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|Insufferable Child Reviews Inception|
"However, one of my major pet peeves with films is when conversations among characters are used to explain what's going on."
THAT'S CALLED DIALOGUE, SHORT-PANTS.
My main problem with the movie-critic tone in general--now that I'm reminded--is that every single critic using the tone, without fail, sound like they are appraising the appeal and sustainability of a piece of high live theater, like an Albee revival at the Atalantic or something. But really they're just talking cleverly about Aliens vs. Predators, or Transformers, and it always seems misplaced.
|Battle of the Bods|
I'm glad somebody finally put to the film the issues and rifts that foster the blood-filled feud between the East LA Girls and the Riverside Bitches. So many lives unjustly lost over what often amounted to no even half of a Louie Vitton purse.
Also, East LA Girls and Riverside Bitches sounds like to options you could select in Rollergames for the NES.
I didn't think this video was half bad.
I thought it was ALL bad oahhhhh!!
I can't help but notice urgency on the Asian girl's face when she exclaims "He's making hamburgers!" It looks like she realizes that the boy, no doubt wracked with starvation and exhaustion from earning an honest day's wage for his ungrateful family, had to cook his own hamburger--in his own house he has built himself no less--despite the making of food being not being his primary responsibilty.
"He's making hamburgers!"
SUBTEXT: "Oh, shit, I forgot to cook for him! NO!"
She has brought shame on her family, and on her grandfather, who is deceased.
|Morbid curiosity leading many voters to support Palin|
There's no way the "Choose Your Own Adventure" Palin-presidency book doesn't already exist, so I'm going to assume Onion copied the idea.
Also, her show's selling point tag-line was funnier than most of the sketch, and the sketch was pretty funny.
|Natalie Portman's Nerdy Laugh|
OH GOD MAKE IT STOP
|How 'that' works|
"That's right, kids. It's me, Charles Barkley. With my new Nike air-pump penis, I can carouse to the whole longer, faster, and with less wasted energy than when carousing with the competition, keeping me---and my penis---in the game!"
***Charles dunks on someone with an erection***
"WOW! Thanks Charles!"
NEW Nike Air-Pump-Penis Enhancement! At Footlocker!
|Soulja Boy Anime Diss|
Man, I remember nerd-core back in the day being a movement that had something to SAY.
What has happened to this industry?
Shining a light directly into the eyes of a nocturnal creature.
|Ceiling fan DIY project|
He just wanted a better environment to experiment on E with. Some colored light bulbs, cardboard over the window, and he's got it.
|Adventure Time: Ultimate Evil|
I'd be ok with my kid watching this.
|Mr. T - I am somebody|
OH GOD THEY'RE GOING TO SING AREN'T THEY
OH GOD THEY ARE
|Thousands Of Birds Fall Dead In Arkansas|
Finally, I get to show New York Film School the filmographer they rejected and, in his dejection, went to go work for the evening news in Arkansas filming floods. But not today.
NOW THEY'LL SEE.
|Weird Al presents: The Eternal Question|
I loved American Beauty, but I don't remember this.
|10 Video games that should have been|
I see what they did. See, they took old 80's movies and moments reminiscent of 80's popular culture, and they imagined the references through the lens of 8-bit graphics.
|The Brothers Mario|
Toad spends all day playing NBA 2k11 as the Miami Heat and smoking blunts--until his cell phone rings.
|Ronald McDonald's Daughter|
Pun involving the phrase "special sauce."
|A Semi-Alphabetical Listing Of Black Actors With Speaking Roles On Friends|
"You want me...to watch friends?"
"I want you to WANT to watch friends."
|Dale Gribble solves the Chuck Mangione mystery|
The way he takes them down is so anti-climactic and hysterical.
|Alternate ending to the Yogi Bear movie|
On through the houses of the dead past those fallen in their tracks.
Always movin' ahead and never lookin' back.
Now I don't know how I feel, I don't know how I feel tonight.
If I've fallen 'neath the wheel, if I've lost or I've gained sight;
I don't even know why, I don't know why I made this call,
Or if any of this matters anymore after all.
But the stars are burnin' bright like some mystery uncovered.
I'll keep movin' through the dark with you in my heart,
My blood brother