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No Prob Limo
08/04/10, 19:33
I guess Dan Heyada is a frequent customer of No Prob Limo |
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The most pretentious movie trailer I have ever seen.
08/04/10, 19:30
really how does an owl put on a helmet |
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In Memorium of Caminante Nocturno's recent suspension
08/04/10, 18:08
nevermind, found it. :D |
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In Memorium of Caminante Nocturno's recent suspension
08/04/10, 17:47
link plz |
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In Memorium of Caminante Nocturno's recent suspension
08/04/10, 17:46
whoa this joke of a submit not only made it out of the hopper but inspired serious discussion? huh. |
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Plunderers pummeled by pudgy pc gamers
08/04/10, 00:00
It's important to note that these "gangsters" were customers of this place as well, which means on the cinematic scale of criminals they're more Office Space than Goodfellas. |
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Reporter interviews an ice sculptor
08/03/10, 23:52
So you think it's a publicity stunt? The google suggests this man is a real ice sculptor. |
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Some guy dances in traffic.
08/03/10, 22:23
yeah no stars unless the result is death or a coma |
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Reporter interviews an ice sculptor
08/03/10, 22:21
The sculptor should have put his chisel in that guy's thigh. What the fuck was he trying to do? Tilt it to get a better look at it? Maybe check the bottom for a price tag? |
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What it's really like to work at a music store
08/03/10, 02:39
not just music, it's hard to be prepared to respect someone for anything when they look like a cross between Silent Bob and Henchman 21 |
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Monster High
08/02/10, 02:00
Cleopatra is clearly a girl mummy. But I'm more interested in why the artist decided to give all the females such pronounced calves that they look like the backwards-bendy-leg aliens from The Arrival. |
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DOOR STUCK!
07/31/10, 22:47
These two gentlemen have apparently come to have a disagreement on how to best roleplay as bloodthirsty terrorists in the popular online RPG "Counterstrikes". Player one is portraying "Rodreigo", a hotblooded latin revolutionary who has been pushed to his mental limits by months of isolation in the group's mountain hideout; this combined with a crippling opium habit has led to a complete emotional breakdown manifested by a savage knife attack on his fellow teammate. That would be player two, whose character "Khalid" is a young mujahadeen from the countryside of Pakistan who loves building IEDs and listening to Snoop Dogg's Rhythm & G: Tha Masterpiece. He is quite nonplussed by the sudden betrayal, as the lord Allah has seen fit to make his skin impervious to bladed weapons. However, things soon deteriorate when the American forces approach the compound and player two is trapped in a doorway by player one, causing a a sudden departure from In Character communication. It is suggested that player one regularly performs oral sex on men in real life. For their unwise deviation into Out Of Character dialog, the GM smites them both with a "Cast Frag Grenade" spell. |
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Big Bucks: The 'Press Your Luck' Scandal 1/11
07/31/10, 06:36
You know, it's true, throat cancer is the ultimate whammy. |
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Glorious United States Military refusing to conform to traditional gender roles.
07/31/10, 03:02
The last one. Good grief, woman. |
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Valedictorian speech interrupted
07/31/10, 02:43
Class nerd's last chance: "I know what parties are, guys! I like parties. ....Please invite me to a party?" |
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The Devils' Rejects
07/31/10, 02:40
Most surprisingly great sequel ever? |
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Honey Badger Tribute Video
07/31/10, 02:38
Wolverines are bigger, but Africa trumps Canada as a badass breeding ground. Now if only there was an Australian badger... |
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They rapin' everybody out here
07/30/10, 00:03
Every now and then, no matter what I do, I can't hear the sound on one of these videos. This one looks funny, too. :( |
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IED detonations in Afganistan: 2001-present
07/29/10, 20:30
seriously if you're going to do something, do it right |
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UCF developing abstinence video game.
07/29/10, 01:12
whoops accidently posted that while astral projecting |
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