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JESUS CHRIST!!! WHAY IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?!
|Elke the four-day old Francois leaf monkey|
|Hammerfall - Hammerfall|
So close, yet SOOOOO far away.
|James Randi Speaks: Pigasus Awards 2008|
Listen, I'd 5 star Randi's stuff without even looking at it. On this occasion, simply for his crazy eyebrows.
|The Bike King and the Ten Commandments|
Keep kickin' butt, Jeebusism!
|OBLOY SYNDROME: 'Bluh Bleh' (Bone Gunner)|
You see, this sort of thing surpasses any measure of what we humans consider greatness. So until aliens or something give us WAY advanced comprehension stuff, 5 stars, I guess.
I don't have time for this. And believe me, I have time.
I think I smell international accolades.
|Worst Boxer Ever|
Oh my God. This dude fights EXACTLY like my stupid sister. From those slap-punches right down to how he takes knuckles to the yapper!
First of all, I'm 44, so you're gonna have to expand your demographics to the upside.
Goatsieb, der scheise schlange.
|Talking Fast in Slow Motion|
I can almost feel the mist.
|Sixth Sense Technology|
I'm still waiting for the personal Jet-Packs and wristwatch video-phones promised made 25 years ago.
|911 Call - Guy lost in woods in his Ferrari|
It would NOT surprise me to learn that there was nothing wrong with his car, and the RR tracks was just where he decided to stop and delegate his rescue to the local 911. Nothing says "I'm as useless as tits for hands" as a Texan with a Ferrari.
|DEATH TO ALL BUT METAL|
Dear Heavy Metal,
After completely imploding on yourself in the late '90s, what with your spandex pants and glossy lip stick, I didn't think it even possible for you to lower yourself any farther. And NOW you go and do something like this...
...AND COMPLETELY REDEAM YOURSELF!!!
Your faithful servant in Satan,
|Dell Support Call|
Boy, you can say THAT again. That guy was nothing but a cousin-lovin', possum-eatin' white trash DOUCHE BAG!!!!!
You know what else? That customer was a little touchy.
I'M HERE ALL WEEK, FOLKS! TTRY THE VEAL AND REMEBMER TO TIP YOUR WAITRESS!
|Smokey the Bear???|
For a fella who makes sucking such a priority, you'd think he'd be able to draw a bit more smoke.
|When 12 year olds play counter strike....with mics.|
COUNTER STRIKE: OPERATION ADOLESCENT RACE WAR!!!
|Nic Cage shills pachinko|
NIC CAGE PARTY STARTER
|The Non-Livingstons #001|
The juxtaposition of two odd ideas is NOTHING without the inclusion of the third magic ingredient... like IRONY or SATIRE or...