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|VampiricSpektor knows his rights.|
Oh he's balding too. Or his hair is falling out. I'm not trying to humorously exaggerate when I say this guy looks like he's in the advanced stages of some sort of poisoning or disease.
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH HARDON-B-GONE
I'll be honest, I feel bad making fun of someone based solely on their looks. So I'm really grateful when tragically freakish human beings act like complete tools, cause it makes my unkind thoughts feel justified. So thanks for thinking you're a wizard, you ugly fuck.
Signs point to dude.
|5 Second Films - Another Monday|
Man that Influence Device certainly is a rascal! Her zany comments and abnormal voting habits sure vex me. If only I had a way to make it so her votes didn't count...
|Fidgety adorable hipster says drunk Coward killed her cat|
This website just got a new motto, mama.
You're hunting some awfully easy game here, TIMR.
|Bullfrog Devours Everything|
Syd do you realize you are the guy in the horror movie who gives specific yet ominous advice to our heroes about whatever is trying to eat them?
|Bullfrog Devours Everything|
I've never understood why giant snakes and lizards have existed in the myths and folklore of so many cultures when it's clear the scariest fucking thing ever would obviously be a huge frog.
|Olbermann: Last Friday night, my father asked me to kill him.|
Oddeye, my earliest memories are from when I was a toddler. How old were you when your dad made you swear to end his life? Either you got your childhood memories wiped Johnny-Mnemonic style or your dad laid some unfairly heavy shit on a little kid.
|The Real Ghostbusters - The Boogieman Cometh (part 2 in related vids)|
I'm not one to talk because I didn't even know Winston was Arsenio Hall but come on dude, Ray sounds exactly like Fred from Scooby Doo. Come to think of it, playing Six Degrees of Frank Welker would be pretty much the worst game ever.
|Fox News desperately spins the Ron Paul CPAC poll, dismisses importance of 'young people'|
The only people they wanted to win weren't there: Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, Alternate Timeline RoboRegan, etc.
|My Little Pony - The Live Action Musical|
Plus I killed your parents! ...Your parents were human.
|Community - That's Racist|
Cause poenews is way cooler than poetv and everbody knows it so the gang here tries to act like the gang there in hopes of finding the magic that makes poenews such a special place
|Raptor's Mascot Eats Cheerleader|
Please state your reason for leaving your last job:
|Coulter Mocks Ted Kennedy, Anderson Cooper at CPAC|
I'm surprised she brings up the John Edwards sex tape, seeing as he was the last person she called a faggot.
|The Real Ghostbusters: Mr. Sandman, Dream Me a Dream|
Wait, Winston was voiced by Arsenio Hall?
|Bulletball in Action!|
what happens if the ball falls off the table?
|One, two, Katie's coming for you...|
Aw,I think her channel got hacked. That's not cool. I don't know how to feel about Katie, to be honest. On one hand, she's cartoonishly repulsive, and I just want to think up what monster she looks like most. (Totally feeling the moblin vibe, btw.) On the other hand, I just feel bad for her. The internet is no place for you, Katie. Go lose some weight and... Well shit I don't know. Try not to hate yourself? God how depressing.
Mine will be voiced by David Hyde Pierce. It will be my flying butler, and will sing me a jaunty ditty whenever I am feeling down.