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Why won't anybody talk about the real victim of the CT shootings?
12/21/12, 20:33
But don't call them bitter, scared, or note that they're clinging to guns and the Bible. They hate it when they have to actually be aware of what they are. |
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Family Circus Christmas
12/21/12, 20:24
And people wonder why even bad webcomics are more entertaining (in an awful-movie-car-accident kind of way) than the bland that graces most of our newspaper comics pages. |
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Wayne Lapierre's Official NRA Response to the Connecticut Shooting
12/21/12, 20:21
"The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun."
I wish someone would ask him if he therefore thinks the Sandy Hook shooter redeemed himself as a "good guy" in the end?
I mean, they should put up a statue to him for stopping himself, right? |
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PhoneBashing: 'Our 3rd Grab'
12/21/12, 20:16
Right. Like any Nokia product from that era can be damaged by a mere mortal foot. |
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Bono performs the worst version of Hallelujah
12/21/12, 16:35
This song just needs to rest for a while. I'm even sick of the "good" versions. |
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Bono performs the worst version of Hallelujah
12/21/12, 11:50
"Yang chas Bono Solo chone Wookiee! Tung ko ro yay ha yaba hahs gee!" |
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David Siegel, CEO of Westgate Corporation, on the election of George W.
12/20/12, 21:39
Apart from the throne and the lack of an actual "I was wrong." Then there's the whole fire-people-because-the-guy-I-don't-like-got-elected thing. |
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do you want proof that anime characters are white? no?
12/20/12, 12:09
"If you answered white, you may have a perception bias where the default race is assumed to be white."
Or you might have watched the show and heard the following quote from Homer himself: "I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
Or you may have compared them with characters like Apu, Doctor Hibbert, Bumblebee Man, etc. and the obvious characters that, though yellow, are obviously white due to their roles: Mr. Burns (the rich white oligarch), Ned Flanders (the white charismatic Christian), Martin (white nerd), and so forth.
You might want to pick a different analogy, because this one is amazingly clueless on your part. |
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David Siegel, CEO of Westgate Corporation, on the election of George W.
12/20/12, 11:57
Given that Cheney and Bush were allowed to testify together for the 9/11 commission and that HSBC and other banks were just "fined" less than a month's profits for money laundering on behalf of Iran and drug dealers, seeing this (or any) Bushie cronies even sniffed at by someone from the government is about as likely as you winning the PowerBall. |
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David Siegel, CEO of Westgate Corporation, on the election of George W.
12/19/12, 20:38
"It may not necessarily have been legal."
Since he lost a lot, I'd say he got what he deserved by "personally" getting George W. in the White House. However, he was one of the many right-wing douchebags that threatened to fire people over Obama getting re-elected, so he can go fuck himself with that golden throne. |
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Hoarders: ShannaAAAAaaaauuuugghhhh
12/19/12, 17:25
And for all I know, there isn't really a video to see. I mean, with a description like that, why click it? Why not just go brick yourself up in the basement for fear that humanity really is doomed? |
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Hoarders: ShannaAAAAaaaauuuugghhhh
12/19/12, 17:24
Nope.
Five stars. |
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Bryan Fischer - God Gave Us Guns to Protect Kids
12/19/12, 17:12
Did you really just use car deaths as a defense for gun ownership?
Cars are a method of transportation. They're not engineered to kill people by their common use. If cars are equally deadly as guns, then why aren't more cars used instead of guns to kill people en masse? Also, and this just might be a clue, more people regularly use cars than guns, increasing the instances where an accident might occur.
Not to mention to own and legally use a car, one has to be tested and licensed, renewing said license regularly. I can go get a gun without anything more than an ID, and in some cases, not even that. |
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Bryan Fischer - God Gave Us Guns to Protect Kids
12/19/12, 16:01
Switzerland actually has something more in common with that "well regulated militia" the Constitution mentions, since everyone serves in the military and actually has training with firearms. |
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Bryan Fischer - God Gave Us Guns to Protect Kids
12/19/12, 11:20
"I've given you a brain."
Really? Your followers seem to want most people to stop using the ones they have.
"I've given you the second amendment."
Forget all those Founding Fathers guys; it was really Gawd.
I'm also a bit iffy on this whole "set a guard" thing. It's almost as if they want you to believe you have an all-powerful all-seeing all-doing deity, yet this same being will withhold even the tiniest fraction of his power because you don't have some mortals covering for his incapable ass.
I'd figure that one of the bennies of having an omnipotent dude on your side was that you didn't need guards from anything. |
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Julia Child Remixed
12/19/12, 10:59
Imagine an entire half hour "Good Eats" done in autotune. |
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A New Form of Peristaltic Locomotion in a Robot
12/19/12, 10:51
These will be sent up the pipes leading to toilets as a prank at MIT. |
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Eagle tries to snatch an infant
12/19/12, 00:36
I'm not up on my avian biology, but wouldn't an eagle's talons rip that kid's shoulders to shreds? |
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Rep. Louis Gohmert Doubles Down on Arming Teachers
12/18/12, 23:42
The really sad thing is that being given a gun is the closest the GOP will come to giving underpaid teachers a raise.
Except they probably can't sell them. |
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The Benefits of a Regulated Monopoly
12/18/12, 17:53
I'd seen this one before, so five stars for evil.
The funny thing is that it was uploaded by AT&T's "tech channel" on YouTube, and it's been making the rounds of the blogosphere the past couple of days to loads of justified ridicule and reminders that AT&T is still a pretty evil company.
I'm sure it was not only made private to curtail further embarrassment, but whoever uploaded it is probably being put on sever-dusting duty, if they still have a job at all. |
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