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Froggy Fresh - Dunked On
06/06/13, 12:47

I was just wondering the other day if he was up to anything.
HB6 APPROACH FAIL
06/06/13, 12:37

What made me so, well, happy isn't the right word because the fact that this guy exists is nothing to be happy about, but whatever - what makes the video great is that not seeing sargentpepperoni himself and only judging by the direction the woman's eyes move, it's really easy to pretent that what's happening off camera is

"are you looking for some lunch, or..." (point to schlong!!!).

I mean, he's probably holding something he picked up off a shelf, but he's definitely holding it at waist level so for all intents and purposes he really IS doing that. Which would make this the first concrete evidence I've seen of anyone actually pointing to schlong in real life.
HB6 APPROACH FAIL
06/06/13, 12:32

(point to schlong) goes back even farther than Mystery, the origin is lost somewhere in the 90s (hell, NLP is old enough it could even go back to 80s BBSes for all I know) and the earliest record I know of was a repost on the old Ross Jefferies Speed Seduction forums (which are already so old I've only seen reposts of that post). I've always had a feeling that wherever it was first posted, it was posted by a troll, because it's just too perfect. Here it is:



Pattern I

Purpose: To implant the idea of receiving pleasure from her ass.

Subject: Your Friend (who else?) Rod

Did I ever tell you about my friend Rod? Well, he's a damn cool guy, but he got a new job. Yeah, he's on the R&D team of some furniture company, (make up a name, Muncher Furniture perhaps?). Yeah, well he's working on a team and their job is to design the perfect chair. Did you ever have a favorite chair? (of course she sez yes) What was it like? I have to ask this stuff, maybe I can give Rod some ideas. (let her talk about the perfect chair). Feed her info back to her in the following part: Yeah, I know what you mean. Isn't it great how you can have a favorite seat, and after a hard, stressful day at work, you LOOK FORWARD TO PLOPPING YOUR ASS/BUTT DOWN on that seat (point to schlong). And then you get there and you see that seat (point to schlong) and you can already start to RELAX and FEEL SO GOOD just thinking about how great it will feel when you LOWER YOUR ASS ONTO THAT SEAT (point to schlong!!!) and think how great it will be to slowly SLIDE DOWN ONTO IT (point to schlong!!!).
HB6 APPROACH FAIL
06/06/13, 12:26

Also I don't know or care what the current consensus is on whether these folks are funny or not, this is a good, easy crash course in the PUA classics, too:

http://tinyurl.com/m3rsgn9
HB6 APPROACH FAIL
06/06/13, 12:22

All credit for those links (and my PUa spotting hobby in general) goes to the original Poe-News Seduction Community threads:

http://www.poe-news.com/forums/sp.php?pi=1002089965

(the first one, linked in the first post of the one above, features a couple posters trying to defend PUA and is amazing, but the link I posted is more educational)
HB6 APPROACH FAIL
06/06/13, 12:18

Slayer Goes to Church
All The Food Is Poison
Twittering and Facebooking At Your Own Wedding
Silent Hill Cosplay
06/06/13, 02:13

They impressed these people, too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=0iCh9_20FfA
Silent Hill Cosplay
06/06/13, 02:09

The mons pubis was projecting.
Silent Hill Cosplay
06/06/13, 02:09

It's just not worth it, though.
Silent Hill Cosplay
06/06/13, 02:08

As an ex and long time friend of mine recently said to me, the sad fact is the "can't get laid" part of the anime nerd stereotype is grossly exaggerated (unlike most of the other stereotypes), and the hotels at fandom cons in general and especially anime cons are pretty much an endless string of orgies.

I am absolutely confident she was speaking from both first and secondhand experience.
Orangina Indian
06/06/13, 01:51

Could use a "casual racism" tag.
HB6 ARE U SPANISH OPENER FAIL
06/06/13, 01:50

Around 2004 I lived with a recently single post-post doc who was 40 and was completely awesome, smart and warm person wit a great sense of humor and as a result he had a long line of girls half his age trying to jump his bones without him making any kind of deliberate effort to foster the situation and somehow it wasn't creepy. He also threw a unicorn themed costume party with over 200 guests once.

But he was still a complete freak, just in a good way.
jesus thinks you're a jerk
06/06/13, 01:43

And it's been at least a decade since I listened to it.
jesus thinks you're a jerk
06/06/13, 01:43

I was humming this in the bathroom last week.
HB6 APPROACH FAIL
06/06/13, 01:41

Even at the most low and awkward moments of adolescence I have never had the experience of someone reacting to me like this. Not even close. You have to try for this.
LUNCH WITH HB5's FROM WORK
06/06/13, 01:33

The comments. The fucking comments.
LUNCH WITH HB5's FROM WORK
06/06/13, 01:32

the https got you.

update dead link says the working one has already been submitted so I couldn't resubmit, but this is what you need:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa77LWdjkdI
A Talking Junkie!?! full
06/06/13, 01:26

This sketch is even funnier since I saw this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2UwPyxlewg
A Talking Junkie!?! full
06/06/13, 01:23

Like most Mr. Show stuff, it had too many people to even bother trying to give them all tags.
Gabrielle Chana Meets Her Trolls
06/06/13, 01:19

I was just thinking about it a couple hours ago, and I came up with a nice, concise analogy:

The difference between old-school, long game forum trolling and this kind of stuff is like the difference between Ali G and Jackass.

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