|al k duh|
|Flava Flav's Fried Chicken!|
As an Iowan, I agree. There are, like, three sizable cities in Iowa, where Flav could have conceivably sold the shit out of some chicken (Des Moines, Iowa City, and Ames). Location, location, location.
|Scientist gets too close to lava lake!|
|Courtney Stodden interview|
who the fuck ARE these people?
|What liberal women don't understand about liberal men|
it helps if you don't look him in the eye.
|Five Second Films: Getting To Know Her|
these are for you.
|People of Wal-Mart on Fox News|
ok, yes, five stars blah blah blah.
but seriously. when are people on this poeTV going to learn to tell the difference between FOX NEWS and local news programs that happen to air on fox affiliates? sweet fucking christ.
|Jurassic Park: Clever girl|
chumbucket: this is from jurassic park 1. you're a moron.
|Tina Fey talks about her facial scar.|
michael k. williams (omar from the wire and chalky from boardwalk empire) has a huge scar on his face. tina fey also has a huge scar.
huge scars are sure signs of badass-ness.
|911 call of kid set on fire by bullies|
if someone did this to me, and i lived, i would not rest until they were dead. fuck the law.
|Judge Judy at Half Speed|
why?! why is it so funny?!!?
|Coppercab is....well... judge for yourself.|
my god, it's become self-aware.
it must be destroyed.
|Isabella Rossellini talks about bedbugs|
jesus FUCKING christ.
|Stringer Bell's Space Pizza Delivery Service|
stringer's got to pay for those community college business classes somehow.
|Male genital mutilation ritual from The Human Sexes|
desmond morris saved my parents from ever having to tell me about the birds and the bees. and sex.
|Ukraine is game to you?!|
fabio also talks like rorschach. five stars!
|Glenn Beck is going blind|
i like how he follows up his slam on health care reform with a joke about how shitty his doctor is.
this is beautiful beautiful justice and my only hope is that beck's decline is slow and excruciating, culminating in autoerotic asphyxiation. and child porn.
every time he's about to cry, i think he may also shit his pants.
|you're not gonna have a problem before you start|
oh you crazy brits/aussies/kiwis and your amazing sense of comedy.
"can you google something for me?"
|MMA guy forgets he's not in a movie and pulls off a flying scissors leg lock|
manhunt! where is your god now?!
also five stars for a ludicrously unexpected win by that tiny asian man.
|Librarians Do Gaga|
so apparently when i start the MLIS program, it will be like when me and two other guys signed up for yoga in gym class. but for two straight years.
thanks poetv, for reaffirming my career choices.
|Zero Punctuation - Monster Hunter Tri|
flyover states? well in 40 years, all you dildos will live in the sail-over states. because you'll be underwater. i guess what i'm really trying to say is: fuck you.