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Le Grand Sommeil
12/20/09, 22:02
They made a full length feature:
http://movies.nytimes.com/movie/458010/A-Town-Called-Panic/overview
It sounds AMAZING. |
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Tomba! Opening Movie (PSX)
12/20/09, 07:56
Godhand is just okay - here are some GOOD beat em ups for you to not play Camonk:
Violent Storm: Tomba! fans take note: There are pigs in this game! You can't hump them, but they follow you around and if you try to pick them up, they turn into footballs which you can throw at enemies. The football bouncing physics are startlingly good for a game not about football. Gameplay is basically Final Fight but the aesthetics are sort of a cross between Fist of the North Star and Aerobics. Fun!!!!!
Knuckle Bash: This game is awesome. You are a pro wrestler trying to take down a corrupt wrestling organisation to bring back honour and dignity to the profession. There is an Elvis guy you can be whose special is to create an electric guitar out of electricity which sucks up all the bad guys when you play it. Or something, it's pretty hard to tell what's going on. There is a hotel stage where you just go around beating up valets and bellhops with their little luggage carriers. The main villain is amazing - he's this hugely obese guy with a pig's head surgically attached to his face. So I guess Tomba! fans will like this too!
The best beat em ups of all time are as follows:
1. Aliens vs Predator
2. Knuckle Bash
3. Violent Storm
4. The Punisher
5. Dungeons and Dragons - Shadow Over Mystara
6. Golden Axe - Revenge of Death=Adder
7. Ninja Baseball Bat Man
8. Night Slashers
9. Tecmo Knight
10. Blade Master
Note the absense of God Hand (and Streets of Rage 2 & 3 for that matter, you phony faggots)
Also, Camonk, you should play Kirby's Dreamland 3 - it will make you question your gaming sexuality! You have this fatty cat friend who rolls you around like a ball and rubs you on his belly to charge you with static electricity! Then play Yoshi's Island, because that is the best game of all time other than Aliens vs Predator!!!!! Bonk's Adventure is awesome too (the ARCADE VERSION - not the PC engine version, which is just kind of dulll). Also also, Spelunky is a platformer and that game is cooool! |
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Let's Enhance
12/19/09, 18:40
Enhance the z axis! |
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Cornelius - Eyes
12/19/09, 14:01
lots of eyes |
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HOLY COW!
12/19/09, 11:21
Looks sort of like the Prince symbol. |
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Small Wonder - VICKI kills a turtle
12/18/09, 21:53
I barely remember this show at all, but I do remember thinking the redhead was vastly less irritating than Vicki and that fat cunt little boy. Vicki infuriated my five-year-old self - I think it was just that the actress was somehow too terrible to come off as a convincing robot. |
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Small Wonder - VICKI kills a turtle
12/18/09, 19:18
This right here. THIS is what you call a COMMENT. |
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Small Wonder - VICKI kills a turtle
12/18/09, 17:29
If that is canned laughter and not a studio audience, I will feel a little better. A little. |
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The psychotic rant against women that got RavenGaigeSmith3 banned (mirrored)
12/18/09, 13:40
Kind of sad this guy got banned from the 'tubes. I have a feeling he was just getting started with the crazy. |
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Dawn Davenport is Eating a Meatball Sandwich Right out in Class!
12/18/09, 13:34
That is such a great book. I recommend that to people who don't even know who John Waters is. |
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BBC Earth: Capuchin Monkeys Cracking Nuts
12/18/09, 13:30
Every time they lifted up one of those rocks I squirmed. Don't crush your little toes, monkeys! |
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screen clean
12/17/09, 21:39
I need to set this as my screensaver. |
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This is the saddest thing I have ever seen.
12/17/09, 13:49
TROLL
I think we need some more of youtube's comedian celebs up in heah. I am thinking especially of raywilliamjohnson who is very awful. |
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Zero Punctuation: Demon's Souls
12/17/09, 12:42
Really, I don't insist that games be hard or punishing or whatever. My second favourite game of all time is Kirby's Dreamland 3! 'Punishing' isn't *innately* bad tho - there is a right way and a wrong way to do this stuff. Arbitrary deaths, cheap hits etc suck ie. Sierra adventure games and a ton of old NES games, but 'you fail, do it again' is something it's possible to get right you know? Like, randomised elements, not being forced to repeat stretches of gameplay that are just tedious or rote etc. |
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Zero Punctuation: Demon's Souls
12/17/09, 12:25
That was meant to be a blah blah blah. |
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Zero Punctuation: Demon's Souls
12/17/09, 12:24
har
Just oversensitive I guess. Little surprised at being taken to task over some off the cuff remarks that didn't seem any worse than anything else other people were saying, tbh. |
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Zero Punctuation: Demon's Souls
12/17/09, 12:22
It was a social experiment! |
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Zero Punctuation: Demon's Souls
12/17/09, 11:53
That is not NEARLY funny enough. |
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Zero Punctuation: Demon's Souls
12/17/09, 11:40
No games you like have good gameplay or atmosphere. Your comment is mystifying. Anyway, the best game of all time is Aliens vs Predator arcade so WRONG AGAIN.
ANYWAY: I don't even think Demon's Souls is all that great. It's a decent time but it's not totally amazing like you see a lot of tards say it is. I like hard games okay tho. Spelunky is awesome! If any of you fags have a problem with THAT game then booooooo. |
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Zero Punctuation: Demon's Souls
12/17/09, 11:27
Riskbreaker: Silent Hill 2 is a goddamn terrible game. It plays like shit and is every bit as atmospheric as Dynasty Warriors. The puzzles are laughably bad, and the game IS NOT SCARY. It is even worse than your beloved Kojima-sama's Metal Gear Solid series and the execrable Vagrant Story. |
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