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Bucket of pus
03/03/10, 19:27
Put. Put the chorus. Sorry guys, I've explained before it's REALLY hard to type underwater. |
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Bucket of pus
03/03/10, 19:20
The person who uploaded this really missed the obvious thing to do and pur the chorus from Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" as a score to this. Uncreative sound design loses a star. |
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VampiricSpektor apologizes
03/03/10, 17:36
I want to know what this guy thinks of CWC, and what CWC thinks of him. How can we make them fight? It would be like Sarah Palin fighting with that woman with Downs Syndrome who was on Family Guy. |
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Pug Screams For Help
03/03/10, 12:58
such noises! |
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'High' Jump Fail
03/03/10, 12:57
KILL YOUR MEMES. |
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VampiricSpektor apologizes
03/03/10, 04:28
SO.....VErrRrYYYy....ANGRY
Man, the voice cracking was so perfectly on cue.
Perfect. |
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Westboro Baptist Church - God Hates the World
03/03/10, 03:58
I share your joy. |
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Samurai Samuel L. Jackson Plots to Steal the Blood of Heracles While Torturing Retarded Clones
03/02/10, 23:21
This is unbelievable.
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PyongYang Traffic Ladies
03/02/10, 19:44
They have cars in DPRK? |
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Hyper Psycho Dog PART 2: The Doggening
03/02/10, 18:36
Yes. |
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The Adventures Of Mark Twain - The Mysterious Stranger
03/02/10, 14:53
Baudrillard would refer to this post as simulacrum of a simulacrum of a simulation of Mark Twain.
(dupe) |
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I am receiving a message from Pfhor High Command
03/02/10, 14:26
MESSAGE RECIEVED. CONFIRMATION CIGNA CIGNA ATOLL. GLORY TSTHOGGUA. |
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Deleted Scene From 'Chasing Amy'
03/02/10, 14:16
I saw him speak at an event (no that wasn't why I was there)
The first thing that struck me was how morbidly obese he was. Like holy-shit-how-does-that-happen-fat.
As I was trying to correlate this he started talking about how hot his wife is. She was sitting in the front row. Proceeded to relate how hot his wife was to his success, how being as successful as he is, allowed him, a huge gross fat guy with a tiny dick (a paraphrase of his words) gets to now fuck this hot woman.
Then he invited the whole audience to fuck his wife to see how good she was, so they could understand how lucky he is.
What is he, like, in his 40's?
The guy has no class, in all the wrong, not-hip-or-cool-or-transgressive ways. He is just gross and mediocre and can't stop bragging about it.
Hate to say it, but he is a typical American. |
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5 Second Films: And no harsh chemicals!
03/02/10, 00:18
To slash open your throat and jerk off into it?
Okay. |
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American Astronaut Finds God In Space
03/02/10, 00:01
Watched it. He didn't 'find god'. He phrased all of his rhetorical questions, the ones he found insite about, he phrased them all in terms of a god he clearly already believed in.
Not nearly as compelling as an unbeliever 'finding god' as the title suggests. |
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I Am A Motherfu**er - a documentary about the Epic Beard Man
03/01/10, 20:57
Sorry, but what the fuck do all these fucking distotred guitar chords have to do with his story?
Why do we have to listen to them? |
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My friends destroy an NES controller made of snow in slow motion.
03/01/10, 20:35
Someone was asking about the definition of a hipster. . . |
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Vaccinated By FORCE, NOW AUTISTIC
03/01/10, 19:58
These are yours. |
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Japanese Commerical for Tiny Toons video game
03/01/10, 19:45
Psilocybin mushrooms were legal in Japan during the epoch of 8bit absurdity which, I think explains alot. |
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VampiricSpektor on trolls
03/01/10, 19:19
JESUS CHRIST STOP. |
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