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SOUTHERN GANGSTER VAMPIRE
02/23/13, 20:02
I am now seriously disappointed that my user name isn't ImmortalWhiteTrash. |
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The Unbelievers
02/20/13, 17:59
This is ridiculous, there is substantially more proof for the unreality of Thor than there is for the weight of the electron, which no one argues. "Proof" as the word is being used here is a meaningless jargon term to turn an argument into schoolyard mind-slush.
There is a method for acquiring knowledge that humans have been using forever now, but the name slips my mind... the superstitious method? The religious method? The guess at it and say it loud method? It's right on the tip of my tongue... |
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Polite cat asks to be left alone
02/20/13, 17:46
Just pretend it's the opening of an Italian Western about cats. I don't think any aesthetics expert past and future would want you to endure unending hellish suffering due to an aspect ratio being backwards. |
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Game Of Thrones Theme on eight floppy drives
02/20/13, 17:41
Ultima Skrimp & Quest Online |
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Ray Kurzweil: Your Brain in the Cloud
02/20/13, 17:38
Noises in the mind does not intelligence make. Unending jargon certainly doesn't. |
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Skillful forefoot of Maru
02/20/13, 17:35
One of the Marus only has the dexterity to one star a video, the other is fully articulated. |
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The Unbelievers
02/20/13, 17:34
Don't think so small, the fact that somewhere in somehow somewhen the possibility of nonexistence became impossible and therefore reality requires no shitsucking God and is stupendously profound.
You diss our electric meat like you all know something better when you do not.
Religion is too small a fucking word for anything important, even atheism. |
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Kittens on the Beat
02/20/13, 17:29
Stars. |
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Glock 50 Round Drums
02/20/13, 17:25
That is one hell of a big explosive target right there next to his kidneys. No one involved in the design of this dumbass drum ever played Mechwarrior. |
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BUCKET OF SLOTHS
02/20/13, 17:22
Trips to the sloth orchard are memories that children cherish all their lives. |
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Hubris: Selling the Iraq War
02/19/13, 12:56
So which dems are going to prosecute Obama for war crimes?
None. |
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Outpost Intro - an awful Sierra Online game from 1994
02/19/13, 12:46
... meanwhile at NASA...
"Oh crap, an earth killing asteroid is heading right for us!"
"Damn, I never wanted to use our interstellar warp drive technology under these critical circumstances, but now we have no choice..."
"What? Can't we just..."
"Prepare the List of Two Hundred Females, I will take my place on the command deck of the Earth Defense Force flag ship at 0930 and set sail away from this grave of humanity for the New Hope Kingdom."
"But..., we have a missile defense shie..."
"If only all hope weren't lost, Jeff, you could come too. Alas." |
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Calorie Label Lies
02/19/13, 12:34
What's neat is that the lesson here is that most of these restaurants weren't lying, just had the margin of error of most of the electronics in the devices used to measure the calories, and that only the super health food company lied their asses off. |
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Trailer: Lockout (2012)
02/19/13, 12:27
This movie will cause another ten years of bored internet "science fiction is bullshit" comments. The action in this trailer literally plods, and the blinky dark fadey bullshit just makes you want it to stay dark and go away. |
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Louie CK goes on Jay Leno, brings up white privilege
02/19/13, 12:24
"Don't tell the band that!"
Oh my fucking god. |
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Peter Palpin aka The Knight of the Light
02/19/13, 12:19
I feel surprisingly bad for this guy. |
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The Nick 'Spike' Bravo starving dog saga
02/19/13, 12:13
... and then the monster snatched him into the woods carrying him away screaming.
If you get this joke don't mention it, it's embarrassing. |
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The Clop Cave
02/19/13, 12:08
I know people who keep a futon in their office for guests. I'm going with the "guest bedroom" hypothesis because that is the one that turns out most hilarious in my mind. |
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Hubris: Selling the Iraq War
02/19/13, 12:03
Every government on earth is run by violence minded criminals and the only change that will happen is climate change, this is the lesson of the 21st century. |
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Gerri Willis: Poor Children Don't Deserve Preschool
02/19/13, 11:58
I just read an article that said scientists have developed a brain scan that can guess your political affiliation with 82% accuracy, and that the main flag for determination is that Republicans make decisions in the flight or fight center of the brain. This means they are not biologically capable of making decisions with reason.
The only solution is radical genetic engineering of their offspring or isolation for the purpose of a gradual and powerless extinction. |
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