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iOS Maps as an art installation
10/04/12, 19:49 I'd love to see a gallery showing of someone doing this.
It would, of course, be followed by the Apple lawsuit claiming it owned the "works" and for a parting shot they'd patent the whole concept of "art" on the way out of the courthouse. |
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spookyjack
10/04/12, 18:16 So to join, one must slay a pony and then wear its skin? |
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Happy Birthday song (spooky)
10/04/12, 17:16 How DARE you, sir!
Not one frame of this was lifted from Oblivion. They did use that old Disney Halloween noises LP for the lightning and stuff, but it's not like Disney doesn't steal from every other place on the planet... |
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Happy Birthday song (spooky)
10/04/12, 15:07 Who says necromancers aren't good people? |
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Janet Greene - Commie Lies
10/04/12, 11:15 Jesus did, of course.
So submit to his will utterly, giving up all of your worldly possessions so that the poor may eat and be clothed. Somehow, that's not communism, but everything else they don't like is.
Did I mention that I find religion abhorrent on just about every level? |
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The first 2012 Presidential debate.
10/04/12, 11:12 I'd love to see more Oxford-style debates where points are awarded for making your case.
However, I want electrical shocks given when questions are evaded. There should be a similar punishment for speaking falsehoods, with the jolt increased or decreased depending on the size of the whopper in question. |
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Pumpkin's on a roll
10/04/12, 07:31 I saw the dupe vote, but couldn't find the original clip. Were the tags crap or something? |
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Tennessee Press Conference on Butt Chugging
10/04/12, 00:45 So what's the odds on how quickly "Butt Chugging" will become an active tag? |
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Obama Begs Satan For Reelection
10/03/12, 21:59 But if Obama was, as per the video, CLONED from Akhenaten, you can't leave out the scarabs. They were the best part of the Mummy remake, too.
Actually, I'm amazed the fruitcake that made this thing didn't say something about how Obama was going to bury the Stargate or let the system lords run the planet. |
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What Do Feminists Have Left?
10/03/12, 20:38 From his Wikipedia page:
"Branum was hired as a writer for Unscrewed with Martin Sargent while it was still on TechTV in San Francisco.[citation needed] On Unscrewed, he regularly appeared as a sweater model and as The Ambassador of Gay."
So please refer to him as MISTER Ambassador. |
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What Do Feminists Have Left?
10/03/12, 20:18 Wow. Checking his Wikipedia entry:
"He attended the University of California, Berkeley from 1994-1998 where he was a history and political science major. He wrote a column there for the Daily Californian, one of which brought the United States Secret Service to his apartment for a column in November 1997 before the Big Game between Berkeley and Stanford University, in which he made mocking suggestions that Berkeley students attack Stanford Freshman Chelsea Clinton."
Just about everything else is tagged "Citation Needed," but a lot of it involves working at G4. If you're going to lie about where you've worked, who would pick THAT? |
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Crowd at Romney Rally in Denver 10/1/12
10/03/12, 19:03 Focusing only on the poor's income tax payments (while ignoring sales, state, city, usage, payroll, etc. tax burdens) is like saying the homeless guy is better off because he gets free soup at a shelter versus a rich guy being forced to buy dinner at Ruth's Chris. |
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Obama Begs Satan For Reelection
10/03/12, 18:59 "This is Tom Ba'aldet for Motel 666, and we'll leave the brimstone on for ya." |
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White Dwarf (1995) Pilot/Made-forTV Movie
10/03/12, 18:43 A major network TV production from 20 years ago has all the quality of a steampunker YouTube production today. Progress! |
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News Anchor Responds to Viewer Email Calling Her Fat
10/03/12, 16:05 To be fair, if you read aloud the average bullying e-mail, you'd have to bleep out so much of it the only words left would be "the" "you" and "fat." If you read it uncensored, the FCC fines would sink the station. |
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Scott Stapp on Obama
10/03/12, 09:31 Nice slogan. You should work for Fox.
Last time I checked, the reason Obama got the peace prize was because his predecessor started two wars, one with only barely a hint of justification. I would have liked to see Obama close Gitmo, but the GOP again blocked any attempt to actually bring those there to trial or even move them to prisons in the U.S. They've made no bones about the fact that they want to make any initiative that could make Obama look good in any way fail, which is what they falsely accused the Democrats of doing to Bush.
I find it funny you think Obama's gotten a pass. You don't pay much attention to the news, do you?
You also seem to think electing the party that gave us the aforementioned wars, wants to deregulate the already barely-regulated banking/investment industries so we can have another meltdown, wants to give the wealthy even more breaks while further eroding the lower and middle classes, and who yell "jobs, jobs" while restricting abortion, voting rights, and access to birth control is somehow the way to go.
As for getting a pass, we had 8 years of nobody bitching about Bush, the Special Needs president for fear of appearing "mean," or "biased," or "with the terrorists." We don't need another rich guy who can barely tie his shoes, thanks. |
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Scott Stapp on Obama
10/03/12, 00:33 I thought even Creed knew that Creed sucks by now.
Did the segment after this ask the morons from Jars Of Clay what they thought? |
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Scott Stapp on Obama
10/03/12, 00:32 Actually, he's changed quite a bit. The drawdown in Iraq, the health care laws are kicking in, and... Well, you could just go here:
http://whatthefuckhasobamadonesofar.com/
You also have to remember he's had a GOP minority in the Senate that's brought filibusters to bear over 400 times thus far, so it's a little hard to get things done without ruling by executive order.
If nothing else, not giving even more tax breaks to the rich is a plus. Mittens wants their tax rate at zero. In the words of Chris Rock, if Obama didn't get everything done you wanted, voting for Romney is like saying "that dude didn't cure cancer, so I'm going to vote for cancer." |
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White Dwarf (1995) Pilot/Made-forTV Movie
10/03/12, 00:27 I remember this show, and I know I watched the pilot. Beyond that I can only recall that I had hoped it was to do with the European fantasy/gaming magazine of the same name, the magical surgery gloves and how they went on backwards was kind of cool, and the ending involved yelling at the ocean.
I think... |
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Liquid Nitrogen Doesn't Work That Way!
10/02/12, 22:11 Er, that's "Star Trek VI." I've got Roman Numeral Dyslexia. |
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