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The Creation Museum responds to Bill Nye on teaching evolution to children
08/30/12, 23:33
He wasn't trying to reason with them. He was trying to get a few less people to fill their kids' heads with bullshit. |
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Vertical Video Syndrome - A PSA
08/30/12, 21:46
THERE'S the Cena we've missed for so long!
I guess now that even the GOP is too nuts for you to defend, this kind of thing is your crusade? |
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Cindy Jacobs: Our Prayers Have Stopped Terrorists
08/30/12, 20:44
It reminded me of this:
http://i.imgur.com/g4Fel.jpg |
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Insane Clown Posse reviews 'Call Me Maybe' music video
08/30/12, 20:41
Which one of them just discovered MST3K, do you think?
And how many hours of watching it in bewilderment did it take before one of them understood one of the jokes? |
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Vertical Video Syndrome - A PSA
08/30/12, 20:40
Free entertainment isn't entertaining unless it's just how we want it.
Rather than bitch at people holding their cameras (that is, their phones) the way they're held 99% of the time, why not complain to Apple, HTC, Samsung, etc. that they need to make their video cameras shoot horizontally-formatted movies when held in the natural, vertical position. |
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The Creation Museum responds to Bill Nye on teaching evolution to children
08/30/12, 19:09
It must be a trial sent from Gawd Hisself to have creationism stupidity rattling around a head that has a degree in molecular biology:
http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2012/05/329-georgia-purdom.html |
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March 2, 2012 11:27 AM. 2012 YEAR OF THE CROW
08/30/12, 19:03
2:36. It's more likely "Fuck the Floyd Light Falcons." |
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March 2, 2012 11:27 AM. 2012 YEAR OF THE CROW
08/30/12, 19:01
Sorting his videos by popularity, it seems he had quite a following when he first discovered our surveillance. Thankfully, even the other TIs got bored of him 2 to 3 years ago, and now he's pretty much on the "just be sure to fuck with him every now and again" list. |
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The Creation Museum responds to Bill Nye on teaching evolution to children
08/30/12, 14:25
Money? Continued employment? Loved ones being held hostage? |
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Conspiracy of Science - the Earth is Growing
08/30/12, 12:09
My guess is he thinks the added mass is coming from wherever the majority of the Incredible Hulk comes from when Banner gets mad. |
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GTA IV Mod: Back to the Future
08/29/12, 19:41
Five stars for Marty McFly with a shotgun. |
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July4Patriot Speaks the Truth
08/29/12, 02:45
Oathkeepers = soldiers who pretty much openly claim they're willing to give up on the oaths of service they took and make sure that a white guy is put in the White House.
"Owing more money than they'll earn in a lifetime." Hey, military guy. Question for you. You're worried about overspending NOW? You've been part of one of the biggest money sinks the nation has.
"Outrageous taxes." They're lower now than under Reagan, especially if you're already wealthy.
I am impressed that he ALMOST gets where the true threat to (presumably) his "wealth" is when he mentions bankers and the wealthy. But yeah, it's the gub'ment's fault.
"We wonder why they hate and distrust us." Says the skinhead in the skull mask. |
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Hebrew Fail at the Creation Museum
08/29/12, 01:34
They must be like the mother of a religious classmate of mine in high school. She was part of a quilting circle, and they'd do these intricate quilts to sell for their church. Apparently, they'd always make an intentional mistake so the quilt wouldn't be perfect as a sign that they acknowledge their own imperfection before God.
Or they're all nuts. Which seems more likely. |
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Chris Matthews Rips Reince Priebus a New Hole
08/28/12, 22:11
I only regret that I do not currently have a video clip worthy of it at the moment. |
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The School Of Supernatural Ministry
08/28/12, 19:12
Welcome, friend Whiskey, to America's "it's not a drug, it's a health supplement" laws. As long as you word your text to where you're not promising a cure (but between you and me, we promise you a CURE) you can sell just about anything as a health aid or what have you. And the amazing thing is people will fall all over themselves to defend you if you make your substance sound natural or homeopathic enough.
We have a toddler in our family, and when he caught a cold, we went to our local drug store to see if there was anything that might let the little bugger sleep through the night. There were TONS of medications sold right alongside Sudafed, Nyquil, and other brand-name medicines. I started looking at the boxes for what the active ingredients were. ALL of them were homeopathic. No doctor recommends ANY cold medication for kids, so the snake oil woo-peddlers have found a way to worm themselves into actual drug stores and nobody seems to care.
Anyway, apparently the same stupid shield from being shut down by those with half a brain applies to religious materials promising similar garbage. I'm of the opinion that if you choose this junk, you have to sign a waiver that denies actual medical treatment to you for whatever your ailment is, unless it's an infectious disease, in which case you're quarantined until you accept real treatment or you die of whatever stupidity you've chosen for yourself. At least then you won't endanger others. |
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Victoria Jackson confronts a superhero in Tampa
08/28/12, 16:00
Which adds to the irony, given how he illegally immigrated from Krypton and all. |
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The Wiki Weapon
08/28/12, 15:36
I dunno about steel. For one, plastic doesn't set off metal detectors, so making a non-metallic projectile to go with your plastic gun would make them perhaps still not the most stable weapon ever, but certainly one that's invisible to metal detectors.
The ability to conceal a such a weapon in a casing that can look like almost anything your printer can produce could pose a security challenge that's pretty difficult to detect under current methods. |
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Welcome to your Future
08/28/12, 10:01
It means that the old "your life is going to be a soulless meaningless existence" trope is pretty tired and has been since the 1960's, if not before. Given that work has long been referred to as "the rat race," the metaphor here is hardly original.
It's like someone making a claymation about how nerdy guys have no hope with hot chicks because they wear thick glasses and play D&D. |
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(An Alleged) Mitt Romney Talks About Touring a Chinese Factory
08/28/12, 04:29
For all the liberal media BS I keep hearing, just once I'd love to have someone actually ask Romney or any other high-level GOP douchebags something along the lines of "if giving the rich a tax cut is supposed to increase jobs and wages for the lower 99% of Americans, why hasn't it worked for the last 40 years as the taxes for the wealthy have steadily declined?"
Electric shocks should be administered to the interviewee until they give a halfway coherent answer. |
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Project GKR
08/28/12, 03:18
Wow. I vaguely remember the name of this series but never watched it. Because of the tags and Billy West's voice (not to mention Geeker looking a lot like Fry), I almost thought this was an episode of Futurama doing a send-up of anime and/or Heavy Metal.
I almost want the Futurama crew to re-cut these scenes, dub in new dialog for everyone but Fry/Geeker, and make a new story out of it.
In their copius spare time, of course. |
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