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|Tonetta needs help|
Link to the indiegogo campaign, if you're feeling charitable: http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/tonetta-wants-you
|Addressing the Lack of Female Libertarians|
Orgasms are liberal propaganda?
|Ultimate Thanksgiving Gravy|
EASY TO FIND IN HIGH-END GROCERY STORES.
"Excuse me, shopkeep, but where dost thou keep the Xantham gum and rendered duck fat? I wish to make some jus gras, you ignorant serf."
|The living embodiment of ALPHA MALE, Bravo the PUA tells you how to get girls on Plenty Of Fish|
Do all PUAs use the American Gladiator naming scheme? I guess it feels better to accept horrible life tips from a guy named "Bravo" or "Vagizard" than plain old Martin or Harold.
I couldn't actually watch after his choice of opening story. I'm assuming the rest is all about how to have joyless sex with women you don't even like, so that you can tell other PUAs about how you totally put your penis in so many ladies even though some of them kind of said no a few times.
|Who goes to a PUA convention?|
He's shaped like one of the robots from Portal 2 with a human head jammed on top. I feel bad for thinking that.
|New Nickelback video stars Jason Alexander, and Jason Alexander, for some reason|
My guess is that Jason Alexander wrote and directed this as an attempt at reviving his career. He tried submitting it to Sundance and Cannes, but they just mailed him back rejection letters smeared with human shit, which reminded him of Nickelback, and here we are.
It bothers me more than it should that he's now starring in trash Nickelback videos. This guy was George Costanza and Duckman, and now he's in this and doing the worst guest spots ever on Criminal Minds. I guess he's still better off than Kramer though.
|Jay Leno's joke about Casey Anthony bombs.|
"Did the mic off?"
Yes Jay. The mic offed.
Or maybe you just flubbed an already shitty non-joke? I had to listen to it 5 times before realizing he said "clueless", and not "coolest" or "cruelest".
|Music Video For Emily |
This guy calls himself "The Wrecking Ball"
Not sure if it's worth its own submission: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz2NyPz0gQE
|My Crazy Obession Grown Up|
5 vomiting stars for him putting a baby diaper inside his adult diaper.
|Abby and Brittany Promo|
See the one-bodied girls!
|Louis CK on the Tosh rape joke controversy|
For Canadians: http://watch.thecomedynetwork.ca/#clip722076
|My Full Length 'The Godfather' Reenactment (Canceled)|
Everything about this is depressing.
He probably could have reached his goal if he hadn't cancelled it though, despite having some of the worst pledge rewards I've seen. You only actually get the DVD if you pledge $30 to $49, but then he limited that one to 50 available. The other pledge rewards are all variations on what he shits on his business card.
Most importantly, I couldn't ever sit through this guy farting his way through 3 hours of anything.
|Stoplight: In the Eyes of the Law |
I think I'm too dumb or Canadian to understand what this was supposed to make me afraid of.
|I don't take no orders from no woman|
Ehorse? His name... his name is Ehorse?
|Courtney Stodden pretends to be a cat|
I had to stop at the hairball, so 5 evil stars.
It's rather fitting though, since this Courtney Stodden thing is the hairball that the human race coughed up.
|Paralysed woman moves robot with her mind|
The new lowest form of sex will be when someone uses this to jerk off. Attach a Wankbot to a RealDoll and thousands of men will never be seen again.
|Nicki Minaj Super Bass (Cover)|
I knew there was "too fat to see your feet" fat, but now I know that there's "too fat to open your eyes" fat.
|Russia Road Rage|
A minimum of 0.15.
|JUGGALO RYDA SONG NUMBER 6 |
How come his head went through puberty but his voice didn't?
While watching this video I realized I've never thought about Birds having sex. Weird.