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|Advanced Shaving Techniques|
I watched all of this.
|Judge Judy--Goth Girl Loses Cat to Ex-Boyfriend, Has Emotional Breakdown|
He's certainly got the hair for it.
|The Best of Judge Judy|
Fixed. Byrd is a lucky man.
|Jesus died for your donuts|
Well, it's not the trimorphic Protennoia. Granted, jelly is the perfect Glory, but you can see it leaking out of the doughnut, so it's not the immeasurable Invisible One who is hidden. There was no transfer of my love of jelly, so it can't be Gnosis, either.
Man, I want a doughnut right about now.
|Lawyer Destroyed on 'the People's Court'|
I think the lawyer cancelled his weekly session with his dominatrix after that piece of action.
|Don't smoke in the freezer|
Bloth sure had some awkward teenage years.
|Jesus died for your donuts|
I went to see this guy at a church when I was a kid. Nice guy!
Then again, he was a nice guy who was using doughnuts to teach kids the truth of the sole surviving Roman mystery religion.
Ah, well. Was Christ the jelly-filled doughnut? Those were always my favorites.
|Pakistani child abuse PSA 2|
"Here, Nomi! Help me take the speakers, the tower, and the monitor into your room so we can watch this action movie!"
At least the desk has wheels for this purpose.
|Pakistani child abuse PSA|
Yeah? Well, my molester let me drive, bought me ice cream, AND let me play 'All-Star' by Smash Mouth on the car radio!
|Jesse Ventura's Speech at the Ron Paul Rally 08|
Right. Take your pick between the socialists and the socialists. "Dude, are you voting Green or Democrat this year?"
|Sean Hannity goes head to head with Jesse Ventura (with words, unfortunatly)|
Never try to get the last word in on a professional wrestler.
1990s WCW LJ: Randy Savage and Scott Hall used to cut promos together in the nWo. Since the wrestling business is all about psychology, both wrestlers kept attempting to get the last word in and therefore be the last one remembered in the collective conscious of those viewing at home. The two-minute promo ended with a Macho Man "Ooh yeah!", only for Scott Hall to continue speaking. They continued in this fashion for an additional five minutes for a SEVEN MINUTE backstage promo before the backstage guys finally cut to a commercial to get them to knock it off.
For the record? Macho Man won.
'Gaming During the Obama Years'.
|A bored Bill Cosby invites himself to the NFL draft|
"AHM BILL COSBY NUMBAH FORTY-THREE: FOOTBALL COSBY!"
|The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing + Heavenly Bank Account|
Zappa at his most inspirational.
|Fonzie Ends Segregation|
"Yo, Mr. C!" The 'c' stands for 'colored'!
|The Maxx - promo|
Julie (While tied up): "Let me guess: I'm supposed to be every cheerleader and prom queen that ever turned you down for a date. So, you tie me up, and as I lay hear whimpering and begging, you finally achieve some sort of tawdry sexual revenge?"
Mr. Gone: "Well, there goes that idea."
|Andy Shaw Messes Up On the Air|
Play him off, keyboard cat.
|The Onion - Police Slog Through 40,000 Insipid Party Pics To Find Cause Of Dorm Fire|
HOLLA IF UR AT #THEFIRE!
|The Twisted Tales of Felix the Cat: Guardian Idiot|
Or when you have a family of pigs greedily hunkering down at the dinner-table in front of a cooked pig.
|Team Fortress 2: Meet The Spy|
"Red! No, wait. That's blood."