goals of their "use" are pretty diverse, making me wonder if the loonies purporting their existence ever get into fights over if they're for mind control, weather control, etc. |
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Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain trailer
03/28/13, 15:16 ...and that comment, as contradictory and nonsensical as Kojima's cutscenes, was, of course, unskippable.
Which actual soldiers are cloned from hands and have cybernetic implants allowing them to fight like a humanoid katana-based lawn mower, again? |
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MLP Japanese Press Conference
03/28/13, 08:44 I'd love it if that last line was corporate-speak for "I have finally made surfing 4chan all day the job I'm paid to do." |
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Hour of Victory: Game of the Year
03/28/13, 01:46 These stars are for his "noble steed."
And for *a really cool story*. |
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Kuma's ending for Tekken Tag Tournament 2
03/28/13, 01:42 The above statement is in no way a joke. |
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7/13/12--Prediction made Comes True at 3 Places at Wal Mart SDSU n CVS Months Apart Stalking-Video 2
03/27/13, 22:49 You CAN'T delete the EVIDENCE, you fool! How else will THEY be EXPOSED?! |
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Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain trailer
03/27/13, 22:47 Good idea, lead your trailer off with such an overused cliche line that it's not even used ironically anymore. Five stars for the hammiest of fists.
I find I don't dislike these games for coming off like they were written by a shut-in with shelves full of anime toys. It's that there are people who take them as seriously as a documentary about Navy SEALS or a historically accurate cold war thriller.
If they then say they've got awesome dialog, that's when I start favoring forced sterilization. |
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InAPPropriate Comedy - trailer
03/27/13, 13:06 I'm betting this will be on non-premium late-night cable for years. It'll steadily make money on DVD purchase/rental and download. People will see it either because they DO find shit like this funny (for which I weep) or they have a thing for bad movies. |
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InAPPropriate Comedy - trailer
03/27/13, 13:04 Hey, how many Mexicans does it take to make... oh, wait, they've built it already. |
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InAPPropriate Comedy - trailer
03/27/13, 13:03 Every time someone says that, another one of these movies seems to appear.
Ah, for a more innocent time when the only films being made with "all-star casts" were the ones for the Cannonball Run movies... |
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InAPPropriate Comedy - trailer
03/27/13, 11:03 From IMDB:
"In this comedy film, a computer tablet full of the world's most hilariously offensive apps breaks through the borders of political correctness, stirring up cultural anarchy."
Is anything truly shocking or border-breaking anymore, especially when those delivering it are mostly has-beens who can't even get in the news by having a mental breakdown? Also, nice try, movie, but there's already an internet, and we've seen far worse than you could possibly imagine. |
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