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|Saved By the Bell - Time Out|
Come on, what kind of pussy bet is 1:1 odds? Why not make a bet on whether there's a fan-made character for Hey Dude! who's half vampire and has a mysterious, dark past, wish-granting powers and two dicks?
|Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016 |
Majority of Americans Dead, Don't Know It Yet
|Tropes vs. Women vs. Bullying|
While we're talking about crowdfunding, I just wanna go ahead and point out that Penny Arcade's kickstarter project to become "ad-free" (because buhhhhhhhh), in blatant defiance of the very principle of Kickstarter, has garnered over $500k already:
And just so everyone stops getting their shorts in a twist, here's a an already successfully crowdfunded documentary on how guys in games are really just as much victims of discrimination as girls, honest!
Fair's fair, right?
|Just Cause 2: Superman Mod|
Above everything else, it was the flapping arms that killed me.
|Richard Mourdock cries after getting raped in the election |
He was just asking for it, wearing that slutty tie.
Recommending "A BLOO BLOO BLOO" tag here
| Obama's the Last President. I'm 99.5% Sure, the future Antichrist. The Rapture is IMMINENT!!! |
Thirteen minutes just to say one word? Either this guy's a former senator, or he's aiming for a world record.
Incidentally, how many Antichrists are we up to now?
|United States Presidential Race|
Bewildering in so many ways. I like the little back-and-forth elephant trot, though.
|Peter Weller - 1987 - On set interview - RoboCop|
Five stars for Robocop, another five for Peter Weller... dammit, I can't give it enough.
|Beck: Americans 'dead inside', 'have to be destroyed' if Obama is reelected|
When you get right down to it, is there really a difference?
"We are not an angry nation. We do not listen to demagogues..."
Not anymore we fucking don't, Bibleman.
|Fox News, Karl Rove Argue Over The Outcome In Ohio|
Aw, looks like this video cut out all of Rove's insane arithmetic somersaults from his attempt to explain how the race could still be too close to call. All the breakdowns and facade-drops at FOX News when the results were declared were just the sweetest possible icing on the cake.
|'The White Establishment Is Now The Minority' - Bill O'Reilly|
Guys he's right you know I voted for Obama and as soon as the election was called I turned black as a moonless midnight it was awesome
|Rick Joyner - Satan Is Using Gays & Other Useful Idiots to Bring America Down|
It's the exact sort of too-obvious pseudonymity that only the True Christian in a Chick tract would see through. I wonder if his chief administrator is named B. L. Zebub.
|Ohio Romney Rally - Interviews with Supporters |
"Die off"? I'm sorry, did you miss all the twentysomething chucklefucks chortling about how Romney's gonna GIT IT DUN, whatever the fuck IT is?
We're not going to just magically all get enlightened and "move on" from ignorant people being fed a bunch of scare-mongering bullshit so the guy telling it can take power and do whatever he fucking wants before anyone's the wiser. We haven't moved on for centuries.
The average mermaid has hair teeming with diseased parasites and secretes a combination of neurotoxins potent enough to kill an orca in minutes from the "breasts" on its ventral side.
|Michele Bachmann denies she engages in political speech|
You can't hurt inside when you're already dead there.
|Some Irish Gentlemen Unblock a Toilet|
Good thing he closed the lid.
|Crazy Transforming Table|
Yeah, I kinda hope this is just a prototype, because that resetting motion seems designed to cost you a thumb at least.
|Objectivism in the Hood|
Isn't there supposed to be an obvious strawman in these Xtranormal cartoons? Because I think they're both correct on certain points: homie on the right when he says you should learn about something for yourself and make your own judgement instead of getting all your opinions from others, and homie on the left when he says objectivism is fucking stupid.
|Crazy Transforming Table|
Leaves are for chumps!
|SEX ROBOTS YEAH|
I read the title to myself in the same tone as the Daytona USA game over screen. That's all my stars are really for, sorry.