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TrackingPoint Innovations: Precision Guided Firearm
05/21/13, 13:52
That'll get you five to ten, depending on your state's obscenity laws, so it's a good bit of advice to remember. |
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Guilty Gear Xrd -SIGN- Trailer
05/21/13, 13:49
How would that even affect you? Is it because you wear a nun's habit and regularly get mistaken for a girl?
Dudes have been declaring a need to bust a nut over fighting game ladies since the days of Yie-Ar Kung Fu; it just happens that these days, everyone's gay for Bridget too. |
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Guilty Gear Xrd -SIGN- Trailer
05/21/13, 13:24
They're really bending over backwards harder than Zappa not to title one of these "Guilty Gear XXX". |
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TF2 Wario Ware mod
05/19/13, 23:40
Bah, there's enough games about shooting people now anyway. By contrast, we have scant few games about picking other people's noses, waving goodbye to mermaids, and sorting clothes into a shopping cart all in a span of twenty seconds. |
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Fresh Prince - Carlton dancing to Oprah theme song
05/18/13, 23:36
Alfonso Ribeiro is the Basil Rathbone of dancing. |
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Men Throwing Rocks with the Wrong Arm
05/15/13, 03:54
My right arm is secreting homosexuality? What am I even supposed to clean that with? |
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Dragon's Crown Amazon 'Gameplay Trailer'
05/15/13, 00:59
And practically every male in Vanillaware's games that isn't a punk kid or a scrawny wizard is built like a bank vault made of tumors and fists and walks on toothpick legs. Their artist dials up EVERYTHING to eleven.
"So, we need a fat guy for this scene, and he's gotta look kinda villainous..."
"Fuckin' A, here's a huge bastard with a belly bigger than a hogshead and eyebrows that look like a nest of caterpillars formed a suicide pact!"
"Uhh, okay, we'll get these to the animation team-"
"Make sure they animate his belly shaking! If they need reference, tell them to use a balloon half-filled with old gravy!"
*retching noises* |
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DEATH BATTLE! - Goku VS Superman
05/14/13, 18:20
Samus Aran drove an entire species to extinction and blew up at least one planet. Boba managed to not fall for Han's "garbage float" escape and then got eaten by a sand sphincter.
...Goddammit, I hate these retarded "GAIZ WHO WOULD WIN BETWEEN *NERDGASM* AND *NERDGASM*!?" discussions and I'm still talking in one. THANKS ASSHOLE |
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blue-collar worker plays dark souls
05/14/13, 18:13
Dark Souls: Fuck You, Got Mine Edition |
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Dragon's Crown Amazon 'Gameplay Trailer'
05/14/13, 18:09
Hell and damn yes, I've practically been pining for another Guardian Heroes since Sega stopped making consoles. |
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Ender's Game: trailer
05/11/13, 00:27
Well, it's not like the story's gonna sell this heap. |
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Hands On with the No Stock Needed (NSN) Stock-Like Device for AR-15 Pistols
05/11/13, 00:24
The perfect accessory for the five or six gun law-dodging chucklefucks that actually have a chin. |
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Lembeh Magnum Sea Cucumber
05/11/13, 00:13
My god, there's a whole world inside that thing. It's... it's calling to me... |
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Bobbit Worm (Grows up to 9ft long!)
05/10/13, 18:26
Oh good, I'm not the only one who thought it an odd name for an enormous, fish-destroying monster worm.
...or maybe the name fits perfectly. |
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Bleeding Zombie Shoot
05/09/13, 16:00
I know it's got a full list already, but I'm still disappointed by the lack of "Target: Women" tag.
All my evil stars for the classy-as-fuck titshots and "Dodge this." Because zombies and shooting targets are both well known for preternatural agility. |
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Utah Names
05/07/13, 16:55
Sweet shit, I want to bludgeon their parents and anyone else responsible for naming these women.
That's what, maybe nine people? I should be done before my arm gets tired. |
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Chess Wars - Black Pawn Takes Out White Knight
05/06/13, 16:55
"13th century lag kill"
Just take them. |
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Dark Souls - King of the Ring
05/06/13, 16:30
The Doritos charcoal resin. |
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Savage Dragon - Episode 1 (first half)
05/05/13, 23:03
This was fanfiction? Of what, cops? |
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MST3K vs. Douche Quadbike
05/03/13, 00:37
I'll always put my faith in Blast Hardcheese. |
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