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|Bucket of pus|
Put. Put the chorus. Sorry guys, I've explained before it's REALLY hard to type underwater.
|Bucket of pus|
The person who uploaded this really missed the obvious thing to do and pur the chorus from Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" as a score to this. Uncreative sound design loses a star.
I want to know what this guy thinks of CWC, and what CWC thinks of him. How can we make them fight? It would be like Sarah Palin fighting with that woman with Downs Syndrome who was on Family Guy.
|Pug Screams For Help|
|'High' Jump Fail|
KILL YOUR MEMES.
Man, the voice cracking was so perfectly on cue.
|Westboro Baptist Church - God Hates the World|
I share your joy.
|Samurai Samuel L. Jackson Plots to Steal the Blood of Heracles While Torturing Retarded Clones|
This is unbelievable.
|PyongYang Traffic Ladies|
They have cars in DPRK?
|Hyper Psycho Dog PART 2: The Doggening|
|The Adventures Of Mark Twain - The Mysterious Stranger|
Baudrillard would refer to this post as simulacrum of a simulacrum of a simulation of Mark Twain.
|I am receiving a message from Pfhor High Command|
MESSAGE RECIEVED. CONFIRMATION CIGNA CIGNA ATOLL. GLORY TSTHOGGUA.
|Deleted Scene From 'Chasing Amy'|
I saw him speak at an event (no that wasn't why I was there)
The first thing that struck me was how morbidly obese he was. Like holy-shit-how-does-that-happen-fat.
As I was trying to correlate this he started talking about how hot his wife is. She was sitting in the front row. Proceeded to relate how hot his wife was to his success, how being as successful as he is, allowed him, a huge gross fat guy with a tiny dick (a paraphrase of his words) gets to now fuck this hot woman.
Then he invited the whole audience to fuck his wife to see how good she was, so they could understand how lucky he is.
What is he, like, in his 40's?
The guy has no class, in all the wrong, not-hip-or-cool-or-transgressive ways. He is just gross and mediocre and can't stop bragging about it.
Hate to say it, but he is a typical American.
|5 Second Films: And no harsh chemicals!|
To slash open your throat and jerk off into it?
|American Astronaut Finds God In Space|
Watched it. He didn't 'find god'. He phrased all of his rhetorical questions, the ones he found insite about, he phrased them all in terms of a god he clearly already believed in.
Not nearly as compelling as an unbeliever 'finding god' as the title suggests.
|I Am A Motherfu**er - a documentary about the Epic Beard Man|
Sorry, but what the fuck do all these fucking distotred guitar chords have to do with his story?
Why do we have to listen to them?
|My friends destroy an NES controller made of snow in slow motion.|
Someone was asking about the definition of a hipster. . .
|Vaccinated By FORCE, NOW AUTISTIC|
These are yours.
|Japanese Commerical for Tiny Toons video game|
Psilocybin mushrooms were legal in Japan during the epoch of 8bit absurdity which, I think explains alot.
|VampiricSpektor on trolls|
JESUS CHRIST STOP.