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Evil Dead - Redband Teaser
10/25/12, 20:44
"Cabin in the Woods" was a poor attempt to make something as cool as the SCP Foundation. |
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Evil Dead - Redband Teaser
10/25/12, 19:27
As someone who doesn't care for this, I'm not crying "buttery tears." I'm disappointed that this is being remade when the effort/money/whatever could at least occasionally try something new. I think we're over 95% of big-budget films being remakes, sequels, or based on existing franchises. You'd think horror would be a genre where someone might try finding new and interesting ways to put people through a demonic blender rather than just redoing an already existing film.
At least they're not busting the bank to make it. The budget is only $14,000,000, according to IMDB. Still, you could have gotten several new takes on the horror genre for that money instead of retreading old territory. |
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Evil Dead - Redband Teaser
10/25/12, 19:20
I always found "Drag me to Hell" to be unfair. I mean, the woman gets the whammy put on her when the witch really should be upset at the bank.
It's like a McDonald's drive-thru worker getting cursed because the grill guy didn't put extra pickles on a witch's Big Mac. |
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Evil Dead - Redband Teaser
10/25/12, 12:32
"Evil Dead 2012: We Missed The Point."
This looks decidedly un-fun. Congrats on remaking a low-budget horror movie to look realistically gory while losing what Bruce Campbell brought to the table.
I'm betting the sequel to this isn't going to be anything like Army of Darkness. |
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Legend of the Hawaiian Slammers
10/25/12, 09:21
This is pretty much Yu-Gi-Oh with disc-shaped cards, isn't it? It seems to make about as much sense. |
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Richard Mourdock: Pregnancy From Rape Is 'Something That God Intended to Happen'
10/25/12, 02:09
It'd be nice if that happened, but since voting Republican has been equated with voting for Jesus, the party faithful are still voting for their god-bothering zealots in droves. |
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Richard Mourdock: Pregnancy From Rape Is 'Something That God Intended to Happen'
10/24/12, 20:22
From this tea-party douchewipe's "apology:
"I believe God controls the universe," Mourdoch told reporters, who asked if he thought pregnancies resulting from rape were God's plan. "I don't believe biology works in an uncontrolled fashion."
Hey, asshole. You just said your God orchestrates all the rapes. And you just showed how little you understand about biology.
More? Why not?
“I spoke from my heart. And speaking from my heart, speaking from the deepest level of my faith, I would not apologize. I would be less than faithful if I said anything other than life is precious; I believe it’s a gift from god,” Mourdock said.
So does that mean every rape is just God giving his gifts? Oh, and you spoke from your heart? Glad to see it's the flinty, evil, ignorant wasteland everyone pretty much figured it was. You spoke what you truly believe, and what you believe is sick and wrong. |
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Diggin' out Jiggers
10/24/12, 17:20
And to think all these years I've been measuring alcohol in jiggers when I shouldn't have been using parasitic fleas in the first place! |
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The Shadow (1994, full movie)
10/24/12, 07:21
Hey! We found the one guy who liked The Phantom! GET HIM!!! |
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Empires of the Deep - Trailer
10/24/12, 07:18
Aren't they making a Sub-Mariner movie?
...oh god... |
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Empires of the Deep - Trailer
10/24/12, 05:52
Wow. Spongebob got dark rather quickly. |
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shut up
10/24/12, 05:50
In theory, anything with motion is animated, but how do cartoons figure into this? Was there a series of Saturday morning TV that caused this? |
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Iron Man 3 Trailer
10/24/12, 03:16
You mean Doc Samson, right? |
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The Shadow (1994, full movie)
10/23/12, 23:41
What was cool about the Rocketeer was the teaser trailer that made it look really heroic, bad-ass, and made me want to build my own jetpack.
Then it turned out to be pretty live-action Disney watered-down with a club in the shape of a bulldog. There were some neat visuals, but it didn't live up to its potential. |
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The Shadow (1994, full movie)
10/23/12, 21:16
It's worse.
It was made at the tail end of the bluescreen-CGI handover, and it shows. It was as if the moviemakers didn't care for doing either well.
Not to mention the plot was awful and had some weird leaps of logic (the Shadow has guns that can blow holes in concrete, but when he's in a giant tank with porthole-windows, he tries to smash the glass with his elbow and then shrugs his guns off into the rising water). It's too bad, since they had a halfway decent cast and could have made a fun semi-supernatural noir movie. |
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Iron Man 3 Trailer
10/23/12, 19:04
Garcet, you left out the rest of the conversation:
"Hmm... Maybe this would be racist. What else can we do?"
"Well, there's always the aping of other popular movies in a flailing attempt to hijack their popularity?"
"What were you thinking?"
"The Hobbit is coming out, and it's about a ring."
"And we've got TEN rings!"
"Right."
"So we make the Mandarin look like one of the dwarfs!"
"Sure, why not?" |
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Hollow Earth, Sinkhole or Impact Crater Leaked Footage
10/23/12, 19:01
I didn't think anyone still bought into that whole "you only use 10% of your brain" BS anymore. I guess if you're hoping you have psychic powers, there's nothing else for you... |
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Support the Freedom to succeed
10/23/12, 12:29
Among the many things I detest is how they've equated "putting the tax code back the way it was even under Reagan" with somehow breaking down mansion doors and stealing all the cash (as if the rich have a ton of cash stuffed in their homes for anything other than decoration).
40 years of lowering taxes on the wealthiest Americans and there's no increase in actual jobs or real wages. Huh. Fancy that. |
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The loneliest little youtube celebrity
10/23/12, 10:15
These stars are for his mix of clueless kid-show-host presentation and random Christianity. And one is for his CGI co-host's hair and its many clipping problems.
I think we can safely say that anything with the word "Wacky" in it probably doesn't deserve the title of "wacky." The only exceptions being Wacky Packages (the trading card stickers) and Hanna-Barbera's Wacky Races. |
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Support the Freedom to succeed
10/23/12, 04:24
Calling even the most extreme interpretation of "liberal" proposals in the U.S. "socialism" is like calling a plantation owner being required to give his slaves water "socialism."
Also, I'm sick of this fucker's face on YouTube every time it serves up an ad. I'm hearing his idiotic intro in my sleep now. |
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