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Take Ulillillia Bowling
01/13/13, 20:32
Camper Van Beethoven would forgive you. This time. |
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Take Ulillillia Bowling
01/13/13, 20:31
This is why they've moved on to using a CGI mascot.
Although from what I've seen, most people would probably want to shoot the new version more than the old one. |
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FPSRussia Producer Keith Ratliff shot dead, no suspects
01/13/13, 20:05
I read the huffpo article on this and found that while some posting there were a little gleeful sounding at this guy's death, I think none of the "more guns solve everything" crowd got the idea that this kind of shows that guns really aren't a defensive measure. They didn't stop him from being shot, and unless a gun happens to be on your person right where a bullet strikes, they won't protect you when someone else fires first.
I'm not sure why they think being armed puts you on an equal footing. Not every exchange (if there even is a chance to shoot back) is set up like a high noon shootout where everyone knows who's going to shoot at who and when. |
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The Enigma Secret
01/13/13, 19:16
...and in spite of such a huge contribution to the winning of the war, Alan Turing was prosecuted for being a homosexual, forced to take female hormones rather than go to prison, and to this date still hasn't had his name officially cleared.
The only current petition to reverse the charges is in the House of Lords. When a group of overprivileged inbreds beat you to restoring the memory of a wronged man who helped defeat one of the greatest evils on the planet, that should tell you something. |
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The Accidental Sea
01/13/13, 16:42
So that's two waters that are saltier than the ocean! Brilliant! |
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Can Handler
01/13/13, 16:16
Also, what's with the black dot cans? Do plague-ridden canned goods come at a discount? |
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Can Handler
01/13/13, 16:15
It's nice to see that since she bought this thing, she can't afford as much food.
So it's a diet aid, too. Cool. |
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The Accidental Sea
01/13/13, 12:36
Fallout: The Theme Park. |
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Xhose infomercial
01/13/13, 12:22
Not kinky? You lost a sale, mister! |
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Mike
01/13/13, 11:14
Ewe didn't get the response from the sheeple you deserved. |
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Glenn Beck talks about building Theme Park: 'Independence Park'
01/13/13, 11:13
I think it's because eventually their ideology leads them to the inescapable conclusion that the comic book hero they've always identified with is the Joker. |
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Glenn Beck talks about building Theme Park: 'Independence Park'
01/12/13, 23:05
None of his money will go into this. It'll have more financial shenanigans than the mortgage crisis, and if it ever does break ground, it'll wind up being a curiosity for the urban exploration blogs and a handful of patsies will wind up holding the bag for the accumulated debt and bankruptcy.
Beck will assign himself some kind of salary and blame the government for sabotaging the project, assuming the residents don't do it for him with even wilder conspiracies. |
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Sonic the Hedgehog Fan Film
01/12/13, 13:02
At a guess, I'd say this is done in a similar way to how Uwe Boll films get actors you've heard of to be in his latest video game catastrophe films: You just hit up the actors' agents with a pitch along the lines of "here's the title, we only need your guy/gal for about five minutes, and here's what we pay."
If there's no pay involved, I'm betting they hit up the "if we get noticed and a studio wants to throw money at us to make a real movie, you're first in line for the call" angle. |
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Sonic the Hedgehog Fan Film
01/12/13, 12:59
Many of these stars are for placing this in the Short Film sub-category of Religious.
Even if it's not meant to be a joke, it's still the most fitting label. |
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Mike
01/12/13, 11:58
Wow. Static cling on wool is powerful stuff. |
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Neverwet Water Repellent
01/11/13, 21:19
By cartoon irony-logic, it makes everything it touches as unstable as flashpaper soaked in gasoline. |
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Pack Your Bags (Part 2)
01/11/13, 19:55
The reason why these tough guys haven't started overthrowing everything must be due to the fact they're all far too polite and keep insisting someone else have the honor of going first.
Otherwise, they'd just be a bunch of bullshit geysers, and that's just impossible. |
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Cyberpunk 2077 Teaser Trailer
01/11/13, 12:05
I found the Witcher to be far too emo-goth-anime to even be remotely taken seriously. We got grimdark "I'm so complicated and mopey" for a protagonist and hentai-clad women running around trying to make important-sounding dialog come out of their inflatable-doll faces.
But whatever works for you, I guess. |
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Kyon/Sonic's Sister
01/11/13, 12:03
Yes he can. |
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Shyamalan's Newest Turd Nugget Movie - trailer
01/11/13, 12:02
He hasn't had an "Ishtar" to his name yet.
His movies are pretentious attempts to make episodes of The Outer Limits most of the time. His early movies are still well-regarded, but as he became the "what a twist" guy, he's almost a walking spoiler for his films. Everyone goes in looking for what the change-up is going to be rather than to enjoy themselves. His direction seems to be getting worse as well, but that's not why he keeps getting to make movies.
As Kevin Smith said, as long as your movies make this much [holds thumb and forefingers a half inch apart] profit, you'll keep working. It's when you're handed a blockbuster budget and you completely screw the pooch to the point where studio accounting and re-shoots can't save it that you're probably out for good. |
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