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Explosive eversion of a duck penis.
01/21/10, 21:23
you're overwrought |
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Douchebag Auditions for American Idol
01/21/10, 08:00
Too bad he wasn't a better singer. If he was, he totally coulda banged Beckham's wife there. Those british chicks eat up the whole arrogant cocklord thing, and she was seriously checking him out when he walked in. |
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Explosive eversion of a duck penis.
01/21/10, 04:28
that's one long duck dong |
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Women bobsleigh mishap
01/21/10, 03:34
Culo Runnings |
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Hockey player convulses after elbow to the head
01/21/10, 01:56
dr tits was the guy back in ancient rome who booed unless the defeated gladiators were messily executed. Sorry there's no brains spilled across the ice like Chef Boyardee from an angry toddler's bowl, Doc. |
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Fantastic 4 Cartoon - Ghost Rider vs. Galactus
01/21/10, 01:48
Are Ghost Rider's tires regular rubber tires that are on fire or are they actually made out of fire? I'm trying to decide if that stock 'squealing tire' noise he makes when he drives off is apropos. |
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Paul F. Tompkins being amazing
01/19/10, 02:00
WHAT IS REAL |
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GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS!!
01/19/10, 01:54
Cheer up, kiddo. If you can manage to grow an old-timey mustache by Halloween you can be the famous softball-headed sports mascot Mr. Redlegs! |
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Spider Crabs
01/19/10, 01:43
2:34- "WOOO GO PHILLIES YEEEAHHHH" |
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Kurt Russel parallel-parks a yacht.
01/17/10, 03:25
Maybe the tags or the video's youtube title or you know THE GOOGLE can help you with this quandary |
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Little Girl Sings in Malay
01/17/10, 03:22
Sound doesn't work for me. I guess Lilo is a good singer or what? |
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Bear Grylls & The Guano Enema
01/16/10, 23:59
psshtt FAKE if the dude from survivorman had something bad like that happen to him he'd die alone in the wilderness LIKE A REAL MAN |
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Maru's magic act
01/16/10, 23:34
The only way this could be better is if after he went all the way in, a phantom pirate captain opened the bottom drawer only to give a frustrated YARRR and shake his ghostly hook in a gesture of defeat |
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Bear Grylls & The Guano Enema
01/16/10, 22:43
this guy is a PUSSY his whole show is SET UP i could give myself a bird shit enema too if i had a fucking CAMERA CREW there to hold my hand like a BITCH i hear he even sleeps in HOTELS |
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Fat clumsy kid showcasing his sword technique
01/15/10, 20:15
5:15 looks pretty fucking devastating. Also what he does with his hands when he doesn't have a fake sword in them is the most interesting to me. The little salute at the end, and the weird little 'swirling an invisible goblet of wine' thing he does at the beginning... What is he going for here? What will happen to him the day he realizes no real person in the world acts like? |
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Get On Your Snuggie
01/14/10, 07:29
This robe is small-time! |
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Creation=Truth vs. Evolution=Murder & Hitler
01/14/10, 05:25
LOOK AT HOW HOT ALL MY SONS ARE
AND NONE OF THEM ARE FAGS NOSIREE
...man how can I make fun of a dude with an ankylosaurus patch on his jacket
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Domino's Pizza: The Pizza Turnaround
01/13/10, 23:49
why do places like this bother with the pretense of caring what their product tastes like, or acting like they have "chefs" constantly tweaking the "recipe". Their job is to mass-produce the cheapest shit imaginable, and people will buy it because they are lazy and poor. Enough with the charade, go put some more oreo bits on a frosting covered dough ball, you assholes |
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Get On Your Snuggie
01/13/10, 23:30
The first few lines got my hopes up. I thought the whole commercial would be delivered via phat snuggie-related rhymes. |
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Waterskiing in South Carolina
01/13/10, 23:18
them some honest credits |
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