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Hambeast watches 'Eclipse' trailer
03/16/10, 18:24
It is unforunate that it has become aware of its audience and of itself.
The obvious preparation that went into this video: the use of makeup, the lighting, the warnings to turn down your speakers and insincere apologies for her hysterics before she even sees the trailer: all of this is the behavior of a creature that knows it is in a cage and knows how to get attention.
Unlike its other videos, we aren't watching a stupid animal jumping in alarm at the sound of its own brain farting. We are seeing a trained monkey perform something rehearsed.
This is a less interesting flavor of human failure.
Five stars. |
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Eric Cartman had a change of heart.
03/16/10, 06:01
I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS THREAD.
FIVE STARS. |
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Tattoo PSA
03/16/10, 05:29
needs 'irrelevancy of subculture' tag |
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Chris-Chan: 'I NEED You!'
03/16/10, 05:20
CAN YOU FEEL THE THANATOS TONIGHT?! |
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Infinite Undiscovery: The Dinner Dance
03/16/10, 05:17
INIFINITTO ANDUSUKABARI. |
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Dark Energy and the Runaway Universe
03/15/10, 19:07
Five stars for a discussion about cosmology coming back to a sloppy soap opera written by dilettantes.
Evil. |
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Failed Poet
03/15/10, 17:51
"give me an emotion."
"clumsiness"
Perfect. |
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Rotund, misogynistic street preacher predicts armageddon, mass gang rapes
03/15/10, 16:34
Religion. |
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The amazing Tenga!
03/15/10, 16:33
HOLE LOTION. |
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Tim & Eric Awesome Show - Cinco I-Jammer
03/15/10, 16:29
Oh one of these videos. |
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Acting Reel of an aspiring Z list actress
03/14/10, 23:19
FYI the whole 'x-list' function, where x= the actor's cultural relevance is really only used to classify actors who get paid for the work they do, however awful or unwanted, in other words: it is used to classify actors.
This is either a trophy wife or a trust fundie who has decided to pretend to be an actor.
She is not an actor.
not even a z-list one. |
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Sarah Palin's resignation speech
03/14/10, 22:19
Who? |
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Why Cecco Beppe Does Not Die
03/14/10, 21:40
This is what art history MFA's do with their expensive degrees.
This really needs a 'Brooklyn' tag. |
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Exercise Ball Mayhem
03/14/10, 21:22
More of this sort of thing! |
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Billy Zane talks about his spirtual side
03/14/10, 21:05
So much bullshit. Delicious. |
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Geko makeup.
03/14/10, 18:20
Absolutely hideous.
Five stars for 7:32 |
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Guy who went to HELL interviewed on Fox News!
03/14/10, 17:53
"Catholicism" is a denomination of Christianity.
This whole spot makes no theological sense from any denominational perspective.
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The Taco Bell Diet
03/14/10, 16:58
"i wanted to be realistic. I didn't want to give up fast food."
Evil! |
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ABC Nightline segment on Juggalos
03/14/10, 16:38
Five stars for "the fat one"
Is this documented somewhere? |
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God Hates Lady Gaga - No Poker Face
03/13/10, 16:15
This is so boring. |
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